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Hi I am a sexy,attractive, and adventrous 21 female! Looking for some fun with a local gentalman who know how to treat a lady. I don't play games I am ver upfront and honest. I hope to find a nice guy who can appreciate the finer things in life. Someone who is avaliable to meet in person for some adult fun! I am recentlty single after a long 5 year relationship. Looking for a no strings attached discrete encounter.

 

Age 21 ~ Virgo
Looking for... Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Blonde hair, green eyes
Body Type 5' 6'', slim/petite body
Education Some College
Employment Self-employed, no answer on income
Profession Entertainment / Media
Religion No answer
Political Views No answer
Smoking Smokes occasionally
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, no answer on wanting any
Groups No answer
Interests Dancing

 

November 17, 2002


 
Eddie

 5

If you like hot dumb chicks then this one will be right up your alley. Take a look at the picture and she's great. Take a look at her bio and everything changes. This is a classic case of I am hot and I know I don't have to be smart to get by. I think any guy would go out with this girl for a short time but get bored by the lack of brain cells and eventually leave. Obviously, It takes some longer than others. I guess it took her last guy about five years. I am guessing that means she is good a something other than dancing... If you know what I mean... wink wink.

I would say that this girl, who is in the "entertainment industry" is probably a dancer at a gentlemen's club, however you would think if she was she would know how to spell gentleman. However, I guess we already came to the conclusion that she isn't the brightest bulb in the stack. So I guess you just have to decide what is important to you, conversation or a hot chick that wants no commitment and is good in the sack. Tough decision huh. I give her a five for the number of brain cells it takes to spell gentleman wrong.


Kevin
3

No strings attached? Discrete encounter? Enjoys the "finer things in life"? All I can say is you better bring your VISA card, because she doesn't accept American Express! No chick that is looking for hot summer sausage is going to butter you up about the finer things in life, unless she wants them FROM YOU.

This whore isn't getting any of my money (not that I have a lot to give). If I'm going to pay for it, she had better be infinitely better looking, have some color hair that doesn't occur in nature, carry a bag of toys in her trunk and have fetishes that even I have never heard of (yeah right!).

This chick thinks Anna Nicole is a GOD.

As for me, she can find the bling-bling somewhere else.


Pump
0

This is a porn ad.

Final Score: 0

P.S. Would a chick like that really advertise on the net?


Rob
8 Ok, let's see here. Looking for an intimate physical relationship,
self-employed in the "entertainment" field, and has an interest in
dancing. Odds are that it's the exotic type of dancing and maybe we've just entered rate this escort. Now sure, she looks pretty hot aside from the unfortunate earthquake that happened as the picture was snapped or scanned. Sadly, I am sure that I am not the "gentalman" she is seeking. Anytime a chick says "finer things in life" well, that means me and my financial status need not apply. Sure, she looks like she'd be fun for a discrete encounter but, little else. On the basis of that, I'd have to give her an 8. If I were rating for anything more it would be substantially less.

Scott
8

Okay I'm ready where do I sign up?

So what if she's a slut that smokes a little. At least this one is
honest about it. I would love to give her a sex thrashing, and when we're done slamming skin and she wants to smoke I'd ask her to go outside. Smoking is a nasty habit, but so is she. She's not one you would take home to mom, but more like the one you would take back to your apartment to make sex videos with. I give this little hot twat a 8 for just being honest and sexy.


Steph
8

Okay, this chick's a slut AND a bitch. Yes, I would do her, because
she's hot. Clearly, she's looking for what I like in a woman. Sex and no relationship. Of course, being a woman, she's full of shit, because no woman can say what she did and mean it. Yeah, yeah, I'm a woman, so blow me.
You dicks out there know I'm right in what I say about her.

I'm sure she'd do some anal and maybe a little urine play. She doesn't
give much on her stats, because she just wants a rendezvous with a "local gentalman who know how to treat a lady". I don't know if she's just a shitty speller or hangs with the bruthas. Probably both.
Based strictly on her photo alone, I give her an 8.


Steve
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Dave-O-Meter Rating: I WOULD!

Holy Shit! There isn't much to say about this one. I would love to make some kind of joke about how none of us would do this chick but God strikes you down for lies like that! I would make sweet love to this chick by the fire and so would all of you! (except maybe Kevin who is looking for more of an ILSA SHE WOLF OF THE SS type.)

Average 5.33 She says "your search has ended here" but the Pirates say, "The Search Never Ends!"
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