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want friend w/ potential for
more
Recently turned single wanting to meet new people in
my area. Would like a relationship, but I like to be friends first.
I go to school part-time, and work full time. The pic is my bestfriend
and I; my hair is longer and light brown.
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Age: 20 ( Aries )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Light brown hair
Eyes: blue eyes
Body Type: 5' 2'', slim/petite body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works full-time, less than $24,999 income
Profession: Sales / Marketing
Religion: None/Agnostic
Religious Services: never attends services
Political Views: Middle of the road
Smoking: Smokes often
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: not sure on wanting any
Groups: College Student
Interests: Arts & Crafts · Dining · Family
· Movies · Music · Photography ·
Reading · Sports
March 16, 2003 |
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 Dave |
5 |
I'm the only smoker amongst
the Couch Pirate crew, so I'll guess that
I'm the only one that will not rip this poor defenseless drip
of a chick.
Secondly, we have the same religious philosophy. At this point,
I was
getting a little giddy with anticipation of seeing this wondermonious
gal. So...I clicked on her pic. And I was completely flattened.
The
swinger-of-an-O has the "only a friend" look to
her. That's because no
man is going to be attracted to her sex appeal. But since
I would
probably get along with this chick, I'll give her a 5. |
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Eddie
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8
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This girl didn't say anything to freak me out
but that picture of the
weird octopus type creature attacking the guy from Godsmack
gave me
chills. Yuck... I give her an 8 for the number of tentacles
she has...
Oh and that is a bad eight not a good one. |
 Kevin |
5 |
I believe I speak for
everyone when I ask, "Who's the NUTSACK?!!" Don't
ever, ever, ever, EVER put a picture up with you hanging
on some other guy! I have to listen to too much about "friends"
that are guys and old boyfriends already, for God's sake,
let me have the fantasy that I'm the only guy you think
about, at least before I contact you in a personals ad!
Uhmmm... grey is not your color, in fact it's no one's
color and it doesn't help that you're dressed like Twinkies
with your "friend". I've got one hyphenated word
for you... "make-up"... check into it.
I'm just not impressed in any way. Maybe she should stop
placing personals ads and date her best friend, he's waited
long enough. |
 Pump |
3.2 |
Queen of the average. That's
not necessarily a bad
thing, mind you. She's a smoker and a lush. That's
bad. Also, any answer other that "doesn't want kids"
means that she wants kids. That's bad too. Also,
this stoned guy she is dancing with is someone she
fucks, but doesn't have money. Make no mistake, if
you can fuck her, you should because she looks pretty
good. If she won't put out, toss her back. Nothing
special here, but I can't exactly be mean to her
today. She garners a 6.2 from me. Check that...
Another look at Stoner McDoobie makes me think she
probably smokes a lot of dope. I change that to a 3.2
because stoners piss me off. |
 Rob |
5 |
Well, she seems pretty level-headed.
I like the idea of seeking a
friend first but she loses me pretty quickly after that. Although
we are in
the same social strata (college and poor), she's short, an
agnostic (a
step up from an atheist), and ,since she smokes often, she
smokes too
much for me. I could maybe work around those things if she
gave me a
little more information but, alas, she hasn't.
Her pic is ok, but she doesn't really do anything for me.
The smile is
nice and I like her hair. Of course it's not the most flattering
for
her eyes. It works as a snippet of life but not really for
the
advetisement of one's potential for a mate. |
 Scott |
1.1 |
I HATE when people use
a picture of them with someone else in the
picture. Can you not find a good pictute of just yourself?
Is this the best
picture of you? Lord almighty I sure hope not. I would love
to give this girl a
zero rating, but just about any girl with a warm vagina
merits at least a
one. Plus this chicks a smoker, boy that's gonna help her
rating. Despite
the picture and smoking issues the chick looks to be a real
Ugmo McUgly if
you get what I'm stepping in. Lets just add up her final
rating and be done
with it.
Bad picture + Picture with other people in it + Smoking
= 1.1 |
 Steph |
4 |
This is a Kevin chick
if I ever saw one. I'll pass on her.
If she's newly single, I don't think I'd want to deal with
the baggage
she's carrying. Besides, this tells me that she can't be
alone with herself
and that is a big negative in my book. If you can't be out
of a
relationship for more than a month, you've got personal
issues and I am not putting up
with them, honey.
This photo is of her and her best friend at a party. What's
wrong with
dating him? He's good looking and supposedly likes her,
but I bet he's
a frat boy full of himself. He probably uses this chick
for sex and says
he's her best friend, but when she wants more he tells her
she isn't good
enough for him. At least, that's what his parents tell him.
I'm low balling this one: 4 |
 Steve |
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Dirk-O-Meter Rating: This
chick looks like death warmed over....get some tattoos and
I'll think about it.
I want all of you to think back to your childhood....do
you remember Disney's "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"?
Do you remember what Ichabod Crane looked like in that animated
classic?
Now take a good look at this weeks chick.
See what I mean?
On the upside she smokes often and hangs out with fugly
dudes like the one in the picture so the poop chute is yours
by date 3. |
| Average |
4.47 |
In
this case, average describes her AND her score. |
Check out all the past
Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section. |
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The Couch Pirates get a kick
out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing
notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect
woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own
tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on
a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks
the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. Dirk is
Kevin's middle name and Steve has a theory that the Dirk half
of Kevin is evil (it is). If you would like to send us your own
ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as
well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com. |
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