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I'm doing this to prove a
point
I'm... a lot of things. An artist, a writer, a student, and an
extremely easily bored and easily amused person. My writing's
been published. My GPA is 4.0. I am perfection; or at least a
perfectionist. I have long hair. I have a short attention-- ooohh,
shiny.
Conversation Starters:
What are your three main goals in life?
What three things do you always keep
in your wallet/bag?
What was your favorite course/subject in school? Why?
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About Her
Age: 19 ( Taurus )
Looking for: Friends
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Dark brown hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 6'', thick body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works part-time, less than $24,999 income
Profession: Artistic / Musical / Writer
Religion: None/Agnostic
Religious Services: rarely attends services
Political Views: Not political
Smoking: Smokes occasionally
Drinking: No answer
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: No answer on wanting more
Groups: College Student
Interests: Dancing · Photography · Reading
July 13, 2003 |

Scott |
2 |
Jump back Loretta!
This chick is ugly. Its been a while but we finally
have a chick on here that I wouldnt do. Someone
please send this hippie chick back to the 1960s.
I think this might be John Ritter in drag. This could
be from a lost episode of Threes Company. Think
about it, Jack and Larry get a jobs as at T-Byrds
(a
Trans-sexual Club) as bartenders, but when Janet and
Chrissy find out the will the girls get upset, and
what is Mr. Roper doing at the Tranny Club?
Enough of Miss Burn Your Bra I want a good Rate
this
Chick and I want one next week. As for her rating she
gets a 2 from me only because she seems semi-smart and
honest in her ad. Jim Im sliding this hippie honey on
down to you, spank those cheeks rosie red my brother. |

Steph |
2 |
What point is she proving? That she is an idiot? Done. This
little
Miss-know-it-all, minus the Bullwinkle factor, thinks she's being
cute
in her "sassy" little ad. She's really just an asshole
and I'm willing to
give her the anal fisting of her life to shut her up. She needs
to be
punched in the head. If she had nuts, I'd kick her in them.
Apparently, she has no furniture, because her computer is
set up on the
floor. What a shitty hairdo. Does she have curlers in it? That
outfit
is terrible. I love how her ad says she has a "thick body",
yet her photo
is the opposite. I'm willing to bet that photo either isn't her
or it was
taken when she was about 10 years old.
Either way, this chick just pisses me off. She gets a 2 for
making my
blood boil with anger instead of lust. |

Pump |
1.8 |
Get away, this hippie version of Trinity from The
Matrix is cusred and doesn't bathe. She'll want to
smoke in your house too. Yuck.
Final Score: 1.8 |

Kevin |
3 |
Only Prince and Dr. Who could get away with wearing that coat,
ditch it, IMMEDIATELY. She has no make-up, exceptionally shitty
hair (I have a rule, if you don't know how to wear long hair,
it's time for a chop, and yes, I take my own advice.) and quite
possibly the worst sunglasses I've even seen. This geeky chick
is a mess.
She's a hyper smartass... neat. That's going to make long
trips a blast with her!
I'll pass. No. Really. |

Eddie |
4 |
This girl has too many issues to even talk about. First of all
she
says she is a perfectionist. Umm, did you see the room she is
in and
the clothes she was wearing... try again. She is agnostic which
means
she is too dumb to pick a God. I am mean how hard is it? There
are
plenty to choose from. Maybe that is her problem. Maybe she is
indecisive. Anyway this art chick wannabe is nothing but a shame
of
lies. That is unless she has more than one personality. Which
sounds
about right. Anyway I give this girl a 4, that is a one for each
person inside her head. |
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Average |
2.56 |
If she's doing this to prove
a point... what was it? |
Check out all the past
Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section. |
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The Couch Pirates get a kick
out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing
notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect
woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own
tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on
a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks
the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. Dirk is
Kevin's middle name and Steve has a theory that the Dirk half
of Kevin is evil (it is). If you would like to send us your own
ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as
well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com. |
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