this is my year

I'm divorced and just looking for a friend. I don't need a new father for my girls, they have their own. I am emotionally, mentally and financially independent, but I am willing to share my time with someone special. If in due time it develops into something, fine and if not, that's ok too. I don't want to pick up someone at a club, so I thought the internet, go figure....Do you want to chat?

About Her

Age: 32 ( Capricorn )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status: Divorced
Ethnicity: Hispanic/Latino
Hair: Dark brown hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 3'', average body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works full-time, $50,000 to $74,999 income
Profession: Medical / Health Services
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: attends services monthly
Political Views: Middle of the road
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: Yes - at home full-time
Wants Kids: doesn't want more
Groups: Single Parent
Interests: Arts & Crafts · Dining · Family · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Reading · Sports · Theater · Travel

May 11th, 2003

Scott	8	It’s been a while but we finally got a chick worth rating. She is a little older and shorter than I am but I could live with that. She has nice big eyes and the big brown eyebrows I find strange yet very sexy.Yeah I know she's got a little peach fuzz on her face but older women have that so no big deal. I like the fact that she tells you out right that she's not looking for a father for her children. Which tells me that all she wants you for is a nasty sex slave, and that I can dig. I see that she doesn't have any teeth so I would probably just take her out for ice cream on the first date or maybe to an "All you can eat Buffet" so she could eat alot of pudding. My one problem with the ad is I hate people that put a picture of them and someone else up for a singles ad. Listen chick you sold me on the erotic green skin I don't want to see you and your mother hanging out together. It's great that you two get along but please leave your mom at home. Hispanic? Sorry dear your mother looks Hispanic but you really don't. To me she looks to be, maybe French. I have a feeling that this lady might be adopted and not even know it. Overall I must say it’s nice to have someone that is slightly different on "Rate this Chick." I must take off a couple of points for her having "Mom" in the picture with her but other than that she gets a better than normal rating of 8.
Steph	6	Problem number one with this chick is that she looks like Oscar the Grouch. Oh, wait a minute, she's on the left. Jesus, any dumb ass who puts a photo of herself with a Sesame Street muppet on a personals ad is begging to be made fun of. I see guys of the same dumb ass level as her responding to this ad. She's average in looks, but has children. I think I'll pass on this one and give her a 6.
Pump	6	I hope the title wasn't inspired from some drunken Anthony Robbins nightmare. That frightens me a bit, but not as much as the Halloween Oscar the Grouch photo. I can see someone taking this pic for an occasion perhaps... But by NO means should it be used to entice people who would potentially take you as a mate. She's a few years older, but from what I can see, I would probably throw her a bone. That is where I would end it with her. Kids are bad. Kids with people I myself would date are worse. If that's your thing, then that is your thing. Final Score: 6 Just an average broad who seemingly is normal, but toting a few too many mom-bombs for my tastes.
Kevin	3	What is it about women that say they are just looking for a "friend" on internet personals? Join a fucking quilting bee if you want "friends"! Funny that you're looking for a dude with something that hangs between his legs for friendship, and yet you seek to deny him what you want... SEX!!! I appreciate the family photo she put up here, I'm surprised that Oscar would be photographed with his long lost sister. But seriously, the shitty "Mom-do" hairstyle, razor-thin lips, jacked-up grill and, well frankly everything we don't see, scares me to death. The sad thing is that this may be her only shot at finding someone to hook up with, so good luck with your search and all, but it seems like she's got more important things to worry about than looking for new "friends".
Steve	?	Dirk-O-Meter Rating: Goth-a-Palooza! YES! WOW! This is the hottest chick yet! I don't know if its the bushy eybrows or the green fur that turn me on more! If making out in a garbage can ISN'T fetish then what the hell is! And...wait a second...OH Hell! I have just been informed that the hot green haired chick is NOT who we are rating. Um......well all in all the other chick is kinda boring. I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her in the ass 6 times, but I would be thinking about the green haired hottie while I did it.
Rob	4	Well, the muppet looks pretty hot. Just kidding. Seriously, I hope that's not one of her children... or her ex. Sometimes I wonder how people choose their photos to represent them. Maybe it's that theory about putting yourself next to something ugly to make yourself look more beautiful? Oh well. While she does seem to possess a healthy, positive attitude, she really doesn't tell you much about herself beyond the usual. I suppose she figures most of that will be done in the "chat" phase of the relationship. Sorry, I'm not much for the chatting. Overall she has a fair amount of positive qualities. It's just there is very little that attracts me. Today the muppets sing the praises of the number 4.
Eddie	5	Seems like a fairly sane person. From looking at the picture and seeing the company that she keeps you can see that any of the Couch Pirates could have a shot at this one. If I was stuck on Sesame Street with just her and The grouch, I would make out with the Grouch. Anyway, five is the number of the day here, for not being stupid but not being attractive either. EDd
Carey	5	Okay here is how it is. This female seems to have her act together. She is not my type, but at least she is raising her girls, and doing what she needs to do to get things done. But the thing I don't care much for is the fact that she put a Christian like she is at every sermon, every time they have it, but right after that she puts "attends services monthly". I mean come on, either you go or you don't go. I'm not saying that you have to attend services to be a good Christian, but give me a break, how much difference does once a month really make? I'll bet she only goes when her ex doesn't have the kids. So in other words, she is doing a good thing for her kids, but she really doesn't set a good example if she only goes once a month. I'll give her a 5, but that is because she is trying to be a good mother.
Jim	3	Well, my first thought was "Hey she's not bad for an average chick." She makes good money, fairly attractive, doesn't want to hang around night clubs to get laid. It looks like she hangs around Toys R Us to pick up guys. She doesn't smoke and that's always a plus in my book. . .but seeing her photo with her ex-husband, Man, I just don't think I could ever go where that's been, so I'll give her a 3 just cause she's not a complete skank and makes good money. She makes me wonder what her kids look like. Are they green and fuzzy too? I gotta say her taste in men kinda scares me.
Average	5	I think we've discovered that many of the Couch Pirates secrectly pine for Muppet fuzz!

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