3

I am not into the pouty face-alterna-girl look. So, this chick is definitely not my type at all. The thing I don't get about these types of girls is that they look sad even when they are happy. It is craziness. Anyway, I didn't care too much for the cleavage shots but I did like that she is in to small venue shows. However, that also makes me think she is very haughty about music. This is a big downer to me personally. I love a wide variety of music from the small to the huge U2 type tours. If a girl is that way on music then she is like that with a lot of things. Matter of fact she is probably one of those people who sit around at Denny's late at night wearing black smoking cigarettes and talking about how the world is jacked and blah blah blah. Anyway, I give this girl a three just because she has that many pics to look at. Bravo!

James

6

I get the distinct impression that this one is using pictures that are
a couple of years old. I have a feeling that she has packed on some
additional lbs. that are not available in the advertisement. To her
credit, she does list her body type as thick. She does appear to at least have some personality, but I'd like to know what she's doing to make 50k a year with some college. No kids, has her own place, seems sane enough, all positive qualities to consider, but smoking, occasionally or otherwise is frowned upon, so I'm hitting her with a 6.

This may be the Sugar Momma that I've been looking for! If this chick is pulling down 50 Gees a year, she can help support all my habits.

I think she's cute. She's obviously not tied down to conventional thoughts on beauty. She's got puffy lips and big eyes; that's pretty cool. I like her choice of clothes too.

She's also into a lot of activities that intrigue me as well. I don't think we're going to have any problems getting along.

I get the feeling from her meandering last few thoughts that I'm not good enough to date her and neither is anyone else, except maybe Reverend Horton Heat. She's trying to say something about the fact that no one's measured up yet. If she's willing to settle for less I'd be glad to take a shot.

5.6

At 25, what could she do to make that much money?
Perplexing to say the least. He ad doesn't sound so
bad, I'm waaaaay into rockabilly. But I'm skepticcal
if she is one who just likes to say she is into it to
be trendy. Her makeup scheme suggests so (which is
entirely too heavy). I'll pass. That and the
smoking... Might be a cool one, but not the match I'm
looking for.

Final Score: 5.6

7

Not bad. Seems like a fun chick. Though I'm sure I am far from her
type she does seem like someone that could provide enrichment to one's life. She seems levelheaded and responsible yet, appears to enjoy the stranger side of life.
While I'm not into all the things she is, I do enjoy them to a small
degree. I like the fact that she wants to date to iron things out. As far as her looks go, she is attractive and judging by the pics comfortable with her body. While I'm not exactly crazy for her, she is nice and therefore, gets a 7.

4

This girl is crazy, cute (in the face) but crazy. I think she is
probably bigger than she is letting on in the ad as well. She is do-able, but I don't think I could date her. Overall rating on this chick-a-dee a 4.

6

I call bullshit. There is no way this chick is making anywhere NEAR 50K a year in a clerical/administrative career even with SOME college. No way, no how. She's lying.

"Psychobilly, punk, industrial, tattoos"... This is a Kevin chick for
sure. "I work very hard during the day and therefore really want to enjoy my free time in the evenings and on weekends." Translation: I am into binding, spanking, candles in my ass, and have a dungeon in my basement. Kevin she's calling you.

She's not a bad looking chick, but that crappy tattoo has to go. I'm
not crazy about her fake looking red hair either. It may be better in
person, but I am willing to bet that even that won't make me get over her annoying personality.

I'd do this one, but wouldn't want to try to have a relationship with
her. She gets a 6.

That's funny... she got the same rating as the Asian transsexual last
week.

Dave-O-Meter rating: Maybe if I was Drunk.

We are seeing the future Mrs. Kevin Hooper right here! The key words and phrases to look for here are Self-_Expression; my space is very sacred to me, and my favorite "personal enrichment." This Chick might as well post a sign that says Non-Goths need not apply. Plus the golden combo of, dinning out, small venue shows,
psychobilly, punk, industrial, and tattoos mean that she will force you to play some live action Vampire with her friends from her street theater group.

5.5

Is that the Prince symbol on her arm?