looking for a gentleman

i am a very sweet latina who needs a friend or just anyone whom i can talk to and to listen. i am tired of all the childish games. i want to meet someone who has goals or know what he wants in life. i like to experience new things. i think laughter is the best thing in life in which it makes you forget about all the problems. i want to meet someone who enjoys the beauty of nature. someone who likes to dance, sit down and talk for hours, someone who like to just cuddle in bed and watch tv

Age: 24 ( Capricorn )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Hispanic/Latino
Hair: Dark brown hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 2'', slim/petite body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works full-time, $25,000 to $34,999 income
Profession: Political / Government / Military
Religion: Other
Religious Services: rarely attends services
Political Views: Middle of the road
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: wants some
Groups: College Student
Interests: Dancing · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Reading · Sports · Travel

February 23, 2003

Dave	5	Me gusta huevos frios! The add seems like the typical chick, but I wonder how much 1. English she knows; 2. if she proof read a personal ad in which she is supposed to be trying to attract people to her so that she can get laid since its obvious that she isn't(shhheewwww, sorry about that.) Any hoot, she looks okay, not great...but okay. The rest of her I wouldn't want to get to know all that well. She gets a 5.
Eddie	3	This Latina girls email screams I HAVE ISSUES AND NEED A FREE THERAPIST. Look at the signs... She says she is looking for a friend to talk to and to listen. Notice she did not say to listen to. She also adds that she thinks laughter is the best thing to help us forget our problems and is looking for someone who is funny. the topper is that she says she is looking for someone to talk with for hours. Sounds like free therapy to me. you might be thinking well she is fairly attractive Latino girl that might "pay me" for the therapy the way J-lo pays her many husbands. Wel llet's look at the hints that suggest how you will be left with no "payments" what so ever. she says she is looking for a guy who enjoys cuddling and watching TV. This means no "payment" for you. This girl has too many issues and will give nothing to you in return. So I give her a 3 for the number dates it will take before you realize she is using you.
James	6.5	This one is not bad looking. That background is ugly, and her necklace is hideous and gaudy. I have a feeling we wouldn't have a lot to talk about. There's nothing deeply disturbing in her ad, but I doubt that I could handle the outdoors and dancing prerequisite that she and every other chick seem to list as interests. She's a 6.5
Kevin	6	This chick is girly and girly is attractive. Let me list the refinements of a girly-girl so you can play along. 1) Nails painted and shaped 2) Makeup (a dying art form) 3) Jewelry (she could lose the sign post on her neck) 4) Hairstyle that fits her face and looks modern, and finally 5) A dress. Wow, it's hard to find girls like this anymore. With that said, I think this is a nice girl who seems to be past her party phase. She's looking to find a man who will compliment her jewelry collection with a ring on her wedding finger. I need something else though, and that's "freak factor" and I'm not seeing it here. I'd scare the shit out of this girl. She's just too normal.
Pump	1	No kids. Doesn't smoke. Middle of the road politically. That's a great start. All that, and it looks like she actually telling the truth on her body type. The add doesn’t really scare me so much as it just sounds like a regurgitation of Hallmark moments that have yet to happen. You can count on your future dwelling with her to not show that man is present in the home except perhaps your underwear drawer (which isn’t a 100% certainty anyway). But, that is the price of regular poontang; a price I will never pay. Her looks are fine. Her breasts look rather tasty and the hair is nice. The only problem I have is the grill from a Cadillac Escalade dangling from her neck. That completely ruins the whole thing for me. I place those who wear large amounts and large pieces of jewelry with women who smoke and swear too often. Shit… If a woman had all that and children she could me own personal anti-Christ. Well, if she liked Forrest Gump it would be a done deal. All that bullshit being said, a pretty face, lovely breasts, being in college, and good stats can’t outweigh the fact she hung the anchor from the Titanic around her neck like some sick ghetto trophy. Final Score: 1
Rob	6.5	Well, looks like another so-so one for me. There isn't anything glaringly bad but, there isn't a whole lot that I like. She seems nice and at least, for the moment, has an idea what she wants. Her lack of capitalization is bothersome but at least she knows how to spell. She does get points for desiring conversation. As for the picture, she looks nice in that Glamour-shots kind of way. The airbrushed hearts and stars behind her are a little bothersome. Oh well. I suppose she looks nice but at the end of the day she does very little for me. 6.5
Scott	2	No, No, No. Someone else can have this one. I hate it when people don't capitalize any of their words when they write. This chick is a bitch that only wants a trophy husband. She should have just wrote: "i'm looking for a man with lots of money. someone that will let me dictate everything we do. a man that will buy me a s.u.v. because they are trendy and my friends have one. when i say, i want a man that finds beauty in nature, what i'm really saying is that i want to sit on the couch, eat better chedders, watch dr. phil, and get a big fat ass, so you better learn to deal with it. when i say, i think laughter is the best thing in life. that means don't every make a joke about me or you will never get sex again, because i'm a bitch with bugged out eyes like a catfish. now go to work and make us... ahem, me some money." This chick gets an overall 2, only because she's showing alot of cleavage in her picture.
Steph	3	The first thought that comes to mind when I look at this chick is: "Ewww." All she needs to complete her catfish costume is some whiskers. What a nasty face. That photo background is hideous as well. I can't get much further with this one based on the picture alone. She seems nice, but very bored, lonely and sort of desperate. I get the feeling she just wants a friend, but is willing to take anyone that is vaguely interested. In anything. Pretty sad. She's low on my totem pole. I give her a 3.
Average	4	Leave the bling-bling at home.

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