Looking for Mr. Right

Hey, I've never done one of these before, so I thought I might give it a try. My name is Vani and I attend Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University in Daytona Beach, Fl. I am majoring in Aeronautical Science, specializing as an airline pilot. I am from Maryland so I spend my summers at home working, helping my family and having fun. I LOVE to fly planes, play volleyball, soccer and tennis. I also love to sing. I am looking for a guy to start off as friends. Then we'll see where it goes from there. I dislike guys who only talk about sex. Don't get me wrong I love sex, but there is a lot more to life then just sex. I like a guy with personality, a sence of humor and someone who is able to carry a good conversation. That's all I can think of right now. If you'd like to know more about me or more about what I look for in a guy feel free to IM me.

 

April 27, 2003

This is Pump Picks 'Em Month!!!
(So blame him if you don't like the selections!)

 
Kevin

 5
I read this girl as a Saltine Cracker. She pretty much goes with anything, but she's not the main course; not by a long shot. She's nice and she bores me. Next...

Pump
7.3

Lookswise, she is above average. Might be a little
thick, but I don't mind a touch of meat on the bone.
Her ad sounds manufactured. It's pretty general and I
don't feel like I have really learned much about her
despite all that was written.

Her middle of the road political views appeal to me.
Also, the fact she is a thinker leads me to belive her
answer wasn't pulled out of the air. Toss all that in
with a "no kids" response, and I feel like there is a
gal with some potential here. Again, I just didn't
get all that I should have from her ad. Fair warning
to her, she can have her personal X Games adventure
alone while I stay in and eat fried things.

Final Score: 7.3


Scott
5.5

"Hello I'm Mr. ED" is all I think of when I see this chicks picture.
Maybe she's wearing "Billy Bob" teeth?

Okay horse teeth aside I'm giving this one a 5 in the looks department
and a 6 in the ad department. For an average of 5.5 not bad considering she
took a section of the "Great Wall of China" and jammed them in her mouth.


Steph
7

This chick sounds a little more mature than her tender 25 years on this
earth belie. While her photo looks reminiscent of checkerboard, I can
still see that she is fairly attractive. I'd give her a go.

I'll dole out a 7 for this one.

 

Average
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The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. Dirk is Kevin's middle name and Steve has a theory that the Dirk half of Kevin is evil (it is). If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com.