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looking for someone to hang out with

well....here it goes. im 5'8 copper red hair,hazel eyes..i weight 135lbs...single mom....i love fine dinning,dancing,the water,hanging out with friends....



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July 27, 2003

 About Her

Age: 32 ( Aries )
Looking for: Friends
Marital Status: Divorced
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Light brown hair
Eyes: hazel eyes
Body Type: 5' 8'', slim/petite body
Education: High School Grad
Employment: Works part-time, $25,000 to $34,999 income
Profession: Sales / Marketing
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: rarely attends services
Political Views: Middle of the road
Smoking: Smokes often
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: Yes - at home full-time
Wants Kids: doesn't want more
Groups: Single Parent
Interests: Arts & Crafts · Dancing · Dining · Family · Music · Outdoor Activities · Photography · Theater · Travel

 Scott

 2

Leather skin, smokes all the time, has kids, probably works at a Dollar General Store or Dollar Tree, likes men to notice her, spends alot of money on beauty products, stupid.

Okay she has more downs than ups but I would still do her. She looks like the type if you get her drunk it might be possible that her loose friend "Tina" might join in for the night.

Overall Rating: 2 (Yes I would fuck a two, maybe even some ones.)

Steph 

 1.5

Okay, this shitty drag queen is NOT for me. Gross! It's like her head is from one person and her body is from another. Too much bad make up. I can't say that I like the photo in the least. Bad bathing suit. Why would you take a photo in the bathroom to be posted on the internet? Even just for friends?
I can't be friends or anything else with this chick.

She rates a 1.5 and that's being nice.

Pump 

 3.4

The only positives I can say here are that she has
kept up her figure remarkable well for her age and
claims middle of the road political views. My guess
on the figure part is ex-hubby pays for Carlo, the
Brazilian personal trainer, to make in-home visits for
"individualized sessions". That and she has Stacker 2
Flakes for breakfast along with her morning carton of
Lucky Strikes.

I'm thinking that with her tanning bed/horse saddle
skin tone, that after my paint scraper gets that
make-up off we would find a pretty nasty site. Top
that with ignoring all forms of proper grammatical
syntax, and you have yourself a grade-A dummy.
Granted, if I were to happen by her back porch while I
was cleaning the neighbors’ pool and she wanted me to
come in for some "lemonade," I sure wouldn't frown on
the opportunity. But for someone whom I needed to
speak with for any period long than one second, I'm
afraid the fake red hair; leather skin, smoking, and
bukkake make-up job will have to go.

Final Score: 3.4

P.S. Fuck those kids too!!!

 

Kevin 

 3

You know, for a 32 year old single mom, this chick has a surprisingly good body. Okay, that's the end of me being nice...

She smokes like a chimney, she's wearing a shitty Texas bikini, she's boring, she's into sales (which is lying) and she's got full-time kids. Is there any level of Hell that is deeper than a relationship with this chick?

I think not.

If watching endless episodes of Trading Spaces is your idea of a great weekend, then look this chick up.

Eddie 

 2
ooooo, gross!!!!! Wrinkle face freaks me out. If this is what hot girls turn into at 32 than I will just have to shoot myself now. Yuck! This one is well past her prime. I give her a 2 simply because the porn mirror shot was a great work of art. P.S. Stars and strips, what a patriotic way to say your a whore.

Rob 

 4.5
Hmmm... not much here. It's cool that she wants someone to hang out with but she loses me shortly after that. While there isn't a lot that I like there's not a lot to hate either. She just seems like someone who resides on an entirely different world as far life experiences goes. A few annoyances like smoking and a lack of punctuation skills hurts, what otherwise, would be a fairly average chick.

Her appearance is ok. She is in nice shape but seems almost too thin. The make-up is a bit much and I just don't find her all that attractive. So she gets a 4.5

Jim 

 8
I would love to "hang out" with her. This patriotic little mom is looking fine. She seems honest and down to earth.I like that. Boy, she has a great tan. I sure would like to do a private inspection of those tan lines.

She doesn't say a whole lot about herself but this lady seems to spend a lot of her spare time outside. I wonder if she tans in the nude. She has a great smile and seems to like taking nude or nearly nude photos of herself in the bathroom. Well that sounds a little kinky if you ask me. But that's OK, I like that. A lot. . . . A whole lot.

She doesn't spell too well and is loaded with unwanted baggage.It is unfortunate that she smokes. Bleeeeck!!! (hurl,hurl) That is a real drawback for me. However I would still do her hard and often and spank that ass until she had no tanline at all and then rub suntan lotion all over her ass. . . if she'll use a good mouthwash first. Gawd I 'm getting a huge on just thinking about it. That bathing suit wouldn't be the only thing slinking up her ass cheeks.

She gets an eight from me for the amount of times I make her see God in one night. Arrr Matey,Rave on!!!

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