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Lonely. Alone. Intrigued. Trasher. Thrasher. Screw up. Sexual. Actress. Sinner. Hurts people. Depressed. Kept inside. Liar. Cries a lot. Sings in the shower. Lost. Hates herself. Convincing. Playful. Wants to be happy. Attatched. Needs people. Needs sleep. Sleeps a lot. Bored often. Thinks to much. Scared as you.

Age 18 ~ Pisces
Looking for... Friends
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Light brown hair, blue eyes
Body Type 5' 0'', average body
Education Some College
Employment Works full-time, less than $24,999 income
Profession Other
Religion Jewish, never attends services
Political Views Very Liberal
Smoking Doesn't smoke
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, doesn't want any
Groups No answer
Interests Dancing · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Photography · Religion/Spirituality · Theater

October 20, 2002

Dave	2	First of all, Please Pump...don't rant on for 2 pages about Jews! Okay...this bitch is PSYCHO!!!!! Her extra info is identical to the character profile of the D.C. sniper! She needs help..and lots of it. She's scary lookin' too. 2!!! And that's only because I'm afraid she'll find out about me giving her a 1, and she'll track me down and cut off my nuts......So she gets a 2!!, not a 1...a 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddie	3	UM... NO. Needs a bath. Needs new clothes. Needs some mental help. Cries too much. not attractive. what's with short phrases? can't stand self haters. think she needs therapist more than boy friend. listens to too much Radio Head. Dried up dog terds eat monkey waste. No date. get a life. I am done. short phrases. are. stupid. I. Give. her. a.3.Just. for. bravery. of .posting. those. pictures. and.trying. to. be. strange. Done.
James	6	I'm not sure what to do with this one. Her little phrases that she passes off as a personal ad don't piss me off as much as I expected. It is sort of a different approach for one of these damn things. She doesn't have or want kids, always a plus, and I don't give a shit if she's Jewish as long as she doesn't waste a lot of time going to services. I don't think the "wethair / just out of the shower" look was the way to go for the pic, and I'm wondering if Steph knows that she has borrowed her boxers. She does have kind of a cute face. All in all, she is at least different in the presentation, and seeing as how her body is impossible to discern from the t-shirt and shorts pic, I'm racking up a 6.
Kevin	4	This girl is kind of a good starter kit for the weekend psychologist. I like wacky girls, but this is a little more than I can honestly deal with. Wash your hair. Cut it. Dye it. Find some make-up… STAT! What does "convincing" mean, by the way? I'll pass, but I suspect that I'm the only Couch Pirate she'd have a shot at.
Pump	1	No. Final Score: 1
Rob	5.5	Man, there are just too many things wrong with this one. Too young, too short, too liberal and too scary. I feel for this girl, I really do. I remember all too well how tough adolesence was and I really don't want to go back there. Let alone see a chick that is currently going through that hell. She strikes me as smart and pretty drepressed. If she can make it through the next few years without weakening, who knows? But for now I have to say no. 5.5
Scott	5	Crazy. Nuts. Fucking Nuts. Wet Hair. Boxers. Why these pictures. Average. Like that. Only 18. Not good. Kinda Homely. Just got out of shower. Why. Attached? Would I. Sex. Yes. I would. Semi-cute. Screwed up. I need sleep too. Stop crying. My rating. Five. Kinda of like the ad. Was different. But she is. Crazy. Would do. Maybe date. Maybe not. Scared as Hell. Aren't you.
Steph	3	Okay, last week's chick scared me, but this week's chick frightens the hell outta me. What is with the one word sentences? Obviously, she's lost in the world and is looking for someone to be lost with her. And those PHOTOS!!!!!! Jesus. Those suck. The only thing she's got going for her that I find remotely intriguing is that she's Jewish. And that is only because I've never been with a Jewish chick. How that would spice up the bedroom scene is beyond me. Forget it. She not ugly, but her head is too fucked up for me to even think of being physical with her. Rating = 3
Steve	?	Dave-O-Meter Rating: Maybe If I was Drunk I will now Channel Scott To Rate This Chick........ SOMEONE HAS BEEN LISTENING TO FIONA APPLE WAY TOO MUCH! SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE HER MEDICATION SOON! SOMEONE WOULD PROBABLY GIVE UP BUTT SEX FOR A COUPLE OF SWIGS OF NYQUIL! SOMEONE IS THE SCARY KIND OF GIRL THAT WOULD BOIL YOUR PETS IF YOU DIDN'T CALL HER 3 TIMES A DAY! SOMEONE WOULD PROBABLY LIKE TO MOVE IN WITH KEVIN AND BE HIS FOOT STOOL!
Average	3.43	Okay, we really are as scared as you.

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