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 Need A PLAYBOY!!!

I love to be diverse just like the men I date. Variety is the spice of my life for me!!! I am a sucker for dessert, whether its after a meal or later on in the bedroom!! And I love to laugh, so if you can do that, I am yours!!


Conversation Starters:

o Describe your fashion sense. Is style important to you?

o What's your favorite scent? Why do you like it?

o Do you snore? Do you talk in your sleep?

July 20, 2003

 About Her

Age: 24 ( Leo )
Looking for: Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Blonde hair
Eyes: blue eyes
Body Type: 5' 7'', athletic body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works full-time, $35,000 to $49,999 income
Profession: Entertainment / Media
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: attends services only on holidays
Political Views: Middle of the road
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: not sure on wanting any
Groups: No answer
Interests: Dancing · Dining · Photography

 Scott

 3.5

Ah quite a tart we have this week. This chick wants you to have money, why do I know this? Look at the picture again. Okay see that, she's drinking a Snapple. Those damn things are expensive and not very good either. People who like to think of themselves as trendy drink that shit. She puts on this front that she's a slut puppy in bed, but I have a feeling it's all an act, she just wants our paycheck.

Would I do this chick you bet, but I would not date her unless she really was a slut puppy in bed then I might reconsider. I'm sure some McDonalds followed by a couple of money shots of my man milk to the face, and a plunge in the ol' brown eye will tell me if all she really wants is my money or just me. The picture warrants a 5 for average looks and a 2 on the ad I'm not buying what she's trying to sell me.

Overall Rating: 3.5

Steph 

 8

I've seen better photos, but this little fuck muffin can be mine for a night. She sounds like she's wild in bed and I like that!

I don't get the feeling that this chick is too deep, so if she's not looking for a relationship, then neither am I. This is one that I'd love her long and hard and leave her.

She's an 8 on my scale for the night.

Pump 

 3

NERDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! (unless you have money)

There's the title. Don't mess with this one guys, she's a professional. She'll make you get a credit check to buy her a drink. She's saucy, no doubt about that.

I just want to know if variety means, guys with glasses, or about 14 inches of meat dagger crammed up her shitpipe by the offensive line of the Tennessee Titans? All the fashion crap aside, dummies like us have no chance unless we hit powerball. She's hot, but not as hot as she thinks.

 

Kevin 

 4

I'm bored with this one, so let's just answer her conversation starters...

1. If dressing trendy is important to her, then I'm sure to dissapoint. Fuck everyone else and their idea of fashion. A girl who dresses her own way will win out over some chick wearing an Abercrombie shirt any day!

2. I like "Hypnotic Poison" and the way a girl smells after sex. If that requires explanation, then I feel sorry for you.

3. Some people say I snore and others say I don't, so I just believe the ones who say I don't. I do not talk in my sleep, but I do see glass people on the horizon.

Oh, and the chick? She's okay looking, but I think she's either randy for strange or looking for some business, in either case we're not going to work together.

Eddie 

 -

Rob 

 8.5
Aside from the fact that I am no where near Playboy status, I like her. The age and height are nice. She makes good money.. certainly better than me. She's a Christian who doesn't smoke and the occasional drink is alright. In interest in photography makes things even better. Diversity and variety... yep, sign me up.

As far as the pic goes she's very nice. A natural kind of feel to her photo and playful as well. Looks like a 8.5 to me.

Jim 

 2
What can I say? This is not a very good photo so it is rather difficult to tell what she looks like. She looks very attractive but she has a really sleazy look about her. She likes dancing and photography so with her looks she is obviously a nude model and a stripper. Let's see here,she is 24, single,has some college, makes up to 50.000 grand a year, doesn't want kids, works in the "entertainment " field, she doesn't smoke, and she loves dessert in bed. GAWD she sounds absolutely great until you factor in the sleaze quotient. This little chirpy is looking for a playboy (just one?) and she likes variety. To me this means she will screw anyone and she likes taking in the ass, and where better to meet a variety of guys than the strip club she is working at? Basically she is saying as long as you feed her dinner she will be dessert. I wonder if she does any live sex shows or internet porn or if she has appeared in anything I have seen?? This sleazy little bangtail is already too worn out for me.Sorry I'll have to pass on this one until my cock grows to the size of a Pringles can,but I'll give her a 2 because she can pull a train and at least she doesn't smoke. Rave on!!!

Average

 4.83
"Little bangtail," Jim? Wow, I love that phrase!

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