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Tall, Stylish and Active

 

I am a tall, stylish, fit and very active Lady. They say that I have good taste, I hope so...I am attentive, cheerful, faithful, intellectual, gentle. I like travelling, music, Arts. I am communicative and have lots of friends. I feel very comfortable everywhere...I cook great...love Nature, the sea...pets. I am fond of diving, skiing. Attractive, kind, smart, impressive. He appreciates good jokes and has great sense of humor. He can be sportive but definitely with good taste. I think my man is attentive and caring. If he likes to do something around the house, cook or put stuff into a washing machine - to help me - GREAT!:) but not necessary. He likes spending time with his family and cares about his family needs and interests. He likes music, sport, good food, good wines...

August 24, 2003

 About Her


Age: 34
Marital Status: Divorced
Body Type: Slim
Height: 5' 11"
Eyes: Green
Hair: Blonde
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Sense of Humor: I'll tell you later
Social Setting: I'll tell you later
TV Watching: I'll tell you later
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Doesn't drink
Living Situation: I'll tell you later
Have Kids: Yes - at home full-time
Want (more) kids: I'll tell you later
Education: Some College
Employment Status: Part-time
Occupation: Manufacturing / Distributions
Income: I'll tell you later
Religion: Christian
Attend Services: I'll tell you later
Political Views: Not political
Astrology: Taurus
Languages: I'll tell you later
Interests: Arts, Listening to Music, Watching Sports

 Scott

1

I don't like this girl one bit. I think she is out-right ugly. But my
question is, is this a she-male? Because in the ad this girl starts to
refer to herself as he. "He can be sportive but definitely with good taste." He? What the holy hell is going on here. I wonder if any other Couch Pirates caught this disturbing revelation? I want nothing to do with this chick, besides you might go out with her and on the first date reach down her pants to dip your fingers into the sweet honey-pot, and find out there's nothing there but a big fat brown apple wanting on you. GROSS!

Overall rating: 1

Steph 

2

You are a dumb bitch. And you know what else...? I'll tell you later.

Rating: 2

Pump 

 3

"I cook great...love Nature, the sea...pets."
"Nature" is not a proper noun. This means she is a
freak hippy. Now, that could mean she would let you
bring another chick in the mix. But, that also means
you probably have ditch the pot roasts for tofurkey
wraps. Yes, I said tofurkey. Just get away from this
one. She’s nuts.

Final Rating: A 3 because you might sneak in that
fantasy extra chick sometime.

 

Kevin 

 6

Since my name's not Chip or Tad, I don't think there's much future here.  Is "sportive" a word?  I don't think so, but nice try and I couldn't be further from "sportive" or whatever she means.  She is tall and nice looking.  She also seems to actually be genuinely looking for a nice guy, but we all know women don't really want one of those, so once again... nice try (Care to debate me on this?  Pull up a chair and bring a hankie, because you'll leave with the sniffles).

She's worth a tumble though.  Hey, I'll throw this one to Jim.  He deserves her.

Eddie 

1
This girl would definitely rate herself high on the chart. I think she would give herself a 10 if she could. Unfortunately I am the one giving that rating and I won't be as blind as she is. First she says she has great taste yet she is divorced... Huh... I think you see were I am going with this. According to her she is great at everything but won't tell us anything of importance. That is why most of her questions have the answer "I will tell you later". Well, let me tell you this... I  give you a 1 for the number times you have actually been honest with yourself about the way you are. You are not that great... How do I know this you ask..? Well, I will tell you later.

Jim 

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Who is this chick? She looks like Angelina Jolie after an all night ass fuckin'.There is not too much to say about this one cause she doesn't say much about herself. She has this stupid really dopey spaced out look on her face .If I have to wait until later to find out if she has a sense of humor or not then why would I bother with her? I'll tell ya later. Would I do this chick? I"ll tell ya later. Do I think she is pretty ? I"ll tell ya later. She cannot tell us of her languages or living conditions? I"ll tell ya later. Let me tell you what . . .I"LL SEE YOU LATER !!! I am OUGHTA HERE!!! You are one crazy ho, beotch. Rave On!!!

Carey 

 7

Well let me start by saying "MILF". I am sure you all know what this means, but for those that don't it mean Mom I'd Like To F@#K. But any way, there is one thing about her I am not too sure about . I am not sure if she is too into herself or is she just sure of herself. Whatever it is she is still a milf, and I would give this one a chance if she is into the younger guy thing. If she is then we could do this, and maybe I
could have a nice little sugar mama.

I will give her a nice little 7 for being a older chick, and still lookin good after all of these years dealing with the kids.

Average

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