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im a kind and loving woman seeking the same in a man.i have one child and she is the light of my life. i like holding hand,cudding,watching the sunset,i enjoy listening to music,watching movies,some outdoor stuff. im pretty shy until i get to know you im toally faithful.well if that instered you then check me out.

 

More about her match:


someone that will love my daughter and myself for who we are.no drugs or beating on people,ceating on me please.someone that loves kids and will understand that if i need sometime to myself and not just hang around like they dont know what that meant

 

About Her

Age: 26 ( Sagittarius )

Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends

Marital Status: Separated

Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)

Hair: Dark brown hair

Eyes: blue eyes

Body Type: 5' 8'', slightly overweight body

Education: Some College

Employment: Student, no answer on income

Profession: Legal Services

Religion: Christian

Religious Services: never attends services

Political Views: Middle of the road

Smoking: Doesn't smoke

Drinking: Doesn't drink

Kids: Yes - at home full-time

Wants Kids: wants more

Groups: College Student · Single Parent

Interests: Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities

June 8, 2003

 

 
Steph

 1

No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOO! JESUS! I have a laughing fit every
time I look at that photo!!! That dorky looking baby is terrible. I can't
speak. I'm laughing again. That kid looks like a cocoa muppet or something. Or
maybe a ridiculous cartoon. What IS that?! It's nose is bizarre.

Okay, obviously this chick didn't pay close attention to the type of
guy she spawned with. Her ad is continuing the tradition and tells us he used
to beat her and he did drugs. Well, that isn't gonna change for this
chick.

She apparently doesn't really care what color of flesh pipe she lets
plumb her depths next based on her description of her next mate's ethnicity.
It screams for ANYbody to take her.

What gets me about this chick, and so many others, is that she states
she's christian, but never attends services.

This one rates a big fat 1 and only for her efforts.

 
Pump

10

Sweet Georgia Brown!!! Does anybody remember the look
Cameron gave Ferris Bueller when he was pulled from
the bottom of the pool at his house? Where he says,
"Ferris Bueller, I love you." He had that tard look
about his face. Much like that natural one that
occurs on this bearded dragon. Either that or
Quasimodo. Your pick.

My next question is how did she get Sam Cassell to
agree to wear a dress and pose with her in picture?
Does it seem odd to anybody but me that lists like 3
accepted ehtnicity choices on her matches, but none
include African-American? Ummm... I'm no scientist,
but it appears she had a preference at some point for
them!!!

"i like holding hand,cudding,watching the sunset,i
enjoy listening to music,watching movies,some outdoor
stuff...

someone that will love my daughter and myself for who
we are.no drugs or beating on people,ceating on me
please.someone that loves kids and
will understand that if i need sometime to myself and
not just hang around like they dont know what that
meant"

I am in love.

Final Rating: 10

P.S. 10 is what I call a "suicide rating." When
something is so bad, its kind of like bidding nilo in
spades. Something I had to do. And just for James,
she is a non-claimer all the way.

 
Kevin

  1
No.


Eddie 

 2
Ummm... I think I am related to this chick. If I knew her name I would
know for sure but I think she is on my moms side. Very scary! Before I
saw the pic I thought she might only have on hand seeing as she liked
to hold hand. Anyway, Rickey might know this girl as well. She looks a
cousin of mine named Ruby. Anyway, that is very strange. If that is not
her I would be surprised. How many people in OKC look like the sister
of Frankenstein. I give her a 2 because I think she is my second
cousin. That is very strange. Oh, if it is her Rickey used to have the
hots for her…. GROSS!


Jim

 1

My Gawd!!! Is this for real? Is this the ugliest "Charlie McCarthy "doll I have ever seen or is this her pet monkey? This one needs to stay in school and get her spelling degree and then move far away from Oklahoma City. Far far away.Back to the San Diego Zoo.

She says she needs time to herself, well I'll give her all the time she wants. It sounds like she has been in a violent relationship and looks like it too. She seems like she is probably nice enough but frankly she and her pet monkey scare the hell out of me.

Let's see. . .She is a professional student with no income , she cannot spell worth a damn, has a fucked up hairdo and she has a pet monkey. Geez what more can a guy ask for? And she wants more kids???!! I'll give her 1 point simply because she doesn't smoke but I wouldn't do her . . . not even in a drunken stupor. . . not even with Scott's dick and I'm not usually that picky. Watch me run away. . . real fast. AAAARGH!!!! Rave on!!!

Average 4.9 I think we can make two very clear determinations. One: She's trying to look like J-Lo. Two: She makes all the Couch Pirates think of porn.
Check out all the past Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section.

The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. Dirk is Kevin's middle name and Steve has a theory that the Dirk half of Kevin is evil (it is). If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com.