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Have you ever been stopped at a red light and noticed that uninhibited girl in the car next to you totally rocking out to heavy metal? Well...hello. I'm a mixture of things that seem entirely contradictory -- I can be a wild child, dancing carefree at an outdoor concert, but I've also been known to have long discussions about the nature of humanity. There's a delicate balance between my left brain and right brain. An artist, yet good at math. Go figure. :) In addition, I like racquetball, dining out (Sushi and Mexican are favorites), concerts, movies, dancing, and the occasional quiet night at home.

About Her

Age: 26 ( Aries )
Looking for: Just Dating
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Dark brown hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 8'', average body
Education: College Grad
Employment: Works full-time, no answer on income
Profession: Artistic / Musical / Writer
Religion: None/Agnostic
Religious Services: never attends services
Political Views: Liberal
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks often
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: doesn't want any
Groups: No answer
Interests: Arts & Crafts · Dancing · Dining · Family · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Photography · Reading · Theater

June 29, 2003


 


Scott
2

This chick is two things. One a Kevin chick, I’d be surprised if he
doesn’t rate her high. And two not for me. I’m throwing this girl back.

For her rating I’m giving her a 2. Mainly because she is ugly, yuck!

 
Steph

 5

This chick sounds sort of well balanced. She's probably the most
intellectually interesting of all we've rated so far. However, she's
not that physically attractive to me. I'd probably pass on the sleep over,
but I'd spend some time talking with her and hanging out.

Not much to say about this one. She's a 5.

 
Pump

2.9

This chick doesn't shave. Anywhere. That's not good.
This is Cassandra from Beavis and Butthead; you know
the hippie chick that always knows the answers and
talks about butterflies? If you wanna be with this
one, you better just resign yourself to life at
Medieval fairs and citar recitals. I would also wager
that her car is absolutely covered in shitty stickers
of terible bands and ridiculous polital causes. She
scares me. But in a nod to Steve, I bet an Indigo
Girls CD would get you a first class ticket to shag
her shitpipe if you played her juuuuust right.

Final Score: 2.9 Since you would have to stop drinking
beer and be restricted to wine in her presence from
now on.

 
Kevin

  7

I kind of like this chick, she's a wealth of dichotomies... just like me! Not bad looking, but she could use some make-up, a new hair-do and a MUCH SHORTER SKIRT! (Or as Steve and James says, a Dirk-over.)

Still, she's brainy without being pretentious and that's a good combo. She can ride my crazy train.


Eddie 

 3
It never stops amazing me how much these people think of
themselves.this girl thinks she is the stuff. I think she is nuts. she
is obviously a drunk. three bottles of wine in the pictue... come on.
I don't like her that is all Ihave to say... I give her a three for
the amount of drinks it would take me to think she was attractive.

Carey
5 Beside the fact that she looks like she is wearing the crushed velvet
seat covers for my buddies 64' Impala, she looks like she is living in
the woods with the Blair Witch. I don't think I would do this girl with
my buddies d!@K. Seeing that she has the two bottles of champaign on
the mantle she thinks she can lure you in, and get you drunk. I got news
for this girl it will take a whole lot more than those two bottle for
myself for her too even start looking good. I would be afraid I would
wake up in the morning packed in ice without any kidneys left. I will
give this girl a 5 for trying, and for the fact that if she ever read this
she will not come after me, and put a mean, evil curse on my soul. LOL
:)


Jim

 4
I always wondered who that wierd chick was that was playing "air drums" at the stoplight or dancing like a voodoo priestess at a rock concert. Well now I know . . .It's this wierdo. She reminds me of the Hippie chick in the Woodstock movie that was stoned out of her mind trying to reach that 3 mile high cloud in the sky.I think I had rather shove a grenade up my ass than to carry on a conversation with her about the nature of humanity.I see she posed with two of her best friends. She might be alright looking if she put on a little makeup but those spacey chicks always prefer the natural look. I'll give her a four because she doesn't smoke and she likes to drink . . .a lot. Who knows , she might not be so bad looking naked and bent over my couch. However, she would probably still need some makeup.Woo Hoo!!! Rave on!!!
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The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. Dirk is Kevin's middle name and Steve has a theory that the Dirk half of Kevin is evil (it is). If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com.