James

6

This chick isn't bad looking in the face. She seems fairly attractive. She doesn't offer a lot of info in her ad, no politics, religion, smoking, nothing. The answers she does give are not positives- kids, drinking, looking for female friends, etc. She is a little thick around the middle, probably aftermath from the kid, and those sunglasses have to go. Overall, I'm doling out a 6 for this one.

This chick has that naughty rich bitch "Kennedy" look and gets extra points for knowing how to wear long hair. You can tell she's a girly-girl by the shopping, manicures and massages she mentions, also by her make-up, tanning and clothes in the pics. I like girly-girls.

She's got some minuses though, in the way of a daughter, who she will insert into every outing. It will tough to get this one on her own. She seems to be hopelessly normal, which should appeal to some of the Couch Pirates, but not me. Her freak factor is zero, and to me that's not a good thing. I doubt seriously if we would click. By the way, I'm not setting you up with any girlfriends unless I need a break. Your kid is already taking up too much of your time.

With those porn star shades, you know she likes to rut. I could do a lot worse, but I'm looking for better.

1.8

Uhh... Stay away from hair/nail broads. Any chick
that loves vanity so much that they make a career out
of it should be a major warning sign. Also, you now
how I feel about single moms. I can only forgive when
a woman is widowed. It shows she has bad judgment.
Also, another point to make is that she is indeed
attractive, but she is showing of too much skin if she
expects to find a decent guy. She will end up getting
one like me who just wants to trash her out.

She seems like a semi-awakened barfly who really likes
to fuck, but knows she better get a guy to build her a
nest and help raise her mistake... err, child. Finally,
zodiac sign shit? Fucking give me a break, bitch...
Bottom line, I would mount her and never speak to her
again unless it directly pertained to doing the same
thing again. What else could she be good for?

Final score: 1.8

0

Not too attractive 2pts
Very few answers on bio questions 0 pts
Already been knocked up -1 pt
Long drawn out description that wasted my time
FRIVOLOUS

TOTAL=0

7

Well, she looks fairly nice. She has some nice curves but is a
little short for my taste. Her attitude seems nice but, there just seems to be something a little off. She always finds time to pamper herself but, loves to do things to show people she cares? She makes an attempt to cover the entire social gamut yet, really doesn't commit to anything. The honesty thing sounds refreshing and if she could live up to it her claim about not carrying about the small stuff then that could be cool.
To me she seems like someone who used to be the beautiful girl
in high school and has made her share of mistakes since then. It sounds as if, unlike many people, she has at least learned a little from them. This one is a tough call because, she appears to be alright but, there really isn't anything that jumps out and makes me all that interested. Sure she looks like she could be fun but, I don't see a whole lot else beyond any initial meetings. Still, one could do a lot worse. Looks like another 7.

7

Fire and Ice is exactly how I feel about this girl. Let me tell you
why.

Fire- This girl is very hot to me. She is built very nice to me, I
really can't find anything wrong with the body. Her face is also cute. I really love her hair and the picture of her with the bikini top makes me horny. She looks like a fun girl to jump in bed with, which makes me like her more.

Ice- Well she has a kid at home, that is not good for me. But that is
not what bothers me the most. What pisses me off is that she mentions that she is a Scorpio. I really hate people that act like that really means anything. "I'm a Scorpio I like to try new things. I'm a Taurus I'm supposed to act bull-headed. I'm a Cancer I love granola bars." Whatever! You are a nut job if you sink everything into that sign bullshit.

Okay the bottom line is this, I would probably go on a couple of dates
with this girl and feel her out, see what's what. I would most definitely do this girl and as often as she would like. Her overall score is 7 for the ad and an 8 for the pictures and a -1 for the child. For grand total of a 7 rating.

5

I would do this chick, but wouldn't tell anyone about it. Besides,
she's got a kid that's "an angel." I don't need that drama in my life. Also, she's a Hair Stylist AND Claims Preparer which equals...bing!, bing! bing! WHITE TRASH ladies and gentlemen. What's with her wanting "cool female friends"? I guess she's tired of her white trash friends hittin' on her man friends, so she needs new ones she can trust.

Her picture's not too bad. She's a little odd shaped, but hey, that
happens when you push a 10 lb. fetus through your puss.

She rates a 5.

Dave-O-Meter Rating: I WOULD! HELL, I WOULD LET YOU WATCH IF I
COULD!!!!!!!!!

This chick has enough No answers in her profile to be a part of the
Nixon administration! Any of us would gladly mount her hot fake body. The only issue I have with her is that the space between her eyes makes her look like a grey alien.

4.69