Thay Call Me The Duran Duran Queen

I Am only looking for friends only nothing searieus i never can get out much cause i can not drive and i can not work i am looking for someone that is deeply deeply passionly into 80's music and 80's music video my favorite 80's bands are Duran Duran Deff Leppard and Rush and The Thompson Twins and Depeche Mode and Love And Rockets and Culture Club and Poison and i live with my mom and dad i am 31 years old thank you

Age: 31 ( Leo )
Looking for: Friends
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Other
Hair: No answer
Eyes: hazel eyes
Body Type: 5' 6'', slim/petite body
Education: No answer
Employment: Works at home, less than $24,999 income
Profession: Other
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: attends services more than once a week
Political Views: Conservative
Smoking: Smokes occasionally
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: Yes - but not at home
Wants Kids: doesn't want more
Groups: Single Parent
Interests: Dancing · Music

January 12, 2003

Eddie	0	I'm speechless... Luckily for you this one speaks for its self! I give her a zero for the number of those bands that are good.
James	3	Deeply, deeply passionately into 80's music?! I think she just listed every band from the 80's as one of her favorites. Let's see...31 years old, lives with parents, single mom, smokes, christian who attends services MORE than once a week, AND doesn't know her ethnicity?! She looks pretty caucasian to me! This one is quite a winner. She is only looking for "friends", but I have a feeling she is looking for a romance too. I think I will pass on both, I can't imagine hanging out with this chick. She's a 3.
Kevin	2	Holy Nuts Ahoy! This chick is the missing link! Call the Smithsonian and tell them, "Mystery Solved." I'm only going to say this once... so for all you people out there who whined that Metallica cut their hair, for everyone who still has a "Smiths" sticker on their car and for everyone who thinks that Mall Hair was a good idea... THE EIGHTIES ARE OVER! Move on, the rest of us have. As for the "Duran Duran Queen", maybe Simon Lebon is available...
Pump	10	The more I look at this ad, the more I think that there is some type of Bizarro World group of Couch Pirates out there just like us. I think that instead of raing stupid personal ads, that they get ther jollies from placing absurd ads like this up to see what type of dipshits respond. Not a bad idea. Wish we had thought of it first. I give the ad a 10.
Rob	3	Hmmmm.... what to make of this one. She seems not quite right and there seems to be a lot of things left unsaid. Not that that is too different from most of the ads posted out there. Basically, I have no interest in this woman. She's just too strange and there are almost no similar interests. While there isn't anything that really irks me, there isn't anything that I find attractive either. I suppose I'll settle on a 3.
Scott	1	I don't like Duran Duran at all, so I don't think me and the "Queen of Duran Duran" would get along very well. With that said there is probably many things I could say about this girl but I'll choose not too. (Don't worry I'm sure the other Couch Pirates will bash her more than enough.) I'll give this one a rating of 1, trust me there would be no chance of anything here for me, and that's the nicest way I can put it.
Steph	0	Kevin, this is probably the worst ad yet. I would not do this one, much less talk to her, in a million fucking years. She rates: 0
Steve	?	Davo-O-Meter Rating: Maybe If I was drunk (but I wouldn't claim her) While I love Duran Duran as much as the next guy I have to wonder who would really do this chick. Somebody obviously has otherwise she wouldn't have a kid, so what is the draw here? She is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic and has been repeatedly bashed with the ugly stick. The ansewer is simple kids:With no job, no car and a Bugs Bunny overbite she has to be the queen of anal penetration! This chick will let you stick a jar of jelly in her pooper and then screw her with the help of 20 or 30 close personal friends. With a snaping Browneye like this could anyone say no? Remember, once you realize that no one will find out, the shame goes away!
Average	2.71	Her average score is Hungry like the Wolf! (Is Pump just trying to skew the average?)

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