Hey.. how's it goin?

well lets see.. i am an honest laid back kinda gal. love to laugh. love to dance. i write poetry...its a release. im not an uptight chick who can't handle anyone who likes to talk smack.. lol well the pic of me is a dressy one.. im way more casual than that. i do like to dress nice and take care of myself.. but im still very easy going. i am known for smiling all the time.

Age: 26 ( Pisces )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status: Widowed
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Hair: Blonde hair
Eyes: hazel eyes
Body Type: 5' 6'', slim/petite body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works full-time, no answer on income
Profession: No answer
Religion: Other
Religious Services: never attends services
Political Views: Liberal
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: Yes - at home full-time
Wants Kids: not sure on wanting more
Groups: No answer
Interests: Dancing · Family · Movies · Music · Photography · Reading · Travel

March 9, 2003

Dave	6	This girl just seems sweet. I'm trying to think of stuff to rip her on, but I just can't do it (although I'm sure some of my Couch Pirate brethren have done so.) Any hoot, I give her a 6.
Eddie	2	I am a little worried about this girls mental state. She is widowed at 26. That is a lot of baggage to carry, as if a kid wasn't enough. Now you have to live of up to the expectations of a dead father and look his spawn in the face every day as a reminder that you are making out with her daddy's mom. That is to much for me to take. I would run from this one faster than I would run from Godzilla. I give her a 2 for the two big reasons why I would not go out with her.
James	6.5	This one has some positives. She has the right answers on politics and smoking, but blows it with the kids at home, and the lack of any capitalization in her ad. I'm curious how a 26 year old is a widow. Was she married to some 84 year old guy with a bad ticker? In any case, her body is good considering the kid aspect, and her face is okay, she's racking up a 6.5.
Kevin	7	I think I'm in love, but I do have some reservations. She says she's a laid back kinda gal, which is a nice contrast to the stream of "extreme sports" chicks lately. She likes to laugh and dance, which means she has a positive outlook, definately a plus. She writes poetry, which is great, it means she's got a creative mind (it also means she'll understand some of the esoteric shit I spew). She even says that she can take someone who talks smack... that's a real positive, since the Couch Pirates love putting my dates (and only MY dates) through the "Pump Test" (see Pump below). Let's talk a bit about the fact that she likes to dress nice! Good God Almighty! THANK YOU! I don't expect her to dress in anything other than jeans and a t-shirt, but if she enjoys dressing like that, I'm in Heaven! The short black dress is bar-none the sexiest thing a woman can wear and she wears it like a superstar! Finally, she's got flippy-hair and I love flippy-hair, plus she's an elven chick too! Elven chicks rule. So, she get's a ten right? Unfortunately no. I don't know enough about this chick's interests to figure out if she approaches perfection. She's already got a family and a dead husband, who knows what kind of complications exist there? Plus, I can't tell if she's a freak or not, and only beautiful freaks get a ten from me. So, I'm giving a reluctant 7, unless she'd like to contact me and confirm that she likes independant films, BDSM and Reverend Horton Heat (in which case, I'll be glad to propose marriage).
Pump	7.4	Well, right off her looks strike me. Although, I'm not sure I would really want to go into any establishment with her dressed like that. I feel as if she might do so for fun though, seeing is how she is a single woman. I don’t so much dig the liberal response on her political affiliation, but on a good day I could overlook that. What disturbs me is her marital status. It’s very strange for a 26-year-old woman to say she is a widower. I think a big part of my response would lie in what was the unfortunate (fortunate?) demise of her spouse. Freak accident? Gangland knife fight? Who knows? I always shit on women that have kids and expect you to get over it and not look at them differently. That’s a rant on another day, but any woman who has been widowed I do not belittle if she has children. That tells me she doesn’t have bad judgment, just bad fortune. Anyway… Blah, blah, blah, poetry… I have previously let it be known my utter contempt for poets and poetry, but if she just does it for herself and doesn’t expect me to listen or read any of it? Fine. Final Score: 7.4 (unless her husband died in a drug deal, which would make her a zero) I would likely not want to date her, but I’d like to have intercourse with her. That would be swell. Plus, I don't have to heart to rip a widow.
Rob	6	I guess it's goin ok. We have a young widower with at least one kid. Already I doubt that I am capable for this woman. She seems to indicate that she has some interests but there really isn't anything concrete. She spends half her ad talking about her picture and gives some generalizations.At least she has a release in poetry so she gets some points for having some artistic aspects to her personality. In her picture she doesn't really do much for me. She looks quite nice though, I'm not big on the hair. It's ok but, it just kind of bothers me. I'll throw out a 6 for this one.
Scott	3	Look at this girl, she can enlarge her head with simply a smile. Maybe its me (and I'm sure it probably is) but, DAMN this girls head looks freaking HUGE in the second picture. I mean we went from "Nice looking girl I wish I could see her face a little better." To "Dear Lord, her noggin is doubling in size by the minute." This chick could go out on Halloween as Tweety Bird by only applying the color yellow to her skin. This one doesn't cut it for me. I'm sure I would do her but she would be a non-claimer in my book. Which gives her an overall 3 for my rating.
Steph	6	WIDOWED?!! Good god, she's only 26! Well, maybe she accidentally selected the wrong status. I find it hard to believe she widowed, but I suppose it could happen. I would do her, but just to find out what the hell happened to her husband. Once I got that info, I'd shove her out of the bed and tell her not to let the door hit her in the ass on her way out. She's got a cute face and body. I like both photos, but she's got kids and that's a big fat strike against her. She keeps saying how "laid back" she is and mixing that with poetry writing worries me. Why are there so many chicks that put down poetry as one of their interests? As if THIS will entice a man. Don't they know that what entices a man is between their legs? As Scott says, if a man had a vagina on his back, some guy would fuck it. End of story. I don't get the feeling there's much to this one. I think she's got cotton for a brain. To use one of Kevin's colloquialisms: She's just not funky enough for me. All I can give her is some big dong strap on lovin' and a 6.
Average	5.98	Flippy Hair!!! Okay, so that's just a big deal to me... -Kevin

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