| Rate
This Chick |
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Rate This Chick
has become a national obsession! See the latest victim
walk the plank and check back every week to see why everyone
is raving about Rate This Chick!
Coming Soon!
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| Quotes
of the Week |
|  "If
I had to be fucked by some man, I want it to be the Fruit
Pie Magician."
-Steve
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Real
Text Messages Pump Sent to Kevin |
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"Fuck
it. Let's join the Coast Guard!"
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"Thank you for being one of the leading Latinos in the community."
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"You're
the only one who understands the importance of whores with
slanted eyes. Godspeed, you horny devil."
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"Papa? Bring some corn home. The babies are hungry."
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"I'm on layover in Kansas City. I will kill Lisa for you if you wish, my lord." |
| Send
Us Letters! |
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 We
get a lot of crazy and cool stuff here at the Couch
Pirate's site. We hear from some fans almost every
week. Others just drop by to send us some goodies
or complain because I've been slacking off the site.
Well
now we've got a place for everyone to get their
message heard- the new Pirate's
Pub! Drop by and see what our fans have to say
and what our enemies think of us!
-Kevin
Contact
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Ring
Rust - Updated Regularly!
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Black
History Month: Wrestling Edition Part 2
Every
year in February we in the United States celebrate
Black History Month and to go along with that theme
I thought I would write about the Black wrestling
superstars that were a big deal to me and my friends
growing up in Oklahoma.
Read
the second part here.
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We're
Back! |
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We're
Back!!!
After
nearly a year of absence, the Couch Pirates
are back! We're leading the revival with some
insight into professional wrestling by our resident
guru Scott in Ring Rust! You can expect to see
articles about twice a month, so please keep
checking back!
Yes,
we're also relaunching our premier attraction,
Rate This Chick... so stay tuned.
Got
some advice, requests, or just want to tell
us to go away again? Write us:
webmaster@couchpirates.com
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