Don't turn away because of my name!?!

I am a single female looking for a man to have fun with. I love to play pool, even though I'm not the best, but oh well. I bowl when I am in a goofy mood.(it makes it funner) I have a few tattoos and a couple peircings. They are all covered! I can go from the girl your mom warned you about to the one your mom will love.

Age 19 ~ Sagittarius
Looking for... Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Light brown hair, hazel eyes
Body Type 5' 2'', average body
Education Some College
Employment Works full-time, no answer on income
Profession Medical / Health Services
Religion No answer on religion, rarely attends services
Political Views No answer
Smoking Smokes often
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, not sure on wanting any
Groups College Student
Interests Dancing · Family

December 1, 2002

Eddie	5	This girl had me until I saw the picture of her with her mom. To tell you the truth if your mom isn't happy to be hugging you I am sure I won't be either. Plus Her mom tells more about her than she ever could. We can tell that she lives in a mobile home. We can tell that more than likely she will not age well and that she is probably a little hell child. The piercing in a hidden place sounds fun but I am not willing to risk looking for where it is hidden on this girl. This girl sounds like she would be a lot of trouble. Not my type. Unless the Ad is really from the mom... She's hot!!! I give her a 3 and her mom a 2 for a total of 5. Hmm... it looks like two annoying chicks can equal one normal one. what do ya know.
Kevin	4	First off, she fails the mom test! She also fails the test of having a picture with only her in it. This chick stirikes me as the type who says she's only looking for a friend, because she's managed to date every Daryl-asshole in the county and would like to date someone decent, but will choose the jerk over the geek everytime, until 1) She has her own baby bumpkin or 2) She ends up dealing with Jonny Law. I'm not into the white trash hoochie-momma look and if her and her mom is two-fer, then I think I'll play somewhere else.
Pump	3.9	These kind of broads don't have a good shelf life. Look at her mother!!! I would assume based on the tattoos and piercings bit that she is the type of person who adores auto racing as well as an intimate familiarity with the low end of the shelf at Stinkin' Leroy's Liquor Towne. Combine that with her smoking, and she has maybe 2-4 years left at best. Beware the chick that has her photo taken with her mother, AND POSTS IT ON A PERSONAL AD!!! An attachment like that to a mother is not good news if you ever want to live consecutive days without seeing her beastly ass "pop in" for toaster streudel and a Miller High Life. Anyway, there is little doubt she would put out. The old adage about "if she smokes, she pokes" looks to hold true once again. Where might you poke? In the ass. Steve-O, I think this one is a can't-miss in the shitter-splitter department. To conclude, she has an egg-timer set on her average looks. She smokes. She has no kids. She'll likely allow you to make love to her bottom. That rounds out to a 3.9 on my scale. P.S. You could probably bang her mom too. Look at those desperate eyes with the tattoed arm just screams, "I'll chain the pit bull up and you can come over tonight, cowboy!!!" Something to think about, Dave...
Rob	5	Hopefully, that's not her on the left. All kidding aside, it would be so much nicer if it were just her in the picture. As far the pic goes she looks fairly nice. Nothing spectacular but not bad. Just poor taste in choosing a photo. I like her finishing statement and tattoos and piercings can be cool. Not cool is the "smokes often" and the duo of interests:dancing and family. So, is mom going to be joining us for a round of pool at the bowling alley just before the weekend "rock & bowl" begins at midnight? Sorry, but I don't think so. She gets a 5.
Scott	7	Get on this girl before her 15 minutes of White Trash Hotness wear off. This poor girl has no where to go but fat and ugly. If you don't believe me just look at "Momma" pictured to the left of her. You go to the bar take her home hump the dog-piss out of her and "BAM!" you wake up five years later and "Holy Moses" you find yourself by "Momma". What have you gotten yourself into? She is a "Must Do" but probably not a "Must Date". Hump her for a while and when you see the weight start to pile on and the face start to sag get the hell out, quick. This young trailer park slut is a hottie with a very naughty look to her, which gets her a 8 on looks alone. The ad is sub par but seems honest so I'll give her a 6 for that. I must take away two points for having "Momma" in the picture. This brings her for a total rating of 6, but wait, I really like the naughty look alot so I'll giving her an additional 1, for a grand total of a 7 rating.
Steph	2	Jesus, god almighty. If this chick's name (whatever it is) doesn't scare you away, then the image of her mother should!!! What in christ's name was she thinking?! Now that I know what she'll look like in about 5 years and 3 kids from now, there's no way I'd do this white trash grease secretor with anything less than a splintered broom handle and no lube. In the ass. Just looking at this photo pisses me off. She'd get a slightly higher rating if it weren't for her mother in the photo. She's a 2.
Steve	?	Dave-O-Meter Rating: OH YEA I WOULD!!!!! Looking at the picture I can see that the Jailbait looking chick is fine looking and allbut my question is who the crank whore behind her is! That chick would give you the Poop Chute for a couple of swigs of mouthwash!
Average	4.48	Pretty middle-of-the-road. I can't help but think how much better she would have done wthout her mother in the mix.

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