I REALLY am, every guys dream....

I am 28 years old, very attractive, intelligent, athletic and know exactly what I want. I play soccer, volleyball, raquetball, flag football and several other things. I am a sports but as I am always wanting to watch all the games. And guys, I actually know whats going on in them and all the rules. I've tried several internet sites, meet several men in bars, church, grocery stores, etc. For whatever reason, it just hasn't been my time to find the right one. I am not willing to settle, and I am attracted to a few different types. It really depends on chemsitry more than anything. I love the beach, the slopes, snow skiing water skiing, margaritas, dancing to all kinds of music, kids and animals. I want to learn to play golf and I want to get scuba certified very soon. I'm a very outgoing, not afraid to speak my mind type of person. I know how to treat a man and when I am in love treat them as good as I expect to be treated. I am a romantic, but not overly so. I am divorced but I have no children and I have been divorced for years. We all have "issues" if you will, but I assure you I am as good as it gets and I have nothing holding me back from finding the one. Anything else?

Age: 28 ( Cancer )
Looking for: Committed
Marital Status: Divorced
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Blonde hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 3'', athletic body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works full-time, $35,000 to $49,999 income
Profession: Executive / Management
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: attends services weekly
Political Views: Conservative
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: wants some
Groups: No answer
Interests: Dancing · Dining · Family · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Photography · Sports · Travel

March 2, 2003

Kevin	3	Congratulations to the second winner of the Manute Bol Anal Revenge Award! This little swampy slit had me at "every guy's dream". Really? Not mine sister! You're a little arrogant piece, not nearly as hot as you think you are and not nearly as interesting as you tell yourself. Frankly you're an aging party chick with a slew of mundane interests, none of which require any thought, introspection or intelligence. You know the rules to sports? Wow. Let me call someone who gives a shit. "and when I am in love treat them as good as I expect to be treated." Read that as; I refuse to contribute anything to this relationship beyond what is absolutely necessary, and yet, I expect you to give EVERYTHING." She has a passable body, but who really cares? I'll take less body and less attitude any day. Believe me, my dream girl looks nothing like this!
Pump	2	My initial thoughts of her pic are the following: 1. Clorox shampoo 2. Whore make-up scheme (which Kevin would like) 3. Trashy outfit (no girl I would actually date would ever wear this) 4. Just drank a bottle of Cuervo and need to prop myself up 5. “I can’t eat the vanilla peach candle? But it smells so good!!” Her ad doesn’t sound quite as bad. I like soccer chicks, and I can believe she has played at some time by the looks of her legs (which are her best feature, next to not having kids). No kids!!! Non-smoker. That’s the good stuff. This is the bad. I am very much turned off by her admission of looking all over bars and personal ads in order to find somebody. Life isn’t that serious, and you damn sure don’t require somebody with you to complete your existence. If you feel otherwise, you should seek immediate counseling or cyanide tablets for even more immediate ingestion. I’m not sure I can really convey my feelings of how deeply this disturbs me. All the rest sounds really blabbity-blah and recycled. She’s not anything I would look for in a mate, other than to slam up to my nuts in her guts. That’s about all I can salvage here. Final Score: 2 because she isn’t ugly
Rob	8	Well, she certainly has confidence. She's right at my age which I think is good. She's a tad short but she's athletic which is cool. A chick that plays soccer always gets additional consideration in my book. She has a good job, certainly better than any of my three. She doesn't smoke which is even better. No kids is nice and she eventually wants some so, that's good as well. She certainly has a lot going for her. Of course if, by her own admission, she can't seem to find the right one so maybe there are a few unresolved issues. Later she speaks of issues and she's right we all have them. I like the fact that she is pretty straightforward and has a lot to say. Her picture is nice but doesn't blow me away. Actually, she looks okay but the picture is pretty bad. While I don't find myself bowled over by her, I do think there is some possibility here.
Scott	6.5	This ad seems very honest and to me tells us alot about the girl in question. Her body seems very nice, but is it just me or does this chick have a face like someone’s 47-year-old mother? I mean maybe it’s just the picture but to me she looks very old and worn in the face. Her ad and picture at the very least warrants a date. I would use that date to find out more about her and to check out if she really does have a mug of an older woman. For my rating I will give her an 8 on the ad and a 5 on the looks. That would probably change if there were a picture of her face close up. Which comes to an average score of a 6.5, pretty good rating compared to countless others we have had on here.
Steph	6	Wow, this one actually had some decent stuff to say and sounds like she's got it together. I'm frightened by the dildo protruding from the top of her head in the photo though. What is that pose all about? She looks like someone is making her do something she really doesn't want to do. She has a pretty nice body, but needs to lose that outfit. It's not flattering. I would probably do her, but I would only tell my close circle of friends about it. She looks like she's wearing a beaver pelt on her head or just a really shitty wig, or worse, it's really her hair. It looks like it has been bleached/dyed/bleached/dyed so many times that it would feel straw-like. I like that she's athletically inclined. I would certainly have plenty of interest in spending time outside the bedroom with her. She doesn't seem to have any serious issues that are glaring in her ad. I can't complain too much on this one, because Kevin has chosen worse for us to rate. She gets a 6 from me.