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Me on the left
I am a very attractive 26 year old female. I am very
outgoing and extroverted. I have confidence, yet at the same time
I am kind, caring, honest, and compassionate. I am a psychotherapist
and work with children, as well as women dealing with domestic violence
and the homeless population.
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Age 26 ~ Virgo
Looking for... Committed · Just Dating · Friends
· Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Black hair, brown eyes
Body Type 5' 7'', average body
Education Post-Graduate
Employment Works part-time, no answer on income
Profession Medical / Health Services
Religion Jewish, rarely attends services
Political Views No answer
Smoking Doesn't smoke
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, wants some
Groups No answer
Interests Arts & Crafts · Community Service ·
Dining · Family · Movies · Music ·
Outdoor Activities · Theater · Travel
November 17, 2002 |
This week's chick was picked by Steve!
Eddie |
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OK, I just want to start of by saying I don't
think this is a real ad. However, for the sake of this I will
judge it as if it were.
Ok, from the look of this very odd picture that was obviously
taken out of some kind of collage this girl is fairly attractive
and so his her friend. You know the one on the right. Anyway,
this girl obviously thinks she is the hottest thing going.
why would I say that? She says it. She says she is very attractive
and blah blah blah. Matter of fact that is really the only
thing she talks about. It seems to me that she has nothing
more to offer than her looks. Which if you were going out
for a night on the town and wanted someone to make you look
better would be really great. However then you would have
to put up with the attitude all night. Not worth it to me.
I give her a 2... 1 for her and 1 for her friend. |
Kevin |
6 |
Right off, I'll say that
I hate pictures with more than one person. Have you ever taken
a picture by yourself? USE IT! Also, what kind of shitty Photoshop
issue is going on here?
With that said, this chick definitely has the look. She's
got some sort of sexy wicked witch/ Dominatrix thing going
on and I do like that. Her friend is hot too. If you didn't
notice, she told you she was hot, which means she's a little
conceited and which means she's a little insecure.
God, I can't deal with people who go into psychology as a
career. THEY ARE ALL SCREWED UP! Rest assured, anyone who
thinks they need to psychoanalyze everything will make your
pee-pee limp, faster than a Rue McLanahan gang-bang movie.
If she's dealing with domestic violence, then she thinks all
men suck anyway.
This chick is hot, but she'd be a nightmare to date. |
Pump |
0 |
Looks like a ringer. Even
if it isn't, she sounds
like a whiny pinko anyway.
Final Score: 0 |
Rob |
7 |
Ok, she looks pretty nice.
Despite the strange montage thing going
on it's certainly a flattering picture. She looks pretty good
but, I can't help
but think that she can be pretty mean. She just kind of has
that look about
her, to me. So, she she's attractive but what about her write
up? She knows
she's attractive, she's about my age, about my height, and she's
college
educated: all positives. I find it strange that she has to clarify
her empathetic
nature after she mentions her confidence. Alas, she also happens
to be
a psychotherapist. Hmmmmm... That might be difficult to deal
with. Add to
that her work with the oppressed of society and I can't help
but think that
at some point I'd be the "bad guy". At least I'd have
the minority thing
going for me. Without a doubt she looks like a really good woman
but, there
just isn't anything that makes me desire her beyond a nice picture.
I'll go
with a 7. |
Scott |
4-8 |
Okay is this the real deal
or what? Can she not find a picture of just
herself? (Trust me this bitch has many pictures on just herself)
Why
does she look cookie cut and slapped on some random background?
I think
someone just got Photoshop at home.
Let's get down to this chick she is one crazy bitch. Why?
Because she's a psychotherapist, these people usually have
more problems than there patients do.
I wouldn't date this girl, she would be just too much, plus
if she only takes pictures with her friend then you would
probably have to deal with both of them. I wouldn't mind a
3-way
with them, but a trip to the Outback Steakhouse with the both
of them would
break me. Screw her or them yes, date never. She gets a 4
by herself if she
brings the friend I'll give them a 8 but only if I can see
them naked and
around my fat little weiner. |
Steph |
8 |
Last week's chick left my
stomach roiling and this week's chick leaves
my hormones boiling!! Yes, I would do this one in a heartbeat.
She is hot.
Well, if she's the one on the left. I'd do her if she's the
one on the
right, but I like the other one better.
The only thing that worries me about her is she's a therapist.
Usually,
people in this profession fall into the "I'm so fucked
up that I can't
help myself, so I'll help others" catagory. Scary stuff.
Still, I don't think she'd be so dumb she'd annoy me. Good
pick, Steve.
She earns an 8 with wet panties. |
Steve |
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Dave-O-Meter Rating= YESSSS!
I WOULD!!!!!
WOW! This is definitely the woman of Pump's dreams!
A social worker who just wants to help him and battered women.
The only thing that makes this too good to be true is the
fact that she says "EXTROVERT" In the first paragraph
which we all know is a secret swinger code
For DELIVERIES IN THE REAR BABY!!!!!!!! |
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Check out all the past
Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section. |
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The Couch Pirates get a kick
out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing
notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect
woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own
tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on
a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks
the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would
like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll
be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture
to couchpirates@hotmail.com. |
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