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Hi, I am posting an ad here to see if I can find someone that has the same interests as me, as well as a relationship. I am a caring and simpathetic girl. I am a fun girl to be around with. I like to play and watch sports. I am an active girl. Can you keep up with me? I also love going to different cities throughout the country. I live up here, but I love th south. I am just you normal fun girl.

Age 25 ~ Cancer
Looking for... Committed · Just Dating · Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes No answer
Body Type 5' 5'', slim/petite body
Education High School Grad
Employment Works part-time, less than $24,999 income
Profession Clerical / Administrative
Religion Christian, rarely attends services
Political Views Not political
Smoking Doesn't smoke
Drinking Doesn't drink
Kids No kids, doesn't want any
Groups No answer
Interests Dancing · Dining · Movies

October 13, 2002

Eddie	9	This one is too good to be true!!! She doesn't seem to be to quick with the writing skills though. Her sentences are all "see dick run" length. Anyway, she is very attractive and just seems to good to be true. She looks a lot like Mandy Moore. I think this one is a fake. If I was single I would write this girl ... but who wouldn't! I give her a 9... if she is a real person.
James	8.5	You're telling me THIS chick has trouble finding someone?! Consider me found! She looks like a real hottie, and there are only a few issues with the ad. Her spelling is subpar, but she doesn't mention children, smoking or drinking. I'm tagging her an 8.5.
Kevin	7	I basically have the same problem with this one that I had with the last one. She's a poster child for normalcy. Not much meat here in the common interests department either. Let's face facts and realize that we're just not going to click and move on from there. Physically, she's very hot. She steps up another step by being one of the few women who both know how to wear make-up and have long hair that doesn't look like it was styled by someone from Winger. She's got great skin and puffy lips and a great bod. My score is almost totally based on her looks and the fact that she doesn't seem mean.
Pump	5.9	Nah. I'll pass. That could be a push-up, but those cans look like they might have the price tag still on them. I look for a little more education in my gals, but I can almost let that slide for one that neither has children and or wants them. I can let typos go, but the "simpathetic" was a little eye-opener. That leads me to believe she may not read much, which is a downer for me. Not political is bad too. You have to have an opinion on what goes on in the world. Oh well. She has a pretty face, perhaps a little heavy on the make-up. I like the natural look, and it appears she has it under half a pound of Avon. That ought to turn Kevin on though as he likes the stuff caked on hard and heavy. I give her a 5.9 for a final. She didn't seem arrogant really, but she seems like the type that would not really want to pick up a tab once in a while either.
Rob	8.5	Ok, first off, I think she's beautiful. I look at her and say "wow." Show me just her face and I think I'd still say the same thing. As far as looks go, she's the best that I've seen since I've been rating. No doubt about it, she has the looks. As far as her ad goes, it's not too bad but, it's not really all that good either. She doesn't really let you know a whole lot about her. Near the end she has a few typing blunders and a misspelling. I find most things pretty cool about her that she does let us know. I like that she is active and enjoys sports. Travel is a nice plus. She seems to come across as a kind person who wants to enjoy life. All in all, I like her quite a bit. 8.5
Scott	8.5	Ra Ra Ra!!! This girl can cheer me on anytime. Boy she is a cutie, I wish she had a full body picture so I could enjoy all of her goods. She has a beautiful face and eyes that melt me (and gets me really horny too). The sultry cheerleader garb helps set the mood of and playful sex kitten, which isn't a bad thing. She looks like the kind of girl that you can give it to her from behind (Doggie Style) and she'll look back at you while gritting her teeth into a devilish smile. Her breast's look a little rounded at the top that could suggest that she has had a boob job. I hope that's not the case because I, like fellow Couch-Pirate Pump hate the plastic titties. But since I don't know if they are real or fake, I will assume they are real. She is a young chick so maybe they're just perky. Overall this girl seems too good to be true. Why is she having a problem finding a date? For the ad I'm dealing out an average 5, nothing fancy, nothing really stupid said either. For the hot little slutty cheerleader picture and her gorgeous top half (Face, Eyes, Shoulders and Boobs) she gets a 9. Giving this fantasy honey a 7 plus the bonus of 1.5 for looking oh so naughty, for a total of 8.5. Is it me or does this girl look like the babysitter that does the older guy in those old 70's porno flicks. WOW! I need her.
Steph	1	What an idiot. No, I would not fuck her. She is too stupid. I am somewhat doubtful that she graduated high school, since she cannot spell or make much sense out of the few parts of the English language she thinks she understands. It's a damned good thing she doesn't want to breed for the sake of mankind. Here's what tears it for me: "I live up here, but I love th south. I am just you normal fun girl." What the ever-lovin' Christ does that mean?!!! Again..., what an idiot. Rating = 1
Steve	?	Dave-O-Meter Rating: I WOULD!!!! GOD YES I WOULD!!!!!! Ok, other than the fact that this is obviously one of those fake ads that takes you to a porn site with peeing teens, I would say this chick is fairly hot. Plus the fact that she can't spell means that if this ad was for real you could probably score the poop chute on date 2.
Average	6.91	I call bullshit on Steph's score!

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