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Fast girl looking for someone to keep up

My name is Misti. I am a full time student at UCA in conway majoring in elementary education. I love sports, dancing, and most of all DRAG RACING!!! I drink and i smoke. I love to party and have fun. But i also like it when i am with someone and spending time alone cuddling with them. I drag race my car. I love it i do it every weekend.

 

Age 21 ~ Pisces
Looking for... Committed · Just Dating · Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Light brown hair, blue eyes
Body Type 5' 8'', thick body
Education Some College
Employment Student, less than $24,999 income
Profession Other
Religion Christian, rarely attends services
Political Views No answer
Smoking Smokes often
Drinking Drinks often
Kids No kids, wants some
Groups College Student
Interests Dancing · Dining · Family · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Sports · Theater · Travel



 

December 15, 2002



 
Eddie

DRAG RACING!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! This redneck can go race by herself. She likes to drink smoke and party. She says that like those things have to go together. She drag races every weekend which means she is either a drunk driver or she does her drinking during the week. Either way I despise her. She gets a 3 because that is probably the number she has on her drag racing car in memory of that dead racing guy. THAT IS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James
2 Okay, this chick looks like someone made a bad clone copy of Scott,
pumped it full of estrogen to develop breasts, grew the hair out, and squeezed
it into a ridiculously ugly dress. Oh, and dropped the I.Q. about seventy
points. Drag racing your car?! Jesus, where are you from chub-a-lub?

I HATE people who don't capitalize their "I's" when using that pronoun!
This one is ugly, likes cars, drinks, smokes, wants kids, is a christian;
she's got it all! Everything I don't like, all rolled into one. Fuck this
one, 'cause I won't.

She's a 2.

Kevin
2

I'll leave the "drinks often" and "smokes often" issues to the rest of the gang and concentrate on my bailywick, which is photography. No offense, but, this chick is cursed with a linebacker body and no compensation in the boob department. Under no circumstances, should anyone with this body wear that dress... AND STAND SIDEWAYS to accentuate that fact! She has lips like a gecko, eyes like Clint Eastwood and should be the poster girl for shitty long hairdos.

She's still in her party girl phase and the looks have long gone, so she better hope to get pregnant soon and hook some grease monkey for life.


Pump
? Some college? My ass. She might have enrolled, but I
sicerely doubt she has successfully completed anything
beyond a vocational level of higher learning.

Scott
2.5

Nope, this is not a girl. This is another she-male, isn’t it? Okay, she may
not be a she-male but she might fare better in the dating side of life if
she was. This poor girl is not pretty at all, and the things she likes to
do might even be worse. Top those things off with a girl that smokes and
you got yourself a girl that I wouldn’t touch, not even if no one knew
about it.

She might be nice girl (or she-male) for someone, but she’s not for me.
The ad does seem honest (“Body style: Thick”, yeah no shit) so I will give
her a 7 for that but she pulls in the 2 on the looks meter. Which should give
her a 4.5 but you forget I hate smokers, so for that she gets –2, for a
grand total of 2.5.


Steph
1.5

Wow, this guy looks awful in a dress.

No, way. This chick's out. She looks like a linebacker in drag. The
photo combined with her interests totally turns me off. Especially the drag
racing bit. Also, I'm not sure it's a good idea to have this "fast one"
teaching children in a few years. I can see it now. By telling them how to
smoke, drink, and drag race, she'll be adding to the redneck population. No
offense, Pump.

White trash? I think so. That last sentence is a little misleading (or
is it?).

She rates a 1.5


Steve
?

Dave-O-Meter Rating : NO! NO! NO!

If this chick did a porn we could call it "The Fat and The Furious"!
Drinking smoking and eating a pound of ham at every meal is bad enough but you know she is gonna wreck your car trying to get to a "Creed" concert with her hefty pals!

Average 2.2 Maybe she can try out for NFL Europe.

The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com.