1

This woman is a hooker in every sense of the word. First off, a huge
pet peeve of mine is the "Hey I am a good Christian, but I like to pose
in my underwear and have sex with people I meet on the internet."
Great! She doesn't want to talk to or get to meet you. She has a bunch
of criteria for you to even get her to write you back and "set up a
date". We all know what that means. She is a hooker! Also I don't think
you can be considered pre-op just because you work with rubber gloves.
This girl is a crazy hooker! It is too obvious.

Something else that scares me is that she uses the phrase "very
feminine body" right before she says that she is in transition. I am
hoping this doesn't mean she is a man. However, take a look at the
pictures for a moment. In the bra and panty one there is quite a bulge
in the front. She is very flat chested, and wait, is that an Adams
apple I see? Anyway, that aside she is still a hooker. Now whether or
not she is a female hooker that is up in the air. Professional photos
and sex talk scream hooker every time. That is all. I give her a 1 for
the amount of seconds that she had me fooled into thinking she was a
woman.

James

6.5

Uh....this is a man, and therefore doesn't really qualify for rate this
chick. However, if I were to count this as an ad from a woman, I would
judge her as follows:

This one comes off really snotty and shitty in her ad. "I don't do
coffee or lunch, I don't like to talk on the phone first, I'll only meet where I'm comfortable." Shit, you'll be lucky if anyone puts up with your whiny ass! She looks pretty good, although these pics are perhaps a little much for one of these personal ads. Again, assuming this were a woman, I would give her a 6.5 based on her looks, and the fact that I think she's a bitch.

What kind of dude runs an Pre-Op Trannie ad in the regular "Women Looking for Men" section on Yahoo Personals? Well, this dude does! Newsflash!!! You're not a WOMAN!!! Look, to each his or her own, but there are places to post this sort of thing (Alt.com comes to mind) and Yahoo Personals is not it.

Now, with that said, I would like to point out that this "chick" is a salt and vinegar vagina, but he doesn't have a vagina, so that doesn't work. Next, I'd like to nominate this "chick" for the second Manute Bol Anal Revenge Reward, but I'm afraid "she'd" like it too much. So, alas, I'm pretty much left with this comment… if you're going to post your ad in the wrong place, and seek someone who's not looking for you, my advice is to not be such a bitch.

I'll expect all the Couch Pirates who are singularly obsessed with anal action (Scott, Pump, Steve) to rate this "chick" very high because that is exactly precisely what this contestant is looking for, period.

-0

Rate this Dick? or Rate this Chick?

Final Score: Negative Infinity

0

Yuck. Before I even found out the details of this "chick" I found
"her/him/it" to be very unattractive. Furthermore, it's attitude seems
like a pain to deal with just by reading the ad. I have very little to say
about this one. If this were "rate this pre-op trans-sexual" then I might
give a three. Since it is "rate this chick" I will give a zero.

2.5

A she-male for rate this chick? Okay I'll play along for now.

Even if this were a real chick she would still get a low rating form
this Couch Pirate. For one this he-she is a real bitch you can tell this by attitude in the ad alone. Looks wise I don't care for the face at all, and being so thin is a bad thing to me. Throwing in a little Asian doesn't help her (his) stock. There are some good points to the chick with dick and that is no smoking or drinking.

I can't wait to see how the rest of the Pirates respond to this
"Chick". I really want to see Kevin's rating since he picked this man-girl. I knew the guy loves the fetish stuff but I never knew he had a thing for the girls with the man-pussy. Oh well, my overall rating for this "Chick" is a 2.5, not a zero like most are probably gonna give her, believe me we have seen a lot worse here in the pages of "Rate this Chick".

Okay I played the game now bring on the real "Chicks" please.

6

Wow! This one is a different chick to rate. I don't usually peruse
the TS section, but apparently Kevin does.

She's cute in her photos, but what worries me is her "Christian,
attends services weekly" statement. Not only is this person looking for
who she is physically, but she is clinging to religion to help her find
her way mentally/spiritually. Bad combo here.

She does get strong points for her honesty in saying exactly what she
is and what she wants. She obviously wants someone who is strong of
mind and heart for someone of her nature. Wanting to meet in person is
her way of making sure she isn't fucked over by some asshole looking to
make fun of her.

I'd do this chick AFTER her operation, but not before. She's not
relationship material for me either.

Her blunt honesty and cute photo get her a 6 from me.

Dave-O-Meter Rating: NO! NO! NO!

2.42

Higher than I would have expected!