7

This girl seems a bit flaky, however she is attractive and an extrovert, so as a guy, you can look past that. She has a cute face so I might even look past the red hair. A monkey necklace is a great choice for any hot girl to wear. Personality-wise, she seems a bit middle-of-the-road but perhaps that means she is laid back. You can't go wrong with a laid back girl. They are hard to find, so if you get your hands on one you had better hold on to her for life. Anyway, I like the pic but she doesn't give much to go on, personality-wise. She is young so that is ok. She can get by on her looks for now.

I give her a 7. Monkeys rock!

James

7

Is it just me, or does this look like Courtney Love's high school
yearbook photo?

She's pretty attractive and claims to have red hair, but HOW THE FUCK WOULD WE KNOW, since it's a black-and-white photo? Aside from the pic, this one is a real flake - Vegetarian, peace, love, and drugs, massage school, taking off from college to "travel." I'll be shocked if this one graduates from college, and I don't mean fucking massage college.

She has racked up a 7 primarily because I think she's hot, although I'm pretty sure I would hate her.

I imagine this granola chick is going to take a lot of hits from the gang for being too much of a hippie/vegetarian/etc., but I'm sold! She's all about the love… and so am I. She's hot.

Smokin' Hot.

And tall.

And a redhead.

She wants to be a massage therapist and after dating a couple of those, I know the fringes are pretty good there (it also means she's a tactile creature). I'll endure her "outdoor activities if she'll endure my "indoor activities".

And what do you know gang? I like this one and she doesn't smoke!

3

This chick is just too young and too stupid. She has Dave Matthews posters everywhere in her room. She would make you go up to homeless people and chat with them. Furthermore, she would demand of you to give them money. Fuck that. She was in drama, likes beat poets that she does not, and will never, understand. I run from the girls. Too bad she is nice looking so I can't hate her altogether.

Final score: 3 (Zero if she was ugly, plus she might be gullible which means you might get some anal in on her.)

8.5

Well, I think she sounds like a pretty cool chick. Although she's 18, she seems pretty open-minded. Most of the redheads I've met do have a fire about them and she certainly drops hints that she would be fun to be with. I like her "optimist" approach to life. It is not easy to be that way but I certainly admire someone for trying. She certainly seems passionate about things, another plus, but I would worry a little about a possible temper. Massage school is a definite plus. The desire to travel, that one is up there as well. Conversation, meeting new people and curiosity are all good too. I like the fact that she's tried to let you know what she's like as opposed to the tired "I like movies and evening walks or staying in and cuddling." Being a vegetarian isn't high on my list but some things you can learn to look past. She has a pleasant appearance and I like the fact that she chose a B&W photo for herself. (Being a photographer, I find that cool.) Sure there are a few minor things but, I like her. She gets an 8.5.

4.5

This little hot redhead is a future swinger. She talks about "spreading it, feeling it, being in it, admiring it, BEING Love". Sounds like a girl that wants to swing or maybe a bukkake.She has no care about politics, loves to party, loves animals, wants to attend Massage School and she says "LOVE meeting new people and have an insatiable curiosity." She, my friends, is a swinger to be.

If I wanted to live the life of a swinger I would pick Miss "Free Love" here to be my tag team partner and enjoy the spoils of war.

I give this swinging hippie chick a 7 for the ad, a 7 for the picture, a -5 for being vegetarian for a score of 4.5 overall.

2

Sadly, this one uses a black and white photo for her ad. It would be nice to see the red hair she mentions. This photo looks like it was taken back in the 60s, which is supported by her vegetarianism, her desire to go to massage school, and that weird thing around her neck.

This one's a hippie, granola chick folks, and I DON'T do hippie, granola chicks. I'm sure she doesn't shave her armpits and legs, washes her hair once a week (whether it needs it or not), and is a big, fat environmentalist, but doesn't really have any research to back up her granola infused beliefs.

On looks alone she gets an 8, but I have to deduct for the hippie shit.
She gets a 2.

Peace out, man.

Dave-O-Meter Rating: YES! I WOULD!!!

Dave would gladly do this chick any day of the week but then again any
of us would especially KEVIN! Photography? YES! Massage? YES!!!! Insatiable Curiosity? If that means full anal action.... YES!!!! Do her Kevin; Do her for your country!!!

5.85

Looks like we either love her or hate her. She's going to enjoy the Pump Test.