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red hot chili peppers, Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, R.L. Burnside, Football, family(!), my sisters(!) pizza, monkeys, debating, real chili peppers, laughing, old trucks and barbies...Just a few words to give you an idea about me. I am a new aunt to my nephew born July 9, 2002. I plan to travel all around America and Europe and other foreign countries by myself or with someone, or with a whole bunch of people. It won't matter, but I at least will be going! I want to learn the piano. I want to go camping by myself and not be afraid of coyotes. ha ha I believe in ghosts as well as the Holy Ghost (did I cheese anyone out just now? ha.) I'd say my political views are liberal, but then I agree with Steve on almost everything he raves about so maybe I'm not. If you don't know who Steve is, don't worry about it. I am most silly when I am sleepy. Where are you boys??!! I admire Desmond Tutu. I would like to have at least 2 children, but not right now. Maybe in 5 years. I could change my mind if I need to. Also, I love the dog car in Dumb and Dumber. ha ha

Age 25 ~ Aquarius
Looking for... Committed · Just Dating · Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Light brown hair, blue eyes
Body Type 5' 4'', slim/petite body
Education Some College
Employment Works full-time, no answer on income
Profession Clerical / Administrative
Religion Christian, rarely attends services
Political Views Very Liberal
Smoking Doesn't smoke
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, wants some
Groups No answer
Interests Arts & Crafts · Dancing · Dining · Family · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Photography · Reading · Sports · Theater · Travel

October 20, 2002

Dave	5.5	She likes monkeys? I love her!!...She likes barbies? I hate her!! The monkey thing is pretty huge, but the barbie thing means she has not(and probably won't grow up) She looks okay. But I'm guessing she takes it in the pooper, so I'll give her a 5.5!
Eddie	4	Lay off the drugs and get a better picture!!!!
James	6.5	What in the hell is this chick talking about?! Who told her it would be a good idea to use a photo that looks like she was just pulled over on COPS? I don't think this one would ever shut up. She rambles about 15 topics into her personal ad, I can only imagine what spending 20 minutes with her would be like. It's amazing that she worked in Desmond Tutu, Barbie, and some nebulous Steve character in a snippet supposedly about her. She hasn't racked up a lot of points here. Despite all this shit, she is semi-attractive, so I'm only going down to a 6.5 on this one. As a side note, has there been a single fucking chick yet that didn't list dancing under their interests?! Christ, that stereotype is holding strong!
Kevin	6	I have to admit that I admire a girl who is willing to post a capture shot of herself on an internet personals ad. She's kind of spunky, has some interesting likes and isn't too hard on the eyes. This chick seems a little "countrified" to me, with that crappy shirt and the thing for old trucks. For God's sake, get those damn barrettes out of your hair! And, uhmm… Desmond Tutu? I'll be interested to see what Rob says about her since their musical tastes were separated at birth.
Pump	7	Looks-wise she is a 9. I am indeed a sucker for redheads, although her stats say she's a brunette. I'll say it's auburn. I could probably date her, but she might not be just what I am looking for. Eventually her need for offspring and liberal political views would be too much. Mildly granola, but tolerable. She's ok. I give her an even 7. By the way, I like monkeys too.
Rob	5	Hmmm..... what to make of this one? First reaction is annoying as hell. She has some nice qualities in her musical taste (tori and ani) and her desire to travel are good. I like the idea of this sporadic word play in order to shed light on herself. Unfortunately, she's about 50/50 on things that I like/dislike. Her picture is strange. I suppose she feels pretty good about herself if she's willing to try to meet people with that. It reminds me of something from a 50's B-movie poster: MUTANT ALIEN ATTACK AT THE DRIVE-IN!!! Of course, it could be she's just survived an attack from a ninja who throws really large throwing stars. So, quite simply put, there are too many annoying qualities that make me question whether I could put up with the good ones. I'm going with a 5.
Scott	2	This chick really bothers me. She gets a 2. Next?
Steph	5	Could this chick be anymore schizophrenic? Probably. She's all OVER the place in this ad. Forget it, man, I'm not going anywhere near her. She's one of those that would turn your life into Fatal Attraction. She scares me. I'll give her a decent rating for her looks, even though that is one of the worse photos ever. She seems to know Steve too. Look out, buddy. She gets a 5.
Steve	?	Dave-O-Meter Rating: I WOULD!!! As I read this ad 2 things really stood out to me. First she confused me alot which means she would probably get wet panties for Pump. Second she agrees with everything Steve says which makes her THE MOST DESIREABLE WOMAN ON EARTH!!!! Grab her while you can because she could be the smartest woman on earth!
Average	5.12	Anyone who gets their political opinions from Steve is a little suspect...

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