A chubby "other" ethnicity chick? No thanks. Her ad doesn't tell me
much, but what is there doesn't sound good. Likes shopping, shitty romantic
comedies, and golfing. Not a good start. She's a 5.

She obviously regards shopping as a fulfilling activity; not a good sign at all. Lip gloss is lame... get the real deal! Lipstick! And make it black! Romantic comedies suck the big sausage! There's nothing in a romantic comedy that couldn't be improved with some ninjas and red latex hot pants.

She doesn't like to think. Not really a surprise.

Her fat face isn't helped at all by that horror of a hairstyle (Here's some advice, put that hair down on both sides of your pug to slim it up.) I like the fact that's she's 5' 9" and that she spends time in the gym, but that's not enough to put lip gloss on this sow.

Pass.

She doesn't repulse me by any stretch, but the whole
make-up thing disturbs me. It was the first thing out
of the gate in her ad. However, she doesn't appear to
have painted her face much in the photo she has
provided. She's not too hard on the eyes really.

I think that I would tire of her insistence on seeing
shitty movies. I feel like I would have been dragged
to Sweet Home Alabama on opening weekend. Things that
that piss me off. She would owe me a host of sexual
favors for torture like that. I'm talking about a
trip up the pooter highway specifically.

Being a college grad is nice, although I feel like
this chick's degree is probably either in sociology,
general studies, or theatre. I would advise staying
away.

Final Score: 6

Hello? Hello? Hello? Is anyone in here? Is anyone in here? Is anyone in
here? I guess not? I guess not? I guess not?

Can you hear the echo in this chick's head too? There is nothing inside
at all, just look at that blank stare she's giving us. This chick is not
only a complete dumbass for the having a shitty picture, but she tells you
what a dumbass she is in real life with her ad.

"i like shopping-mostly clothes, lipgloss and nail polish... i just
want a laugh and don't want to think... i buy books, but never finsh them."

Damn she's an idiot. I don't think she could even do the math for her
own rating. 1 (for the picture) + 1 (for the ad) = 2.

This chick wants to do things that are waaaaaay too froo-froo for me.
Of course, she does say she's looking only for friends. I don't think I'd
do her though. I really don't like that photo. Those pigtail things on the
back of her head are ugly. Not that she's posted the most flattering photo
of herself.

I don't think I'd want to spend anytime with this chick. Not even to
fuck. She'd just irritate me.

She gets a 6 for not being hideous.

Dave-O-Meter Rating:NO!!!

First off, who goes to the meat market that we like to call The
Internet and posts an ad for "Just Friends".
That is like wandering into a crack house looking for an Advil, you
might just find one but you are probably going to end up with a fat bag of
rock. This coupled with her inability to finish a book puts her at the
low end of the food chain for me. But then again the reference to
"Liking Thrillers" is some sort of singles code for "Hump my Hershey Hole
PLEASE!!!!" So who knows.