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Hi I am a sexy,attractive, and adventrous 21 female!
Looking for some fun with a local gentalman who know how to treat
a lady. I don't play games I am ver upfront and honest. I hope to
find a nice guy who can appreciate the finer things in life. Someone
who is avaliable to meet in person for some adult fun! I am recentlty
single after a long 5 year relationship. Looking for a no strings
attached discrete encounter.
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Age 21 ~ Virgo
Looking for... Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Blonde hair, green eyes
Body Type 5' 6'', slim/petite body
Education Some College
Employment Self-employed, no answer on income
Profession Entertainment / Media
Religion No answer
Political Views No answer
Smoking Smokes occasionally
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, no answer on wanting any
Groups No answer
Interests Dancing
November 17, 2002 |
Eddie |
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If you like hot dumb chicks then this one
will be right up your alley. Take a look at the picture and
she's great. Take a look at her bio and everything changes.
This is a classic case of I am hot and I know I don't have
to be smart to get by. I think any guy would go out with this
girl for a short time but get bored by the lack of brain cells
and eventually leave. Obviously, It takes some longer than
others. I guess it took her last guy about five years. I am
guessing that means she is good a something other than dancing...
If you know what I mean... wink wink.
I would say that this girl, who is in the "entertainment
industry" is probably a dancer at a gentlemen's club,
however you would think if she was she would know how to spell
gentleman. However, I guess we already came to the conclusion
that she isn't the brightest bulb in the stack. So I guess
you just have to decide what is important to you, conversation
or a hot chick that wants no commitment and is good in the
sack. Tough decision huh. I give her a five for the number
of brain cells it takes to spell gentleman wrong. |
Kevin |
3 |
No strings attached? Discrete
encounter? Enjoys the "finer things in life"? All
I can say is you better bring your VISA card, because she
doesn't accept American Express! No chick that is looking
for hot summer sausage is going to butter you up about the
finer things in life, unless she wants them FROM YOU.
This whore isn't getting any of my money (not that I have
a lot to give). If I'm going to pay for it, she had better
be infinitely better looking, have some color hair that doesn't
occur in nature, carry a bag of toys in her trunk and have
fetishes that even I have never heard of (yeah right!).
This chick thinks Anna Nicole is a GOD.
As for me, she can find the bling-bling somewhere else. |
Pump |
0 |
This is a porn ad.
Final Score: 0
P.S. Would a chick like that really advertise on the net? |
Rob |
8 |
Ok, let's see here. Looking
for an intimate physical relationship,
self-employed in the "entertainment" field, and has
an interest in
dancing. Odds are that it's the exotic type of dancing and maybe
we've just entered rate this escort. Now sure, she looks pretty
hot aside from the unfortunate earthquake that happened as the
picture was snapped or scanned. Sadly, I am sure that I am not
the "gentalman" she is seeking. Anytime a chick says
"finer things in life" well, that means me and my
financial status need not apply. Sure, she looks like she'd
be fun for a discrete encounter but, little else. On the basis
of that, I'd have to give her an 8. If I were rating for anything
more it would be substantially less. |
Scott |
8 |
Okay I'm ready where do
I sign up?
So what if she's a slut that smokes a little. At least this
one is
honest about it. I would love to give her a sex thrashing,
and when we're done slamming skin and she wants to smoke I'd
ask her to go outside. Smoking is a nasty habit, but so is
she. She's not one you would take home to mom, but more like
the one you would take back to your apartment to make sex
videos with. I give this little hot twat a 8 for just being
honest and sexy. |
Steph |
8 |
Okay, this chick's a slut
AND a bitch. Yes, I would do her, because
she's hot. Clearly, she's looking for what I like in a woman.
Sex and no relationship. Of course, being a woman, she's full
of shit, because no woman can say what she did and mean it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a woman, so blow me.
You dicks out there know I'm right in what I say about her.
I'm sure she'd do some anal and maybe a little urine play.
She doesn't
give much on her stats, because she just wants a rendezvous
with a "local gentalman who know how to treat a lady".
I don't know if she's just a shitty speller or hangs with
the bruthas. Probably both.
Based strictly on her photo alone, I give her an 8. |
Steve |
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Dave-O-Meter Rating: I WOULD!
Holy Shit! There isn't much to say about this one. I would
love to make some kind of joke about how none of us would
do this chick but God strikes you down for lies like that!
I would make sweet love to this chick by the fire and so would
all of you! (except maybe Kevin who is looking for more of
an ILSA SHE WOLF OF THE SS type.) |
| Average |
5.33 |
She says "your
search has ended here" but the Pirates say, "The Search
Never Ends!" |
Check out all the past
Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section. |
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The Couch Pirates get a kick
out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing
notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect
woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own
tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on
a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks
the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would
like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll
be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture
to couchpirates@hotmail.com. |
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