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Ebony wants Ivory Prince
I'm glad you decided to check out my ad. I'm rather
new at this kind of thing, but I would love to get to know someone
special with the same interest I have. I love basketball and NASCAR
racing. But, I'm even more passionate about my art work and my
politics. Hope to get to know you if you're still interested.
If so, contact me.
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Age: 30 ( Sagittarius )
Looking for: Intimate/Physical
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: African American (black)
Hair: Dark brown hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 6'', slim/petite body
Education: College Grad
Employment: Self-employed, $50,000 to $74,999 income
Profession: Artistic / Musical / Writer
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: attends services weekly
Political Views: Conservative
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: not sure on wanting any
Groups: No answer
Interests: Arts & Crafts · Community Service ·
Sports · Travel
January 19, 2003 |

Eddie |
7 |
I think I could date this one. the only thing I am not happy
with is the whole NASCAR thing. I think she seems smart so she
must just think that all white guys like NASCAR. If we could
get past that I think I could go out with her. Maybe I am just
to overjoyed to see a normal smart girl that I am to quick to
think she is perfect. Let me see if I can find a few flaws...OK,
I would say that the hair might bug me after a while. Other than
that and the whole NASCAR thing I think this girl is OK. I give
her a seven for the number of hours it probably took put that
weave together. |

James |
6 |
This one is a puzzler. She is attractive, college educated, and
financially secure, yet she lists herself as a conservative christian
who attends
services weekly, AND likes NASCAR. The evil and the good seem
to
balance each other out here. I'm going to bump her up to a 6
from a 5, because
I like her look. |

Kevin |
6 |
The Good: Smokin' hot body. Pretty face. Into both Art AND
politics. Whoo-hoo!
The Bad: Christian conservative, attends services weekly and
probably wants me in the gym.
The Ugly: The unholy alliance of basketball and NASCAR!
I think Pump is the Ivory she's looking for... |

Pump |
10 |
Da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ave? Would you? Of course he
would!!!
She makes a ton of money, a little older, might want
kids someday, and she is a art chick. He SHOULD!!! I
am going to write her, and request her hand in
marriage for Dave. This beauty gets 10, because she
has a hair like Kim Fields (Tootie). |

Rob |
5 |
Well, for starters she looks pretty good in the picture. Her
appearance
is nice and I like her hair quite a bit. She looks to be in pretty
good
shape. She certainly has a pleasant appearance.
She's looking for that intimate physical relationship ... but
who
isn't? She's a college grad, has good punctuation skills, and
is an artist of
some degree. She's even passionate about her art but, she's also
passionate
about her conservatism. Makes me wonder how conservative. Basketball
is ok,
particularly college but the NBA isn't really my cup of tea.
Alas, she
is a NASCAR fan. I know it is an extremely popular "sport"
but it is almost
always worth at least a two point deduction for me. At the end
of the day her
7 becomes a 5. |

Scott |
6.75 |
A black woman once told me "Blacker the berry the sweeter
the juice"
and I think she could be right. What a sweet woman we have here.
She's about
my age, hot and loves NASCAR? What the hell is she thinking NASCAR?
This
has got to be a bad joke, maybe she done this to scare away jerky
men only
after sex. I don't really think it is a joke, but I hope to God
that it is.
Despite the NASCAR thing I like this girl alot. For her picture
she
gets a 7.5 (I only wish I could see her lower half). For the
ad she gets a 6
(would've been a 7.5 if she hadn't said she liked NASCAR). Which
gives
her a grand total of a 6.75 rating. She is indeed a very sweet
and beautiful
berry. |

Steph |
9 |
Yes, I would do this chick. I find her VERY attractive and
she sounds
intelligent. I'll skip that part she mentions about NASCAR. She's
got a
a tasty looking body that I'd definitely spend some time pleasuring.
A
LOT of time.
She's a 9 |

Steve |
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Dave-O-Meter Rating:I WOULD!!!!
This princess of darkness had beter watch out because its
gonna bee a
sloberknocker of a fight between Dave Myers and a certain Mr
Butler as
to who gets this chick first! NASCAR and Basketball? WOW!
Plus she lists her profession as ARTIST which means she loves
it when
you hit'er in the shitter! |
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Average |
7.10 |
Uhmm... Pump, everyone can't be rated a 10. |
Check out all the past
Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section. |
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The Couch Pirates get a kick
out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing
notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect
woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own
tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on
a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks
the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would
like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll
be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture
to couchpirates@hotmail.com. |
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