Looking for a good guy   This is the second time Ive placed an ad online and the first one turned out to be really bad. I had the same guy email me like a hundred times so I just never went back to the site. My friend told me that she uses this one and that is where she met her boyfriend, so I figured I would give it a shot. I am a fun person who likes to try new things and meet new people. I work ful time, but the days I work vary, sometimes I work weekends, sometimes I dont. I try to use my time wisely because of my schedule really try to do as much as I can when Im not working. August 17, 2003  About Her Age: 28 ( Pisces ) Looking for: Just Dating · Friends Marital Status: Single Ethnicity: Caucasian (white) Hair: Blonde hair Eyes: blue eyes Body Type: 5' 6'', average body Education: Some College Employment: Works full-time, $35,000 to $49,999 income Profession: Sales / Marketing Religion: No answer Religious Services: rarely attends services Political Views: No answer Smoking: Doesn't smoke Drinking: Drinks occasionally Kids: No kids Wants Kids: not sure on wanting any Groups: No answer Interests: Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Travel

Scott 5 This girl is a Professional Escort. How do I know this? 1) "Profession: Sales / Marketing" = Selling and marketing sex from me. 2) "Interests: Travel" = This means she will travel to your place for sex, if the price is right. 3) "I am a fun person who likes to try new things and meet new people." = Meaning "I do all kinds of kinky sex, I have a price-list, just ask." 4) "I work ful time, but the days I work vary, sometimes I work weekends, sometimes I dont." = This means times and days for dating varies for me, because you never know when a client will call me over for a dip in the ole honey-pot. 5) "I try to use my time wisely because of my schedule really try to do as much as I can when I'm not working." = This means, I chug alot of cock for cash. But when I'm not with rich old man, I'd like you to take me out to dinner or chug your cock for a fat Benjamin. Okay now is it clear that she is a hooker? None the less I'd fuck her she's hot, very dumb but really hot in sultry porn-star way. Not a girl I would marry, but definitely one I'd share with the Couch-Pirates. Heck I'd even let Jim's mutt Benny get a lick in or two. Overall Rating: 5 Steph   7 I can tell her why her last online ad date went bad. She's a DUMB ASS. If you fill your ad with crap that has nothing to do with you, then you don't deserve a decent date. Her entire ad could be edited down to one sentence that sums her up. What a bunch of nonsense she's written. I'll tell you something else. I guar-en-fucking-tee you that she's NOT a blonde. Another Houstonian, Kevin? Well, I'll pass on making an effort to get to this one. Yeah, I'd do her, but I'd make sure she had no way to contact me afterwards. She only gets a 7 because she looks hot. Her mind is empty. Then again, is that a bad thing really? Pump   3 Ummm... Well, she is hot. I'll give her that for sure. Beyond that, I would say for a high maintenance chick, she doesn't seem worth it. She just seems bland to me after you get over her looks. I can overlook her blond hair/dark roots thing with her body, but nothing is grabbing my attention. Some rich Texas oilman will probably incorporate her into his harem of hoes. Quick tip for her; start stripping. Houston is the strip club capital of the entire world!!! Hey, it worked out for Anna Nicole Smith. Final Score: 3 (that's the number of books she's read)   Kevin   6 Look, I'd really like to apologize for all those emails, I mean, look at this chick!  I couldn't help myself.  After 40 or 50 emails I figured, how would another 50-60 emails really hurt me, right?  So, okay, I'm sorry.  Can we move on (by giving me her email again)? This chick is a slinky piece of meat, that's for sure.  I can see her in Crow makeup, stockings and nothing else (she could carry a riding crop).  But alas, this hottie is a self-professed workaholic and comes across way too conservative for me.  Hot or Not... she's just not giving me any information I can use to make a love connection (besides the fact that she's some seriously outrageous whisker biscuit!).  I'd have to settle for the horizontal mambo and about 8 rolls of exposed film to commemorate the occasion. Eddie  8 If that is an average body than most of us are wishing we were average. I find it funny that a girl who claims to drink occasionally has a picture of her holding not one but two drinks. Maybe being a blonde she got confused and that occasionally meant to do it for a living. Who knows? Either way I am not sure she totally understands herself. She thinks she is average in the body department and she underestimates her drinking habits. Maybe this drunken bunny should spend sometime alone and find herself. On the other hand maybe she needs to find someone to help her read the questions better. I give her a 8 for the number of guys out of 10, who like her, will not read her bio and will ask her out on looks alone. Rob  7.5 Well, I'm a good guy and I wouldn't e-mail her hundred times either. She sounds pretty nice for the most part. She doesn't really provide a lot of info about personal interests and all that. She works a lot and has had a bad experience online; sounds like most women I know. So, there isn't a lot to go on from her ad. Her picture is nice and she's certainly attractive. A few typos at the end get her a minor deduction. Jim   7 Damn!!! She is hot!!! Real hot. I like the fact that this girl looks like a lady. She looks as if she has some class and culture. A real James Bond girl. I love seeing a lady dressed to thrill. That is a real nice change from some of the other sluts we get to rave on about. Riiiiight!!! This chick is so high maintenance you 'll have to wear a diamond studded cock ring while you fuck her in the ass. She sounds boring as Hell and dumber than a bag of flour.This is just not the kind of chick that you can just hang out and get drunk with. She sure as Hell isn't a beer and potato chip chick.She looks to me like she enjoys hanging around the high rollers at a blackjack table in Vegas looking for a sugar daddy for the night If she is looking for a good guy then she is just shit out of luck cause there aren't any. But that's where I come in. I am easy and I still think she is too pretty to turn down in the sack for any reason. No matter how sleazy or dumb she is. Just don't expect diamonds in your ass baby. So to sum it up ,she is pretty, beautiful, classy, easy , sleazy, and doesn't smoke. How great is that? Sounds pretty damn good when you look at it that way. Besides I always did like bleach blondes. I'll give her a seven. Rave On!!! Dave   9.2 Smokin' Joe Frazier, that girls hot! No wonder she had a computer stalkerer. Some punctuation would be nice in the ad, but fuck it...she's hot! And a two-fisted drinker. Where do I sign up?? She gets a tenth of a deduction for a non-vertical entry, but she is still a 9.2. And why? Look at the woman!!! Bootylicious! Average 6.59 - One of our higher scores lately and Scott wants to share her with the rest of us!  Now that's a REAL friend.