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I am a very attractive 26 year old female. I am very outgoing and extroverted. I have confidence, yet at the same time I am kind, caring, honest, and compassionate. I am a psychotherapist and work with children, as well as women dealing with domestic violence and the homeless population.

 

Age 26 ~ Virgo
Looking for... Committed · Just Dating · Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Black hair, brown eyes
Body Type 5' 7'', average body
Education Post-Graduate
Employment Works part-time, no answer on income
Profession Medical / Health Services
Religion Jewish, rarely attends services
Political Views No answer
Smoking Doesn't smoke
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, wants some
Groups No answer
Interests Arts & Crafts · Community Service · Dining · Family · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Theater · Travel

 

November 17, 2002



This week's chick was picked by Steve!

 
Eddie

 2

OK, I just want to start of by saying I don't think this is a real ad. However, for the sake of this I will judge it as if it were.

Ok, from the look of this very odd picture that was obviously taken out of some kind of collage this girl is fairly attractive and so his her friend. You know the one on the right. Anyway, this girl obviously thinks she is the hottest thing going. why would I say that? She says it. She says she is very attractive and blah blah blah. Matter of fact that is really the only thing she talks about. It seems to me that she has nothing more to offer than her looks. Which if you were going out for a night on the town and wanted someone to make you look better would be really great. However then you would have to put up with the attitude all night. Not worth it to me. I give her a 2... 1 for her and 1 for her friend.


Kevin
6

Right off, I'll say that I hate pictures with more than one person. Have you ever taken a picture by yourself? USE IT! Also, what kind of shitty Photoshop issue is going on here?

With that said, this chick definitely has the look. She's got some sort of sexy wicked witch/ Dominatrix thing going on and I do like that. Her friend is hot too. If you didn't notice, she told you she was hot, which means she's a little conceited and which means she's a little insecure.

God, I can't deal with people who go into psychology as a career. THEY ARE ALL SCREWED UP! Rest assured, anyone who thinks they need to psychoanalyze everything will make your pee-pee limp, faster than a Rue McLanahan gang-bang movie. If she's dealing with domestic violence, then she thinks all men suck anyway.

This chick is hot, but she'd be a nightmare to date.


Pump
0

Looks like a ringer. Even if it isn't, she sounds
like a whiny pinko anyway.

Final Score: 0


Rob
7 Ok, she looks pretty nice. Despite the strange montage thing going
on it's certainly a flattering picture. She looks pretty good but, I can't help
but think that she can be pretty mean. She just kind of has that look about
her, to me. So, she she's attractive but what about her write up? She knows
she's attractive, she's about my age, about my height, and she's college
educated: all positives. I find it strange that she has to clarify her empathetic
nature after she mentions her confidence. Alas, she also happens to be
a psychotherapist. Hmmmmm... That might be difficult to deal with. Add to
that her work with the oppressed of society and I can't help but think that
at some point I'd be the "bad guy". At least I'd have the minority thing
going for me. Without a doubt she looks like a really good woman but, there
just isn't anything that makes me desire her beyond a nice picture. I'll go
with a 7.

Scott
4-8

Okay is this the real deal or what? Can she not find a picture of just
herself? (Trust me this bitch has many pictures on just herself) Why
does she look cookie cut and slapped on some random background? I think
someone just got Photoshop at home.

Let's get down to this chick she is one crazy bitch. Why? Because she's a psychotherapist, these people usually have more problems than there patients do.

I wouldn't date this girl, she would be just too much, plus if she only takes pictures with her friend then you would probably have to deal with both of them. I wouldn't mind a 3-way
with them, but a trip to the Outback Steakhouse with the both of them would
break me. Screw her or them yes, date never. She gets a 4 by herself if she
brings the friend I'll give them a 8 but only if I can see them naked and
around my fat little weiner.


Steph
8

Last week's chick left my stomach roiling and this week's chick leaves
my hormones boiling!! Yes, I would do this one in a heartbeat. She is hot.
Well, if she's the one on the left. I'd do her if she's the one on the
right, but I like the other one better.

The only thing that worries me about her is she's a therapist. Usually,
people in this profession fall into the "I'm so fucked up that I can't
help myself, so I'll help others" catagory. Scary stuff.

Still, I don't think she'd be so dumb she'd annoy me. Good pick, Steve.

She earns an 8 with wet panties.


Steve
?

Dave-O-Meter Rating= YESSSS! I WOULD!!!!!

WOW! This is definitely the woman of Pump's dreams!
A social worker who just wants to help him and battered women.
The only thing that makes this too good to be true is the fact that she says "EXTROVERT" In the first paragraph which we all know is a secret swinger code
For DELIVERIES IN THE REAR BABY!!!!!!!!

Average
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The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com.