Princess wanting her Prince!!!!!!!!!

: HI, IM A TALL GIRL.......6'....TALL HUH? WELL IV'E BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT GUY FOR ABOUT AN YEAR NOW. I BELIVE A
RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON TRUST!!!!!!!! IF U CANT TRUST ONE ANOTHER THEN
IT WAS NEVER MENT TO BE...... I WEIGH ABOUT 178.... AND THEY CALL ME
J-LO FOR MY BIG BOOTY..LOL LONG BLONDE HAIR....AND HAZEL EYES..LIKE
WHAT U HEAR GIVE ME A RING?

Age 19 ~ Aries
Looking for... Committed
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Blonde hair, hazel eyes
Body Type 6' 0'', thick body
Education No answer
Employment Works at home, no answer on income Profession Other
Religion None/Agnostic, no answer on attending services
Political Views Not political
Smoking Smokes occasionally
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, not sure on wanting any
Groups No answer
Interests Dancing · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Sports ·Theater · Travel

November 10, 2002

Eddie	1	Where to start... Let's start with the all caps. Don't do it. It makes you appear stupid. Your agnostic, which means your too lazy to form a belief system. By the look of your old school pastel room and your beanie babies I would have to say you need to grow up a little. What kind of person are you? I bet your favorite color is pink and you love horses. The make up is a no go and the hair is just short of a sin. Which I guess is ok because you probably don't believe in sin. Your look is more of the frog waiting to be kissed than the beautiful princess. I despise you and everything you stand for. You get a 1 because that is the lowest number I can give. I just pray to the god that you don't believe in that you don't walk around wearing that kind of make up out and about. My advice is grow a spine, get some opinions, lose the make up, and do not mention j-lo around people who are going to be looking at you. That's all I have to say to you that doesn't involve threats physical violence.
James	4.5	What the fuck is going on with her head?! Her hair and that tiara are atrocious! J-Lo? I don't think so! This one I'm slapping with a 4.5.
Kevin	2	Look, Jennifer Lopez has wide ass, not a fat ass, there's a difference. Every chick who can't fit her caboose in the micro chairs at the new Oklahoma City Ford Center, thinks they are suddenly J-Lo. I just saw a video of Lopez today and "fat" in no way describes her body. If she's J-Lo, I'm Vin Diesel. There's enough frilly cornhole shit in her room to fill three craft fairs. And unless we're playing Anne Rice's version of Sleeping Beauty, you better leave the crown at home babe. She's tall and didn't mention Nascar in her ad, so she just squeeks out a two.
Pump	0	Vomit. This chick is living vomit. She looks like some twisted sort of paint can bukkake nightmare. She probably loses about an hour every day in front of a mirror. Fucking sick. No answer on education means she never finish high school. How dumb do you have to be not finish high school? I think one look at her answers that perfectly. Smoking occasionally means she smokes. Anybody that references "J-Lo" in a non-sarcastic way and types in all caps should be killed. I would love to neuter her so that she may not pollute the earth with her and the No Limit Soldier's offspring. I'm at a loss to describe the anger I feel just looking at this vulgar cunt. Final Score: Negative Infinity. For the second time.
Rob	1.5	Scary, scary, scary. Man this one is brutal. She may not be depressed or obsessed with shopping but, man I think she's worse than the last two. First off, I'm not really into tall chicks and I am definitely not looking for a princess. The additional information she gives only further soldifies my distaste. "Belive?", and she use those horrible U's. God, this one just annoys me. I'd think about giving her a three but, that god-awful picture is easily worth a point and a half deduction. So we arrive at a 1.5
Scott	1.5	What the fuck!!! When did Phyllis Diller and Tiny Tim have a kid? This girl is plan butt-ass ugly. Look at that face it is horrific. I do wonder what her body looks like. Being 170 and 6'0 is not a bad thing in my book, too bad she is so nasty in the face and her ad is terrible as well. She's not even worthy of my penis penetrating her. What she is worthy of is the "Bismark". I'd love to smack her and knock that shitty crown off her head. For her rating? She gets a 1.5, I'm sure most of the pirates will agree she's nothing like J-Lo but more like J-Low.
Steph	1	This is a Kevin chick if I ever saw one. The fruity tiara and shitty glitter makeup is a dead give away. No, I would not do this chick. She is really ugly and she yells through her entire email. I hate that. She gets a 1.
Steve	?	Dave-O-Meter Rating: Maybe If I was Drunk. WOW!!! This chick only weighs 178 lbs......ON THE MOON!!!!!! I suspect that this is another transvestite but I will give her the benefit of the doubt. The only reason to date this chick it's so you can give her a body cavity search with your one eyed luggage inspector. But I think James would probably do her because of her hot little princess necklace!
Average	1.08	Eeeek! Looks like her prince is not a Pirate.

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