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Hello!!
I am a spontaneous, open-minded, passionate, easy going
and caring person. Taking care of myself both mentally and physically
is important to me. I enjoy active outdoor activites (hiking, mtn.
bike riding, roller blading, etc.). Other intrests of mine are reading,
photography, and orchids. I am a social person who enjoys being
around people, but am also happy relaxing at home. I have a good
sense of humor, although at times can be somewhat sarcastic, and
like to be around people who enjoy life.
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Age 30 ~ Scorpio
Looking for... Committed · Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status Divorced
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Blonde hair, blue eyes
Body Type 5' 3'', athletic body
Education Post-Graduate
Employment Works full-time, no answer on income
Profession Other
Religion No answer on religion, never attends services
Political Views Middle of the road
Smoking Doesn't smoke
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, no answer on wanting any
Groups No answer
Interests Dancing · Dining · Movies · Music
· Outdoor Activities · Photography · Reading
· Sports · Theater
October 6, 2002 |
Eddie |
7 |
Although her picture is horrible and too far away to know if
she is really attractive I am going to make a guess that she
at least isn't that bad. You can rarely go wrong with blonde
and athletic and she seems laid back. Sounds perfect right! Well
here's the catch.... DIVORCED! Now, I am not saying that just
because someone is divorced that makes them non-dateable. However,
it does mean that there is baggage attached and that she has
either bugged someone or they have bugged her enough that they
did not want to be around each other anymore. Either way that
is a bad thing. She is Either picky or she has a huge flaw. It
could be something like she is a bigot or maybe her feet smell
like dead fish. Who knows? I will give her a 7 for the number
of plants she has behind her in her picture. That's a lot of
plants! |
James |
8.5 |
I like the look of this one. She is attractive, claims to
have a
post-graduate education, and isn't crazy at first glance. Not
sure
about rollerblading, and the "intrest" in orchids,
but perhaps these
abnormalities could be overlooked. I think an 8.3 is deserved
here. |
Kevin |
6 |
Reading and orchids... now you know a night on the town is
going to be hot with this little vixen!!!
Look, it's hard to beat up on a girl who is both attractive
and nice. Let's just say she's not my cup of cappuccino.
I'm not going hiking, mountain biking or rollerblading, and
she's not going to the Jim Rose Circus with me either. |
Pump |
9 |
Geez... Sign me up! This chick is pretty much what I
look for (if I were so inclined) in a match for
myself. There only seems to be a few small nit-picky
things about her. Again, hair color is OK as long as
its the same color you started with. With blondes,
you have to be careful. Even so, she is still very
nice. Here are some good points about her...
Middle of the road politically? YES!!!
Post-grad education? Sexy for sure.
No smoking and occasional drinker? I like.
Reading and photography? A thinker!
No kids? Where do I sign?
She also didn't go overboard on her description. I
could get into mountain biking perhaps, but
rollerblading will have to wait. Rollerblading for
men is gay.
I can't imagine finding a better girl on here at
random. She is very attractive as she sports body
that could easily be mistaken for a saucy 19 year old.
She's a winner. Although the divorced part has to
make you wonder...
Final Score: 9 |
Rob |
5.5 |
Ok, this one is a little strange to me. First off her photo
is just
kind of off. I mean the pose doesn't look to comfortable and
she looks a little
dazed. Also where is her hand? Did she lose it in a bizarre mountain
biking accident, is she sacrificing a chicken or maybe she's
holding hands
with some ex? Either way it just looks weird.
As far as her ad goes she's one of those have it both ways
sort of
girls that appear, oh so frequently. I'm social but like being
alone. Take care of
myself both mentally and physically. Now that sounds good but
it seems
we hear that every other week. Also, orchids? Weird.
Alas, she isn't all bad. Interest in photography is good and
she's
gotten to postgraduate work in her education. Sarcasm can be
nice and she likes
to be around people who enjoy life. All in all not too bad, except
for the mystery
hand photo, but for some reason she just kind of.... I mean,
orchids?
For some reason I just am not that interested. 5.5 |
Scott |
6.5 |
The girl seems straight up above average. Her ad seems honest
and
halfway intelligent without the usually crazy bullshit that accompanies
one of
these. She looks above average as well, nothing great here but
nothing
bad either. Can someone tell me why she can't find a man to date?
I'd date
her, and of course I would do her.
Overall there isn't anything to bitch about with this chick
which ruins
the fun of rating these chicks. I guess I could say I hate her
choice of
clothes. Yep I hate her outfit, it is shitty. Ah I feel better
now. For
the ad she is getting the above average rating of 7 and for the
above
average looks a 7 as well. Which comes to the average of... Yep
you guessed it
an above average 7, throw in the shitty clothes for a 0.5
for a 6.5
total. A very above average score. |
Steph |
9 |
This chick sounds ideal for James, but I'm sure he'll find
enough wrong
with her to eliminate her from the relationship catagory, but
just enough
right stuff to only fuck her.
I think she sounds fairly intelligent and well rounded overall.
I would
definitely do her. SEVERAL times. I think this might be my highest
rated chick yet, but I can't remember, because there have been
so many
others....
She gets a 9. |
Steve |
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Dave-O-Meter Rating: I WOULD!!!!!
Holy crap! This is the first normal, honest chick we have
ever rated!
Rather than go into which of us would do her lets look into why
Couch Pirate Kevin WOULD NOT!!
#1 No Shitty Tattoos.
#2 Doesn't Mention Goth, Industrial, Ecclectic, or Psycobilly
music.
#3 Is not wearing Vinal or Leather in this picture.
#4 Did not use the words "Meditation" "Spiritual"
or "Personal Enrichment" in her ad.
#5 Would probably NOT enjoy a hearty spanking.
and
#6 Would not allow him to go out and bang chicks on Tuesdays
with the rest of the boys! |
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Average |
7.36 |
Not bad for a 30 year old orchid-lover. |
Check out all the past
Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section. |
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The Couch Pirates get a kick
out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing
notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect
woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own
tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on
a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks
the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would
like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll
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