something
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Hummm
... Ok ... Me ... I am the oldest of four children
... and the only girl so yeah i do have ... just a
bit of the princess complex ... although with the
right medication i am able to at least appear like
a completely sweet and rational woman ... that is
... until ...the second dateIn constant motion climbing
to the next level...not so quickly as to forget the
moment ... knows what he wants and has a plan as to
how hes going to get it ... a risk taker who walks
the fine line when there is not to much at stake ....
someone who inspires me to laugh and think beyond
myself Someone who is Brilliant, intuitive articulate,
persuasive, confident,honest charismatic, passionate,
sensual, dominant masculine, empathetic, grounded,
fiery, spiritual, moderately domesticated, empowered
and accountable
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July
12, 2004
About Her
Age:
29
Marital
Status: Single - never married
Body
Type: Average
Height:
5' 4"
Eyes:
Blue
Hair:
Dark Brown
Ethnicity:
Other
Sense
of Humor: I'll tell you later
Social
Setting: I'll tell you later
TV
Watching: I'll tell you later
Smoking:
Smokes occasionally
Drinking:
Drinks socially
Living
Situation: I'll tell you later
Have
Kids: Yes - at home part-time
Want
(more) kids: Not sure
Education:
I'll tell you later
Employment
Status: Part-time
Occupation:
Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate
Income:
I'll tell you later
Religion:
Other
Attend
Services: Rarely
Political
Views: I'll tell you later
Astrology:
Libra
Languages:
I'll tell you later
Interests:
Dining, Family, Movies, Listening to Music, Photography,
Religion / Spirituality, Travel
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| Scott |
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2
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Dream
on little princess, dream on.
This
one is a headcase. Do not, I repeat do not do this
chick. Doing crazy ass chicks is a big no no. Stay
away, far away. I will give some points for telling
us how crazy she is up front.
Now lets
put aside how crazy she is for a moment and tell
me if she has set her bar to high for a mate? She
has, and its higher then she'll ever be able to
get.
Overall
Rating: 2
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| Steph |
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5
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| Jesus
christ, Kevin! Where'd you find this psycho? Kids
and never been married? Translation: I put out on
the first date, but am too stupid to use protection.
At least she admits to personality altering medication.
I can't believe she only works part-time and actually
admits that. She's probably living on child support
from her previous victim.
I'm betting she's got a severely fucked up past,
because her brothers all gave her the anal probe
as their rite of passage into puberty.
Her description of her prospective "mate"
is a little scary. Sounds like she wants a sugar
daddy who's a Wall Street roller. I don't think
"grounded" and "fiery" should
be listed as what you want all in the same person.
Sounds contradictory to me, but hey, I'm not insane
like her.
She's cute, but there are red flags all around and
they tell me to stay the hell away. I'll pass on
this one.
Clam Slam rating: 5
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| Pump |
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0
(-3)
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| She
tells us very little in her stats, which is never
good. We can discern that there is child(ren)
present, which is never good either. We can however
tell that she is indeed a fucking moron. You know
damned good and well this broad buys the organic
vegetables and makes damned sure YOU know it. Thing
is, I bet she'll let you fill her colon with man-love.
That's not so bad, as long as she never learns your
real address and where the payphone is that you
call
her from.
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| Eddie |
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0
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| Something
about this girl bugs me. Not sure what it is but I
don't care
for her. In two out of the three pics she has rosey
red cheeks and in
all three she has pale white skin. She also did not
spend much time
telling us about herself and spent a lot of time telling
us what she
wanted in a man. So, I think I will give her 0 for
the nuber of reasons
I can come up with to actually hate her. However,
I do hate her.
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| Kevin |
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5
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Period
Use a
period to end a complete sentence. A sentence is
a group of words containing a subject and predicate.
In British English a period is called a 'full stop'.
Examples:
"Our
educational system is in deep shit as evidenced
by the lack of proper punctuation in this chick's
profile."
or
"I
wouldn't mind if this chick sucked vigorously on
my happy pole."
An ellipsis
(three periods) is used to show that one or more
words have been omitted in a quotation.
"Think
of how stupid the average person is... and realize
half of them are stupider than that."
-George
Carlin
An ellipsis
also may be used to indicate a pause.
"While
I find this chick attractive... she smokes too much...
has far too many rug rats... uses the "p"
word (princess)... and irritates me with her punctuation
and spelling... however... she uses the words "passionate,
dominant, masculine and empowered" which suggests
that she's looking for a good spanking... so, I'd
be glad to help her by spanking all that princess
bullshit out of her."
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| Rob |
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5
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| something
diffrent? I suppose that's a different spelling of
different. Maybe she did it to be different or alternative.
Her own words are interesting or "intresting"
if you prefer or "prfer." I'm sort of lost
on this one. The stream of consciousness writing is
kind of nice, albeit a little scary. A princess, followed
by a need for medication, and lower case "i"s
sends all sorts of red flags up. Her pics are nice
but, again, there seems to be something a little scary
about her. Maybe it's the eyes. I think this chick
is inviting but, but I think there are few too many
warning signs. |
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Steve |
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Dirk-O-Meter Rating: Leave the mask on and I am
in!
Wow. This chick is looking for 1 thing and 1 thing
only.
A MAN THAT WANTS TO SWING!!!!
You can tell she is looking for a dude with enough
friends to come over and make her "air tight"
In her own words:
In constant motion climbing to the next level...not
so quickly as to
forget the moment ... knows what he wants and has
a plan as to how hes
going to get it ... a risk taker who walks the fine
line when there is
not to much at stake .... someone who inspires me
to laugh and think
beyond myself
Jesus
Christ! What issue of Penthouse letters did she
copy this crap from.
She would be good for hot hiney lovin', but you
wouldn't admit that you know her to anyone.
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| Average |
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-
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Waiting on Jim, but he's usually one of the first
to get his rating in, so let's cut him some slack! |
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