seeking knight in shining armor
im a kind and loving woman seeking the same in a man.i have one
child and she is the light of my life. i like holding hand,cudding,watching
the sunset,i enjoy listening to music,watching movies,some outdoor
stuff. im pretty shy until i get to know you im toally faithful.well
if that instered you then check me out.
More about her match:
someone that will love my daughter and myself for who we are.no
drugs or beating on people,ceating on me please.someone that loves
kids and will understand that if i need sometime to myself and not
just hang around like they dont know what that meant
Age: 26 ( Sagittarius )
Looking for: Committed ·
Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status: Separated
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Dark brown hair
Eyes: blue eyes
Body Type: 5' 8'', slightly overweight
Education: Some College
Employment: Student, no answer
Profession: Legal Services
Religious Services: never attends
Political Views: Middle of the
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Doesn't drink
Kids: Yes - at home full-time
Wants Kids: wants more
Groups: College Student ·
Interests: Movies · Music
· Outdoor Activities
June 8, 2003
Check out all the past Rate This Chick
candidates in the Archives section.
No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOO! JESUS!
I have a laughing fit every
time I look at that photo!!! That dorky looking baby is terrible.
speak. I'm laughing again. That kid looks like a cocoa muppet
or something. Or
maybe a ridiculous cartoon. What IS that?! It's nose is bizarre.
Okay, obviously this chick didn't pay close attention to
the type of
guy she spawned with. Her ad is continuing the tradition and
tells us he used
to beat her and he did drugs. Well, that isn't gonna change
She apparently doesn't really care what color of flesh pipe
plumb her depths next based on her description of her next
It screams for ANYbody to take her.
What gets me about this chick, and so many others, is that
she's christian, but never attends services.
This one rates a big fat 1 and only for her efforts.
Sweet Georgia Brown!!! Does anybody remember
Cameron gave Ferris Bueller when he was pulled from
the bottom of the pool at his house? Where he says,
"Ferris Bueller, I love you." He had that tard look
about his face. Much like that natural one that
occurs on this bearded dragon. Either that or
Quasimodo. Your pick.
My next question is how did she get Sam Cassell to
agree to wear a dress and pose with her in picture?
Does it seem odd to anybody but me that lists like 3
accepted ehtnicity choices on her matches, but none
include African-American? Ummm... I'm no scientist,
but it appears she had a preference at some point for
"i like holding hand,cudding,watching the sunset,i
enjoy listening to music,watching movies,some outdoor
someone that will love my daughter and myself for who
we are.no drugs or beating on people,ceating on me
please.someone that loves kids and
will understand that if i need sometime to myself and
not just hang around like they dont know what that
I am in love.
Final Rating: 10
P.S. 10 is what I call a "suicide rating." When
something is so bad, its kind of like bidding nilo in
spades. Something I had to do. And just for James,
she is a non-claimer all the way.
| Ummm... I think I am related to this chick. If
I knew her name I would
know for sure but I think she is on my moms side. Very scary!
saw the pic I thought she might only have on hand seeing as
to hold hand. Anyway, Rickey might know this girl as well. She
cousin of mine named Ruby. Anyway, that is very strange. If
that is not
her I would be surprised. How many people in OKC look like the
of Frankenstein. I give her a 2 because I think she is my second
cousin. That is very strange. Oh, if it is her Rickey used to
hots for her
My Gawd!!! Is this for real? Is this the ugliest
"Charlie McCarthy "doll I have ever seen or is this
her pet monkey? This one needs to stay in school and get her
spelling degree and then move far away from Oklahoma City.
Far far away.Back to the San Diego Zoo.
She says she needs time to herself, well I'll give her all
the time she wants. It sounds like she has been in a violent
relationship and looks like it too. She seems like she is
probably nice enough but frankly she and her pet monkey scare
the hell out of me.
Let's see. . .She is a professional student with no income
, she cannot spell worth a damn, has a fucked up hairdo and
she has a pet monkey. Geez what more can a guy ask for? And
she wants more kids???!! I'll give her 1 point simply because
she doesn't smoke but I wouldn't do her . . . not even in
a drunken stupor. . . not even with Scott's dick and I'm not
usually that picky. Watch me run away. . . real fast. AAAARGH!!!!
|| I think we
can make two very clear determinations. One: She's trying to
look like J-Lo. Two: She makes all the Couch Pirates think of
The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking
at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none
of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can
be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also
encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system
and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so
that's why the gang complains to him. Dirk is Kevin's middle name
and Steve has a theory that the Dirk half of Kevin is evil (it
is). If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women
only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and
a small picture to firstname.lastname@example.org.