Hot-Black-Beauty

I am a very pretty black woman and I work very hard to stay that way. I want children ,,a home and a husband who will love me in and out of bed. There is a catch. I am no angel. I am presently in prison and will expect the man who want to win me to come visit..write and if....we get serious . marry me.I want to start fresh and my man must love me and respect me enough to help me leave the past.

About Her

Age: 24 ( Cancer )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: African American (black)
Hair: Black hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 5'', athletic body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works part-time, less than $24,999 income
Profession: Other
Religion: Christian
Religious Services: attends services weekly
Political Views: Middle of the road
Smoking: Smokes occasionally
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: wants some
Groups: College Student
Interests: Dancing · Dining · Family · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Reading · Sports · Travel

May 18th, 2003

Scott	4	"Hot Black Beauty." Well only one of those things is right. I'm sure Dave will give her a great rating since he tends to like these kind of ladies. My rating is a 2 in the looks department and a 6 in the ad department. Although I don't like anything she has to say at least she sounds like she is being honest. Hell she even tells us she is in jail. That will take she overall rating to a 4.
Steph	2	Aaaaahhhhhh! Hot, black, jailbait booty-call! Dave and I get to fight over this one. This chick is in jail. Need I say more? Yeah, I would probably do this briquette, but only anally and in a crack house on a soiled mattress infested with fleas. I'm sure that's where she's being photographed. Jesus, could somebody Photoshop out that fucked up mess of a background she's standing in? Christ, that's nasty. And what is that white shit all over the floor? Must be the loose meth rocks that fell off the pile as they transported them from the drying room. She probably tells people it's candle wax from her BD/SM parties. It surprises me that she DOESN'T have children yet. I'm going to have to rate this chick in Scott's fashion. She gets a 7 for looks, but a -5 for being in jail AND the crack house backdrop. Final score: 2
Pump	2	Yabbita-Yabbita-Yabbita... PRISON!!! No thank you. She also said the "M" word, marriage. I'm not sure which frightens me more. Either way, I don't think she is quite what I am looking for. By the way, what is up with that shit on the floor? Was she running a meth lab? She does have a pager... Final Score: 2 She's not butt-ugly, so I bumped it up.
Kevin	3	I can't help but think of "Caged Heat" or some other prison epic when I read this. What exactly is the obsession with women in prison? I mean 500 women, all in one place, sleeping and showering together, craving each other and wishing for a guy, ANY GUY, to come along and give them the 'ol high hard one... okay, actually I'm beginning to see some positive things here. However, any chick that advertises that she is "very pretty" and doesn't have the goods to back it up is conceited (for no reason) and insufferable. Plus, the fact is, that this prison chick is even more unavailable than the normal chick. Fuck conjugal visits, baby! I want my chicks like Pay-Per-View... ON DEMAND.
Steve	?	Dirk-O-Meter Rating: OH YEA!!!!! WOW! Let me get this straight....She is looking for a man as soon as she is out of PRISON?! That is like getting all the stamps on your Subway club card baby, cause she will let you do ANYTHING for a taste of the sweet man love she has been without for so very long! Now I know you are asking yourself "Gee, I wonder what she did to get in Jail?" Let's be honest if you are crusing the net for ass this is as honest as it gets, I mean you KNOW she has a record! Plus since she is fresh out of the Big House she won't feel dirty if you ask for angry butt sex on date one. Hell she will probably get mad if you don't.
Eddie	2	NOT A WOMAN... let alone a pretty one. She was right about one thing... She is black. She has the balls to admit she is in prison. heck, she probably just has balls period. All I have to say is this is why our prison system is a failure. People sit around and play on the INTERNET all day looking for Mr. right. I give this she-male a 2, for obvious reasons..
Carey	4.2	Let me tell you, this is what I always look for when I read a wanted ad. ( I am in prison right now). I mean, is that a pick up line or what? NOT! What kind of Jackass would even reply to this girl? What would you tell your friends, and kids? Well, we met when she was in prison. I am kind of thinking no. But anyway, I will admit she is a little attractive, but I would just be afraid that she got a little too use to the "muff" while she was on her vacation in the big house. I also didn't know they let you drink in prison, but oh well. I will give her a 3. 2 For the good laugh, and 1 for the nerve to put this on here while you are in prison. For some reason that just blows my mind.
Average	2.8	Uhmm... no.

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