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I'm very sweet and loveable,very romatic in some many ways,I love doing my karate forms I took it for five years still practice ever now & then when I can when I'm not in class.I like arts all kinds,I like fish fishing,watching the football games on T.V.,... just email me.

 

Age 25 ~ Aquarius
Looking for... Committed · Just Dating · Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Dark brown hair, green eyes
Body Type 5' 6'', average body
Education College Grad
Employment Works full-time, no answer on income
Profession Executive / Management
Religion Christian, attends services only on holidays
Political Views Not political
Smoking Doesn't smoke
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, doesn't want any
Groups No answer
Interests Dancing · Dining · Family · Movies · Music · Photography · Reading · Sports · Theater · Travel




 

December 22, 2002



 
Eddie

It always amazes me what useless information people put in their bios. For example what does the fact that she does Karate poses tell me about her. Answer, nothing. Other than that statement I must say this girl is fairly normal. Nothing really stands out that I hate about her. I am not in to fish fishing myself but I can't really blame her for liking it. She is normal and that gets high marks when we are getting weirdoes thrown at as week after week. I giver her a 7 for going to church on holidays. I wonder if that includes labor day and the ever popular ground hogs day.

Kevin
6 Hard to rag on this girl much. She just doesn't trip my trigger. Seems like an attractive, normal girl who works hard at showing you her less than ample cleavage. She is into karate though and I do like a girl who can kick some ass, so that's a plus. I certainly don't hate her, but I don't love her either...

Pump
10!

If this woman had a pair of lisa Loeb glasses on, I
would declare her the fifth element.

--Gorgeous (including green eyes)

--College grad, working professional

--doesn't hate Jesus, but doesn't feel compelled to go
to church every Sunday either

--"No kids, doesn't want any"

--Football

Unless this is some a tranny two-cocks that the other
Couch Pirates have planted here to try and play some
kind of sick joke on me, this woman (not chick) gets a
perfect 10. I wu-u-u-u-u-uv her. :)

Did you also notice the "No kids, doesn't want any"
bit? Baby, come get you shot of Vitamin P. NOW!!!


Scott
6 I don't know what is about this chick but she just doesn't do it for
me. Yeah I would do her, not many would turn her down for sex. Maybe its
the "deer in the headlights" look that bothers me. I'm sure she is a nice
girl and it’s probably the picture that bothers me. Seeing the tad bit of
cleavage is a plus as well. She gets a 6.5 on the looks department and
a 5 for the average article, hell I'll throw in an extra 0.5 for the
cleavage for a total of 6.

Steph
6

This chick's photo is pretty bad. And what is that on the end of her
thumb... Could that be a shitty Lee Press-On nail? Probably. And it's
not even "Active" length. Instead, it's just a claw.

It's always a good thing when these chicks don't want children. I like
that about her. I'm sure that once she meets Mr. Right, though, that "no
children" will change. She seems to be in pretty good shape too.
Although, she says she practices karate when she can, I'm betting she's put on a
few pounds and her "average body" has gotten a little "thick".

I'd probably do this one, but not stick around. She sounds kind of
boring anyway.

Because she doesn't look or sound overtly psycho, I'll hand her a 6.

Average 7 Pump with a 10! I think that's our first ever...
Check out all the past Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section.

The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com.