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Idealistic Angel
I am an absolute film junkie! Film noir classics, indie,
and B-horror flicks all serve more than their intended purposes.
I enjoy reading everything from Harry Potter, to Charles Bukowski,
to Ann Rice. I tend to find peace and excitement within any surroundings.
If you think you can make me laugh, you're confident, yet modest,
appreciate the arts and knows how to have fun, email me.
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Age: 25 ( Aries )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends
· Intimate/Physical
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Blonde hair
Eyes: blue eyes
Body Type: 5' 3'', slim/petite body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works full-time, less than $24,999 income
Profession: Clerical / Administrative
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: never attends services
Political Views: Liberal
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: wants some
Groups: No answer
Interests: Arts & Crafts · Community Service ·
Dining · Family · Movies · Music ·
Outdoor Activities · Photography · Religion/Spirituality
· Sports · Theater
February 9, 2003 |
 Eddie |
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This pretty girl is probably to smart for any
of the couch pirates and definitely for me. I don't know literature...
who is this Harry potter guy and what book did he Write. Anyway,
guys I think a normal non jock need apply here. I don't really
think she would turn you down if you didn't know your authors.
I mean who has heard of harry potter anyway. I think she seems
to nice to turn a normal smart guy away. dumb guys need not
apply though. It is very interesting that she said she was
a Christian that never goes to service. I would like to hear
the story behind that. Sounds like a lot of Good Christians
I know. Anyway, I give this girl a 8 simply because she is
at least as good as last weeks and gave her and 8 as well. |
 Kevin |
7 |
Stop the press! A film
junkie who likes indie films and horror flicks? A chick
who likes Harry Potter and Anne Rice? We definately have
plenty in common here. I've put an ad or two on the internet
(and no, it will never appear on "Rate This Dude")
and I usually ask for a girl who appreciates the arts, so
we're in synch there too.
I'm not dazzled by her looks, but she's cute enough. However,
I get the impression that my looks wouldn't do much for
her either. She's looking for some tall dark-haired geek
that resembles Tom Hanks circa "Bachelor Party".
My mom would like for me to bring this one over to meet
her, but I get the impression that some of my nocturnal
activities would scare her. |
 Pump |
5.6 |
Lookswise, she is perfect
to me. Very striking. She seems fairly genuine, but with
this description she gives of herself, images of the girl
in high school that already thought she was in college burst
forth. You know, the girl that already drank coffee, had
a beret and a backpack with lots of pins and patches, and
took drama. This kind of chick is a further evolved (devolved
if you like) version of that girl. Just not what I am after,
especially with theLiberal political answer.
Maybe for James.
Final Score: 5.6 |
 Rob |
9 |
I like her. She seems interesting
and intelligent. Movies are great and she likes to read. I'm
sure we could find some common ground on entertainment. She
may be a tad short but I can live with that. She might be
a tad too liberal for my tastes but, I can live with that
too. She seems like someone who could offer up some great
conversation and I love that. As for the photo, very nice.
She has a nice smile, comes across as genuine, and I love
her hair. 9 |
 Scott |
7.25 |
This girl seems to be
a nice good person. Her ad seems very honest with no bullshit
in it, which is a change of pace. I wish this picture were
a full body shot. The long semi-curly hair is a big plus
in my book. The problem I have with this girl is the fact
that it looks to me that her eyes are very close together.
Call me a fat picky son of a bitch but you could put both
her eyes out with a two-pronged fork. Don't get me wrong
I could deal with it and go out with this chick, I just
don't know for how long. Would it be weeks, months or years
before those eyes drove me crazy to the point I would leave
her? You know if I could date her for about 6 years I'm
sure those eyes would just grow together eventually and
I could just be dating a real life Cyclops. I bet there
is some kind of fetish for that.
Whether her eyes are to close together or not this chick
gets a 6.5 in the looks department and a 8 for her ad, because
I feel that it is a very honest one. Add those together
to get a total average of a 7.25 rating, not too bad for
a future Cyclops. |
 Steve |
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DIRK-O-METER RATING: SHE'S
OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT! NO WAY!!!!!!
Lets look at the facts fellas:
Age: 25 ( Aries )
Looking for:Committed · Just Dating · Friends
· Intimate/Physical = We will fuck once and I will
let you know from there.
Marital Status: Single= Looking for a meal ticket/sex slave
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white) =But Down with the Brown.
Hair: Blonde hair = Did I mention I was Down with the Brown?
Eyes: blue eyes
Body Type: 5' 3'', slim/petite body
Education: Some College = nail technician correspondence
course
Employment: Works full-time, less than $24,999 income
Profession: Clerical / Administrative
Religion: Christian = I haven't sacrificed a goat yet so
I am a Christian!
Religious Services: never attends services = deathbed conversion
please!
Political Views: Liberal = COMMUNIST!
Smoking: Doesn't smoke = Unless you are buying
Drinking: Drinks occasionally = never when she is asleep
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: wants some
Groups: No answer = but ask for her group rates!
Interests: Arts & Crafts · Community Service
· Dining · Family ·
Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities ·
Photography ·
Religion/Spirituality · Sports · Theater =
HOT ANAL PROBING BY THE RIGHT GROUP OF FORMER GREEN BAY
PACKERS!!! |
| Average |
7.46 |
So far so good. |
Check out all the past
Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section. |
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The Couch Pirates get a kick
out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing
notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect
woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own
tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on
a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks
the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would
like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll
be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture
to couchpirates@hotmail.com. |
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