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Looking for Mr. Right
Hey, I've never done one of these before,
so I thought I might give it a try. My name is Vani and I attend
Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University in Daytona Beach, Fl. I
am majoring in Aeronautical Science, specializing as an airline
pilot. I am from Maryland so I spend my summers at home working,
helping my family and having fun. I LOVE to fly planes, play
volleyball, soccer and tennis. I also love to sing. I am looking
for a guy to start off as friends. Then we'll see where it goes
from there. I dislike guys who only talk about sex. Don't get
me wrong I love sex, but there is a lot more to life then just
sex. I like a guy with personality, a sence of humor and someone
who is able to carry a good conversation. That's all I can think
of right now. If you'd like to know more about me or more about
what I look for in a guy feel free to IM me.
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April 27, 2003 |
This is Pump Picks
'Em Month!!!
(So blame him if you don't
like the selections!)
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Kevin
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5
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I read this girl as a Saltine Cracker. She
pretty much goes with anything, but she's not the main course;
not by a long shot. She's nice and she bores me. Next... |
 Pump |
7.3 |
Lookswise, she is above
average. Might be a little
thick, but I don't mind a touch of meat on the bone.
Her ad sounds manufactured. It's pretty general and I
don't feel like I have really learned much about her
despite all that was written.
Her middle of the road political views appeal to me.
Also, the fact she is a thinker leads me to belive her
answer wasn't pulled out of the air. Toss all that in
with a "no kids" response, and I feel like there
is a
gal with some potential here. Again, I just didn't
get all that I should have from her ad. Fair warning
to her, she can have her personal X Games adventure
alone while I stay in and eat fried things.
Final Score: 7.3 |
 Scott |
5.5 |
"Hello I'm Mr. ED"
is all I think of when I see this chicks picture.
Maybe she's wearing "Billy Bob" teeth?
Okay horse teeth aside I'm giving this one a 5 in the looks
department
and a 6 in the ad department. For an average of 5.5 not
bad considering she
took a section of the "Great Wall of China" and
jammed them in her mouth. |
 Steph |
7 |
This chick sounds a little
more mature than her tender 25 years on this
earth belie. While her photo looks reminiscent of checkerboard,
I can
still see that she is fairly attractive. I'd give her a
go.
I'll dole out a 7 for this one.
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Check out all the past
Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section. |
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The Couch Pirates get a kick
out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing
notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect
woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own
tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on
a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks
the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. Dirk is
Kevin's middle name and Steve has a theory that the Dirk half
of Kevin is evil (it is). If you would like to send us your own
ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as
well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com. |
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