I am a very pretty black woman and I work
very hard to stay that way. I want children ,,a home and a husband
who will love me in and out of bed. There is a catch. I am no
angel. I am presently in prison and will expect the man who want
to win me to come visit..write and if....we get serious . marry
me.I want to start fresh and my man must love me and respect
me enough to help me leave the past.
Age: 24 ( Cancer )
Looking for: Committed · Just Dating · Friends
Marital Status: Single
Ethnicity: African American (black)
Hair: Black hair
Eyes: brown eyes
Body Type: 5' 5'', athletic body
Education: Some College
Employment: Works part-time, less than $24,999 income
Religious Services: attends services weekly
Political Views: Middle of the road
Smoking: Smokes occasionally
Drinking: Drinks occasionally
Kids: No kids
Wants Kids: wants some
Groups: College Student
Interests: Dancing · Dining · Family · Movies
· Music · Outdoor Activities · Reading ·
Sports · Travel
May 18th, 2003
Check out all the past
Rate This Chick candidates in the Archives section.
"Hot Black Beauty." Well only one of those things is
right. I'm sure
Dave will give her a great rating since he tends to like these
ladies. My rating is a 2 in the looks department and a 6 in the
Although I don't like anything she has to say at least she sounds
like she is
being honest. Hell she even tells us she is in jail. That will
overall rating to a 4.
Aaaaahhhhhh! Hot, black, jailbait booty-call! Dave and I get
over this one.
This chick is in jail. Need I say more? Yeah, I would probably
briquette, but only anally and in a crack house on a soiled mattress
infested with fleas. I'm sure that's where she's being photographed.
Jesus, could somebody Photoshop out that fucked up mess of a
standing in? Christ, that's nasty.
And what is that white shit all over the floor? Must be the
rocks that fell off the pile as they transported them from the
She probably tells people it's candle wax from her BD/SM parties.
It surprises me that she DOESN'T have children yet. I'm going
to rate this chick in Scott's fashion. She gets a 7 for looks,
but a -5
for being in jail AND the crack house backdrop.
Final score: 2
Yabbita-Yabbita-Yabbita... PRISON!!! No thank you.
She also said the "M" word, marriage. I'm not sure
which frightens me more. Either way, I don't think
she is quite what I am looking for.
By the way, what is up with that shit on the floor?
Was she running a meth lab? She does have a pager...
Final Score: 2 She's not butt-ugly, so I bumped it
I can't help but think of "Caged Heat" or some other
prison epic when I read this. What exactly is the obsession with
women in prison? I mean 500 women, all in one place, sleeping
and showering together, craving each other and wishing for a
guy, ANY GUY, to come along and give them the 'ol high hard one...
okay, actually I'm beginning to see some positive things here.
However, any chick that advertises that she is "very
pretty" and doesn't have the goods to back it up is conceited
(for no reason) and insufferable. Plus, the fact is, that this
prison chick is even more unavailable than the normal chick.
Fuck conjugal visits, baby! I want my chicks like Pay-Per-View...
Dirk-O-Meter Rating: OH YEA!!!!!
WOW! Let me get this straight....She is looking for a man
as soon as
she is out of PRISON?! That is like getting all the stamps on
club card baby, cause she will let you do ANYTHING for a taste
sweet man love she has been without for so very long! Now I know
asking yourself "Gee, I wonder what she did to get in Jail?"
Let's be honest if you are crusing the net for ass this is as
it gets, I mean you KNOW she has a record!
Plus since she is fresh out of the Big House she won't feel dirty
you ask for angry butt sex on date one. Hell she will probably
get mad if
NOT A WOMAN... let alone a pretty one. She was right about one
She is black. She has the balls to admit she is in prison. heck,
probably just has balls period. All I have to say is this is
prison system is a failure. People sit around and play on the
all day looking for Mr. right. I give this she-male a 2, for
Let me tell you, this is what I always look for when I read a
( I am in prison right now). I mean, is that a pick up line or
NOT! What kind of Jackass would even reply to this girl? What
tell your friends, and kids? Well, we met when she was in prison.
kind of thinking no. But anyway, I will admit she is a little
but I would just be afraid that she got a little too use to the
while she was on her vacation in the big house. I also didn't
let you drink in prison, but oh well. I will give her a 3. 2
good laugh, and 1 for the nerve to put this on here while you
prison. For some reason that just blows my mind.
The Couch Pirates get a kick
out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing
notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect
woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own
tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on
a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks
the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. Dirk is
Kevin's middle name and Steve has a theory that the Dirk half
of Kevin is evil (it is). If you would like to send us your own
ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as
well. Send the ad and a small picture to firstname.lastname@example.org.