im a hard workers

Okay, about me, I am a country girl. Yet am comfortable in the city. More than a little quirky, I enjoy verbal sparring at times. I play soccer, swim, hike, and 4wheel(in my new jeep). I also fence, yes, with swords. I am addicted to reading/books. In what spare time I have I enjoy going dancing with friends, out to dinner, and quiet nights with good movies and friends. Very involved with my family, I work full-time and am in my final term at college, I will graduate in June with my BS in Graphic Design.

Age: 25 ( Cancer )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: No answer
Eyes: No answer
Body Type: 5' 5'', slim/petite body
Education: High School Grad
Employment: Works part-time, $25,000 to $34,999 income
Profession: Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: attends services only on holidays
Political Views: Not political
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Doesn't drink
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: doesn't want any
Groups: No answer
Interests: Dancing · Dining · Movies · Music

January 5, 2003

Eddie	1	Just judging by the pick I would say this girl has pink eye or some kind of strange eye condition. I am a little nervous of her no answer on hair and EYES. Maybe she has some kind of massive eye problems. maybe she even has a fake eye. I had a traumatizing experience in kindergarten with a girl and her fake eye. I think I will pass on this one out of paranoia. I give her a one for the number eyes I think she has.
James	7.8	This picture doesn't match the ad at all. Makes me wonder if there is some dorky Daisy Mae pic out there somewhere that is supposed to be attached to this one. That being said, this chick is pretty hot. Nice face, good body, not horribly dressed compared to some of the freaks that appear here. As for the ad, I find it hard to believe that she doesn't want kids. I think all these women put that down because they think it's what men want to hear. The truth is, they're right! But, I would appreciate the honesty of admitting that they want kids up front rather than springing that on the second date. I don't believe she makes 25k a year either. You are still in college, and bringing home that cash? Bullshit! Okay, after boiling down the crap in the ad and the cuteness of the photo, I'm coming up with 7.8.
Kevin	7	My body just can't keep up with this girl. Soccer, swimming, hiking and fencing?... I don't think that fits into my usual schedule of playing Magic and stuffing my mug. I like the fact that she enjoys reading but doesn't throw some ultra obscure authors your way to justify how cool she is. I also like the fact that she is into graphic design, we would have some visual background in common. I'm not really into the cheerleader look, but she is definately cute, nevertheless, and I do LOVE short skirts. I imagine that Pump and Scott and Steph will love her, so as a good friend I'll let this one go and keep looking for my beautiful freaks.
Pump	0	I really think this looks like a porn ad. That kind fo picture tells me there is some fat dude waiting for me to respond, then coax my credit card number out of me. I'm gonna give it a zero, I'm just not buying it.
Rob	7.5	Aside from a few stumbling blocks, I find her to be quite attractive. She's cute, sexy and looks fun in her picture. Of course, her ad leaves a few things to be desired. "im a hard workers"? Ouch, you'd think a senior in college could at least use proper grammer and spelling. Not wanting kids, no interest in politics and being a country girl also hurt her in my book. As for the good stuff, she plays soccer, reads, has different interests than the usual girl and is an artist. Pretty nice stuff, if you ask me. If it weren't for the aborted title and the other bad marks she'd probably get the highest rating I'd have ever given: a 9. Sadly, those blemishes amount to about a 1.5 deduction. So, she comes in at a 7.5.
Scott	8	Okay I'm ready sign me up. This chick seems to have it all Mind, Body and Soul. She is going to college, is very hot, and is a Christian, I can't argue with this one. What bothers me about this ad is the title of the ad itself, "im a hard workers". Whats up with that? Oh well for the ad, pic and the shitty 3 year old title she warrants an 8. Man, I sure do love that hot naughty picture, Meow!
Steph	8	Whoa, this chick gives me the sound of screeching tires. I am frightened by the "...quirky, ...verbal sparring..." comment. I think she'd be a real headache AFTER we got it on. High maintenance also comes to mind. She mentions working full-time in her blurb, but clearly states above in her stats that she's a part-timer with $25,000 to $34,999 income. I call BULLSHIT. Besides which she couldn't even take the time to say whether she's got hair or eyes. With all her wishy-washy comments, I have to wonder just how good a graphic designer she will be. Her mention of being very involved with her family is the final turn off for me. I like the Daisy Mae curtsey she's got going in her photo and she's definitely hot. But if she's anything like my ex, I would regret my dalliance with Deliverance. Yes, I would do her in the end, literally. I give her spanktatious bottom an 8.
Steve	?	Dave-O-Meter Rating: WHY AM I NOT WITH THIS CHICK RIGHT NOW!? This chick cannot be for real! She has a new Jeep likes to put slutty outfits on AND enjoys "VERBAL SPARRING" which means she will insist on giving you a Rim Job and who am I to say no?
Average	5.25	I guess you either love her or hate her.

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