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Fun-loving Adventurous Christian Female

Young white female, slender build, former model. Great sense of humor, very intelligent. Loves seeking adventure, but also loves curling up with a good book or movie at home. God is #1 in my life. Looking for companionship with no necessary committment. Let's just meet & have some fun first!

 

Age 26 ~ Scorpio
Looking for... Committed · Just Dating · Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Dark brown hair, brown eyes
Body Type 5' 8'', slim/petite body
Education Some College
Employment Works full-time, $35,000 to $49,999 income
Profession Sales / Marketing
Religion Christian, attends services weekly
Political Views Conservative
Smoking Doesn't smoke
Drinking Doesn't drink
Kids No kids, not sure on wanting any
Groups College Student
Interests Dancing · Dining · Family · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Reading · Religion/Spirituality · Sports · Theater · Travel



 

December 8, 2002



 
Eddie

This girl seems like a winner to me. An attractive former model who is a Christian and intelligent. Man now this is a chick worth rating. she has a cool look. Dressing in black is always a plus. I like her. I giver her a 8. The only thing I would like to know is if she is really conservative. Most Christians just call themselves conservatives because that is what they are suppose to be. She surely doesn't look like a conservative. I hope she's not.

Kevin
5

I imagine that many of the Couch Pirates will be conflicted on this one. On one hand she's hot, on the other hand "God is #1 in her life".

This chick strikes me as the type who is fundamentally conflicted on what being a Christian is and will drive you nuts with her Jeckel and Hyde routine. She will justify her actions to you either way, but you will end up taking the blame for any "un-Christian" activities, despite the fact that she really wants them to happen. Doubt me? Check out what she's looking for, "Intimate/Physical", she makes sure that you know she was a model (Why? Shouldn't the picture be enough?) and she says don't worry about commitment. Really? Are Christians now into screwing around? I didn't get that memo from Pat Robertson.

Look, I don't think this is a bad girl, I just think she's in what I call "The Party Phase". Add to that her conflicts with religion and you have a bundle of psychosis on your hands. Clearly she's hot and if we were rating only on looks alone, she would rate very high with me.

I'll take one of my beautiful freaks instead.


Pump
7.4

She passes the eye test, but if I was forced to
nit-pick her I would have her go a little lighter on
the make-up. Clearly, she doesn't even need it. She
gives a mixed signal by listing the
"intimate/physical" bit, but then talking about how
God is #1 and such. Maybe she is only hunting for a
good time in the sack, but threw in the religious bit
to scare off the ultra-freak types. I'm confused.

No smoking and no drinking is nice. Conservative I
can live with more than liberal, but ideally I need a
moderate. Stating she is a "former model" didn't need
mentioning. She is only saying this try to put her
potential customers on their heels by making them
think, "Geez, this hoochie used to get paid for her
looks."

Blah, blah, blah... No kids. I like.

I'll give her a solid 7.4

She has the package, but I'm not sure I would want to
go to an anti-evolution conference at her church. But
would it be worth it to snake her pipes out? Still
confused...


Rob
7.5 Ok, I think I like her. Sure there are some points we would have to
resolve eventually but she seems committed to just meeting and having fun
and at least seeing what's out there. Her height is good and her body
looks nice. Her facing is pleasing. All in all I like what she has to
say. 7.5

Scott
6.5 Nothing really wrong with this girl. Although I know Steph and some of
the other Couch Pirates will mark her low because she sounds like a real
"God" loving person. But in the same paragraph she also says "Let's just meet
& have some fun first!" What does that mean? I wonder too. For her rating
she get a 6.5 from me, she might have got higher if she wasn't so darn
skinny.

Steph
6

From this chick's photo, I wouldn't guess her the conservative
christian she claims to be. Yes, I'd do her, but I'd probably regret it. I'm sure
she'd ramble on about scripture and accepting JC as my saviour and all that,
but it might be worth it to lick her belly and beyond.

Also, I'm not so sure about her salary range with only "some college".
I know you can make good money in sales, but she doesn't look the type to
make that kind of money. More likely, she's looking for someone with that
kind of money.

Her information is waaaay to religious, so I'll slap her with a 6 for
that.


Steve
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Dave-O-Meter Rating: Are you kidding? I WOULD!!!!

Man I cant get enough of these "God Is #1 In My Life" chicks. I would love to see James drop a Bismark on her and yell "WHERE IS YOUR MESSIAH NOW!!!!!"
It would be the best Xmas ever if we got to see that!

Average 6.73 (Where is James when you need him? This rating is not complete without him!) She sure rated higher than the last member of the God Squad.
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