Why we are not together?

I am open, merry, independent and unpredictable. I LOVE to travel and to meet new people, I dont like boring and stupid people. I am very romantic, love to see sunsets and sunrises on the sea coast, I enjoy fishing so very much! At the same time I love parties,company of my friends, discos. I love extreme sports. Believe or not but had done skydiving once and cannot forget the feeling I had then!!! Every summer I dive to the depth of 15 metres!

Age: 28 ( Aquarius )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Light brown hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 9'', athletic body
Education: High School Grad
Employment: Works full-time, no answer on income
Profession: Executive / Management
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: No answer
Political Views: No answer
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: wants some
Groups: No answer

Interests: No answer

February 16, 2003

James	8	Why does this chick even need a personal ad?! She isn't an idiot, and from all indications isn't crazy, AND she is quite a looker. How can she not have dates lined up for about the next 2 years? I don't know about the fishing, or the religious affiliation, but otherwise she seems like a keeper. She's getting an 8. One thing though, who the fuck calls them discos anymore?!
Kevin	6	These extreme sports chicks are about as stable as MTV VJs. Looking for the next thrill?... well, it's not with you sucker! She's going to date you two times and move on to some other dude at light speed. She'll grow up some day, but NOT today. There's a lot of "no answers" in there folks, that's scary, she needs to cough that stuff up. I'll also pass on someone who puts "fishing" as a hobbie, if I'm going fishing (and I'm not) it's going to be with the boys. She's cute, but I'm throwing this one back.
Pump	7.5	I'm going to call bullshit on this ad. NO WAY does any woman this attractive resort to internet personals. If this is in some off chance a real ad, I don't think I would be very compatible with her interests. On the other hand, her "depth of 15 metres" remark likely means she is European. You know what that means... If Steve doesn't mention it, it translates to, "Wanna cram my colon, G.I.?" Anyways, I do think this is a pretty unrealistic situation, but on the chance it isn't I give her a 8.7 on looks and a 6.2 on everything else. That is a final tally of 7.5 for her. Honestly though, does anybody else smell bullshit here?
Rob	7.5	Well, right off the bat I think she's pretty nice. While she appears to have a brain in her head and a personality as well, there isn't a lot that attracts me. Sure, travel is great and I hate stupid people as well. Then she goes on to list all her activities and while I think some of those things are cool, she just doesn't do much for me. She looks very nice in the picture and definitely qualifies as "hot chick". Too bad her interests and mine don't match up. I'm sure she will make someone extremely happy.
Scott	8.5	Well I'm not into extreme sports, fishing or discos. But I guess I could learn to put up with her doing it. This little chick-a-dee is a hot one. The ad seems very honest especially with the, I'm "unpredictable" comment and the answer to wanting kids is "want some". Most women should always put these both of these things in their ads because it’s true. Her ad gets her a 7, I don't like most of the crazy bullshit she wants to do but I get the feeling she is telling the truth. Now in the looks department she gonna get a 9. Her body is very nice; she has a nice smile, and the shoulders... good gawd I'm in love. Which means she gets an overall score of an 8, but since I love shoulders and hers are so very tasty I'm gonna throw in another 0.5 to go with that 8 for a grand total of 8.5. If I knew she was into hot nasty sex with fat guys like me, she might have rated a ten.
Steph	10	I'm wondering the same thing she is! And why is she not in my bed?! Damn, this woman is FINE. I'd want her to be in my life for good. At first I thought she'd be a good candidate for James, but then I got to the fishing part. After that, I realized she's better suited for my needs. She has a hot body. I really like her photo. AND she's tall. I have a thing for tall women. I know I gave last week's chick a perfect score, but this week is even better. Kevin, you done good for two weeks in a row, buddy. This one's my favorite thusfar. I hand her a 10.5. Can I do that? It's because I really, reallllllly, want her.
Steve	?	DIRK-O-METER RATING: Extreme Sports equals Extreme Outdoors NO WAY! Ok, once again Kevin is pulling ads that are a front for web sites full of teens who pee. But if its not you have to ask, This chick should be beating men away with a stick SO WHAT IS HER PROBLEM? She either has a big cock in those tight ass jeans or she shits herself every 10 minutes. Besides, we ALL know that "EXTREME SPORTS" is a swinger code word for "DRILL MY DIRT HOLE PLEASE!"
Average	7.91	Why is she not servicing the Couch Pirates right now?

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