Looking for a honest man My friends describe me as lots of fun with a warm personality, very loyal, and brutally honest. While I love my friends dearly, I am looking for that special someone who will make me feel like a princess simply by standing next to him. For fun, I love to play the bagpipes. But when I'm not doing that I like to go out to dinner, watch movies and go to bars with my friends. I am totally open minded and flexible about how I spend my free time. I love to go out and socialize and meet new people. But what I really want is someone to spend a snowy Saturday night with and also have that same person be with me on late nights at the local bars... making me laugh. Conversation Starters: o What's your favorite scent? Why do you like it? o Do you have any piercings or tattoos? Where are they? August 3, 2003  About Her Age: 25 ( Cancer ) Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends Marital Status: Single Ethnicity: Hispanic/Latino Hair: Dark brown hair Eyes: brown eyes Body Type: 5' 4'', average body Education: Some College Employment: Works full-time, no answer on income Profession: Hospitality / Travel Religion: Christian Religious Services: attends services only on holidays Political Views: Middle of the road Smoking: Doesn't smoke Drinking: Drinks occasionally Kids: No kids Wants Kids: wants some Groups: No answer Interests: No answer

Scott  7.5 If it weren’t for the multiple people in the picture this girl would probably get a very high review. I like the brutally honest and loyal part. I love that she likes to play with "the bagpipes" although most people would just come out and say, "I love to give blow jobs" or “I love to a tea-bag a guy.” She even tells us she's open-minded which means anal sex is an option or quite possibly a threesome. All sex jokes aside I would date this girl and see where it goes, I do hate it when people can't find a picture of just them on these single ads. Why is a single picture of you such a hard thing to find? Oh well I digress for the rating I'll give her a 9 on the ad, a 8 in the looks department, and since she has more than one person in this photo I must penalize her for each person in the picture, so 2 will be removed from her score. Final Rating: 7.5 Steph   7 "Looking for an honest man"? Uh... there IS no such thing. This one is cute, with the exception of her shitty shoes. I am glad to see she took the time to crop her family out of the photo, but damn is it pixelated. I can barely make out her face. Even though she's a party girl, I'd do her. I laughed out loud at her hobby of playing the bagpipes. Who does that?! I'd just like to meet her and find out about how that shit came about. Couch Pirate James would say she's one of my "people", so I guess that means she's okay for me to go out with. Thanks, buddy. I'll give her a 7 for the bagpipes alone. Pump   1 Let me translate... My friends describe me as lots of fun (easy when drunk) with a warm personality (slutty), very loyal (you’ll never know), and brutally honest (fuck you if you find out!!). While I love my friends dearly (the ones not as pretty as me), I am looking for that special someone who will make me feel like a princess simply by standing next to him (cash in the 401k buck-O). For fun, I love to play the bagpipes (slang for blowing several football players at once). But when I’m not doing that I like (which is not often) to go out to dinner (guess who pays for that??? ha ha!!), watch movies and go to bars (to meet men I fuck) with my friends (guys I fuck and girls who aren’t as pretty as me). I am totally open minded (bukakke) and flexible (see my IMDB file) about how I spend my free time (chugging the collective cock of the defensive secondary of the Cleveland Browns). I love to go out and socialize and meet new people (to fuck). But what I really want is someone to spend a snowy Saturday night with (paying for my drinks as I meet other guys to fuck) and also have that same person be with me on late nights at the local bars... making me laugh (after they think I will go home with them after they drop $200 on on my bar tab).   Kevin   5 Please deliver me from anyone who uses the term "Princess" to describe how she wants to "feel". Look, when you're playing my bagpipes I guarantee that you'll feel like royalty when you're done (well, at least I will). I can't get too excited with a chick who doesn't even take the time to fill out the cheesy interest lists. Does she not have any interests? How sad. She's dull but cute. Eddie  2 I would reject this one simply becasue it is all about her. Plus her picture is garbage. I give her a 2 for the lack of effort she put into her ad and I refuse to put any more effort into my review of her. Rob  6.5 Ok, that is one bad picture. She looks like she is attractive but all the distortion makes it hard to be sure. Maybe this pic was shot by a camera that picks up additional lightwaves that we normally can't see and some ghosts decided to crash the picture. As for her ad, well, she sounds nice. Not sure about all the hanging out at bars thing, but the openess seems good. For the most part I like her, I just wish she had chosen a picture that Casper the friendly ghost wasn't in. Jim   7 Gawd, I freakin' hate this photo . She looks as if she is really very pretty but that crappy photo just doesn't do it.You can't really tell what she looks like because she is sitting down so we are supposed to take it for granted that she looks good enought to email? You absolutely cannot tell what her tits and ass even look like. How am I supposed to tell whether I like her or not? What's up with that? I just hate those crappy family photos where they edit out their husband or boyfriend. I wonder who the kid is. . . probably a real pain in the ass though, I am sure. They should have edited more of the kid out of the picture. But judging from what she has written,all I can say is. . .I like her.She seems very sincere, straightforward and honest and seems to me like she has an idea about what turns her on.She seems like a very sociable and likeable person. She sure is setting herself up for some bagpipe jokes though. But if she likes blowing the pipes then I like her just that much more. I give her a seven cuz she don't smoke nothin but the pipes. Oh Yeah, Uh Huh, !!! Count me in. Blow Baby Blow!!! Rave on!!! Dave   9 Bagpipes?? Did she say she likes to play the bagpipes?? No, really am I reading it correctly?? The Scottish musical instrument?? A bagpipe. And she's hispanic, right?? She looks it. Looks pretty good to me actually. Sorry, my head is not functioning properly. Because I have just viewed the first Hispanic bagpipe-playing chick ever to roam this great earth of ours. I love her!!!!! She gets a 9!!! Average 5.62 - Mental note: don't mention "bagpipes" in a personal ad EVER AGAIN.