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Hi! I enjoy going out with friends, music, movies, and I love photography. I love music and having fun. Watching movies and such. I really do enjoy the outdoors the most though. On a nice spring day nothing is better than being out side and enjoying the day! Well, come on over and enjoy many days with me!

August 3, 2003

 About Her


Age: 21 ( Virgo )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Blonde hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 5'', slim/petite body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works part-time, $25,000 to $34,999 income
Profession: Sales / Marketing
Religion: No answer
Religious Services: attends services monthly
Political Views: Middle of the road
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: wants some
Groups: College Student
Interests: Arts & Crafts · Community Service · Dancing · Dining · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Photography · Theater · Travel

 Scott

 7

Oh baby! I want a slice of that sweet pie.

Okay this girl is a hottie and I love the hottie's but I don't really think we have alot in common. Although I work outdoors doesn't mean I like the outdoors. I rather keep my fat ass indoors drinking sweet tea and playing NCAA College Football than even think about going outside, unless it
were to frolic in the heat. I'll go outside and get balls deep in this chick, hell if she likes photography we can take pictures too, but that might be the only way to get me outside. Overall can't see a whole lot about this girl that makes me angry and of course the picture is nice. I wonder if last weeks chick is this girl’s mother?

Overall Rating: 7

Steph 

 10

Wow! This one makes my eyes hurt. Not to mention my crotch. Yes, I unequivocally would do this chick. She sounds safe enough to even have a relationship with, but I'll reserve judgement on that. She doesn't appear to be a blonde in the photo as she states in her stats. And I'm not into the having kids bit. I love the bikini, the beach photo, and HER! Houston's not that far from me and I do have friends there. I'm sure I could look this one up.

She's a 10 in my book.

Pump 

 0

I don't think this is a lure for porn spam, but rather
a setup for some gypsies to con some old men. Or...
Guys like us maybe. Either way, I'm calling bullshit
on this one.

Score: 0

 

Kevin 

 4

Okay, even I will admit that this ad was placed by some 35 year old male pervert, trying to get you to come to www.bukkakebeachwhores.com. No woman, who looks like this, will post an ad without specifying exactly what she wants in a guy (tall, handsome, rich, hung, sings like Barry Manilow... ), otherwise she'd have about 4000 e-mails a day. I suppose almost every red-blooded man in modem-distance will respond to this ad's siren call... but not me.

The chick is hot in a barbie-doll sort of way, which means that she needs a Dirk-over before I'm going to be interested (you know the routine, more make-up, hair dyed an unnatural color, exclusively black wardrobe...). I hate the outdoors, I'd like to live in a domed city where it's 70 degrees all the time and we all wear cool spandex outfits and Farah Fawcett is leading me to Sanctuary, but I digress...

My ideal fuck-buddy looks nothing like this.

Eddie 

 5
Come on are you serious?! This has got to be a joke. I will say this, I could never date a girl like this just because she seems to have no personality. She is too middle-of-the-road. Plus I don't beleive that is her real body. That is all. I give her a five because that is middle-of-the-road as well.

Rob 

 8
I could be wrong but, I am pretty sure I've seen this picture before on the web somewhere. Still, I suppose I should act as if this was a real ad because it might be.

Well she says she loves photography so that's a definite plus. She's religious but not overly so, so that's good. Additionally she doesn't smoke, would like kids someday, and seems pretty down to earth. I like her.

As for the photo, you'd be stupid if you didn't find her attractive. She looks very good. We'll go with an 8 assuming it's a real ad.

Jim 

 8
WOW!!! Boing, How can you not just love this beautiful girl. What a gal!!! But there has just got to be something wrong here. Why in the world would a girl that looks this good and sound so perfect (except for the wanting kids part) need to post an ad on the web? She sounds intelligent, doesn't smoke, she may not make great money but with those looks she won't have to. So what's up???!! Does she live on an island where there are NO men? ...whatever!!! Look at those lucious long legs. Give me a can of whipped cream and let's get some licken done. I'll give her an eight. Rave on!!!

She gets an eight from me for the amount of times I make her see God in one night. Arrr Matey,Rave on!!!

Average

6
- Why does it not surprise me that Steph gave her a 10?

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