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Hey, I've never done one of these before, so I thought I might give it a try. My name is Vani and I attend Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University in Daytona Beach, Fl. I am majoring in Aeronautical Science, specializing as an airline pilot. I am from Maryland so I spend my summers at home working, helping my family and having fun. I LOVE to fly planes, play volleyball, soccer and tennis. I also love to sing. I am looking for a guy to start off as friends. Then we'll see where it goes from there. I dislike guys who only talk about sex. Don't get me wrong I love sex, but there is a lot more to life then just sex. I like a guy with personality, a sence of humor and someone who is able to carry a good conversation. That's all I can think of right now. If you'd like to know more about me or more about what I look for in a guy feel free to IM me.

 

April 27, 2003

This is Pump Picks 'Em Month!!!
(So blame him if you don't like the selections!)


Scott
6.25

Holy Wheatcakes! Look at the hooters on this chick.
The top of that dress is about to explode from the
pressure of those two gigantic boobs. She says she
doesn't like guys who only talk about sex, trust me
when a guy meets her that's probably the only thing
they can think about with those enormous milk bags
begging for some attention.

All right enough of the big tit comments, this girl is
semi-attractive and has what looks to be an honest ad.
If her ad is true then I'd say this would be a very
nice girl to date. I do wonder is the name "Vani"
short for something? Like "Van I'd like to see your
giant boobs!" Okay seriously she gets a 5 on the looks
department and a 7.5 in the ad department for a well
rounded, firm, pillowly soft 6.25 rating.

 
Steph

 8

Wow, this chick is chesty! I like that. Intelligent, fairly literate,
and of ethnic decent. I would gladly do this one. One thing scares me though.
She's seems interested in dating either a midget or giant based on her height
specs for a mate.

She seems pretty middle of the road on most of her specs and I can dig
that. However, she doesn't seem too interested in stating how she would like
her prospective dude to be. She's honest about wanting children at some
point. At least I don't have to worry about giving her some rug rats. I've
been shooting blanks for years. Besides, she says she loves sex and I'm all
over that!

I'm giving her an 8 mostly for her aspirations of seeking a degree in
Aeronautical Science to become a pilot. You go girl!

 
Pump

 7

I am growing tired of people that use either Glamour
Shots or prom pictures for their photo. This has to
stop. It has to stop because it makes me think that
this will be the best this broad will ever look. Her
stats don’t really stand out much. Blah, blah…
“wants kids” Blah, blah… I don’t. She loses there.
For the time being, she does at least have some viable
careers interests. Hell, at 19 I did too. Thus, I
will reserve judgment.

Overall, she sounds fairly normal, so I will give her
a normal score even if our outlook on procreation
differs.

Final Score: 7 (that’s high for chick I wouldn’t
date)

 
Kevin

  5

How many of these damn ads start with "Looking for Mr. Right"? TOO MANY.

I read this girl as a Saltine Cracker. She pretty much goes with anything, but she's not the main course; not by a long shot. I'm not particularly impressed with giant boobs, so no help there.

She's nice and she bores me. Next...

 
Steve

 ?

Dirk-O-Meter Rating: Not On Your LIFE!

Lets just get this straight: Guys like to Talk about SEX!

Not to take anything away from this chick, she sounds very multi talented and has big jucy jugs....SEE WHAT I MEAN! I didn't make one whole sentence before I lusted for those fat Ta-tas of hers! If she can't accept me for who I am she can get lost.....after she flashes some of that ghetto booty! YEA DAWG!!!!

 
Eddie

 1 

Alright... I think that she seems like a fairly nice girl. However, I don't believe this is first time to try this and I also think she is lying about wanting guys who don't talk about sex all the time. She spent half of her paragraph talking about SEX.

Anyway, her picture reminds me of those paintings you see in Mexican restaurants of old Spanish women holding flowers... I give her a 1 for the number of eye brows she has.

 
Dave

 6.5
 Never let this woman fly an airplane. It WILL NOT GET OFF THE
GROUND!!! And I love her for that. Her face is otay, but not great. But the
rest of the package is right up my alley. Her profile is like all the
other crap we read, nothing special there. She seems motivated though,
and I would be extremely sexually attracted to this floatation device
of a woman. She gets a 6.5.

Carey
5 First of all, this girl has no right being picky about guys like she is something special. I mean beggars can't be choosers. If I were to run into this girl at the club I would turn, and run. She seems like the type that wants to sit around, and talk about her, and nothing else, which is enough to make a crazy person sane. I would give this girl a 1, and a 4 for the ad cause it had the word sex in it several times. So that would make it a 5.
Average 5.38 I think "Holy Wheatcakes" says it all...
Check out all the past Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section.

The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. Dirk is Kevin's middle name and Steve has a theory that the Dirk half of Kevin is evil (it is). If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com.