Nerdess Seeks Sexy Philosopher
I like to ask questions that sometimes
don't have answers. I make mistakes. I have found
the ability to laugh at myself; out loud if necessary.
I like to watch people. I am artistic, witty, and
intuitive. I'm sometimes very naughty. I love music
and art. I like to dance. I like to organize the
occasional music event or grass roots political
event. I am passionate about politics. My sense
of humor is sarcastic or goofy depending on my mood.
I have well proportioned, voluptuous curves. I am
sensual and poetic, yet serious and analytical.
And though I feel secure on my own, I have to admit
I really miss having someone special. My _perfect_
man... Must be real. Must make mistakes often. Must
know how to make up for the mistakes too. Must be
sensitive. Must be a thinker. Must ask questions.
Must have piercing eyes. Must be taller than 5'9".
Must be sensual. Must snuggle. Must demonstrate
brains. Must laugh. Must be silly. Must be serious.
Must adore me just the way I am. Must like my cat.
Must like to give and get suprises. Must like spy
missions. Must get it. All others need not apply!
many of you ladies out there have the stones to submit
your profile to The Couch Pirates and walk the plank
of Rate This Chick?
been receiving multiple applications lately and so,
to make it easier we've now got an online application.
can't promise to be nice (some of us probably will)
but we can promise to be honest.
also promise to send you a banner, declaring that
you were rated by the Couch Pirates, we'll eventually
post you in the archives section (for everyone to
see, for all time) and we'll be glad to plug any site
or upcomming event you have (blog, porn business,
Status: Single - never married
of Humor: Clever / Quick Witted
Setting: Social Butterfly
(more) kids: Not sure
Artistic / Musical / Writer
I'll tell you later
Views: Very liberal
Arts, Community Service, Dancing, Dining, Family, Movies,
Listening to Music, Outdoor Activities, Photography, Reading,
Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Computers
/ Internet, Crafts, Playing Music, Health/Fitness
are alot of things I hate about this chick. No way
would I do this crazy bitch, she seems more up Steve's
alley. That guy loves to ride the Crazy Train about
once a year. Below are the things that bothered
me the most and my comments.
of Humor: Clever / Quick Witted
Which means she is a saucy cunt the must always
get the last word, probably will get you into fights.
It’s a great excuse to eat and set.
This means you must take a shower once you get back
to your home because her place is smells like a
Bingo Hall on a Saturday Night.
Artistic / Musical / Writer
She's a broke hippie chick that's trying to make
it in the "Art World", with her painted
Dining, Outdoor Activities, Travel, Cooking, Health/Fitness
the same order: She loves to eat, She'll go outside
to eat, She'll drive for food, She'll cook it and
eat it, and Nope she'll never do that.
Rating: 2 (Only because she has the balls to put
her fat ass up and out there for the world to laugh
two photos are some of the worst. I can't even tell
that this is the same chick. First of all, translation:
voluptuous = lard ass. I'm sure that she's heavier
in real life now than she was in these photos 8
mind what she says about herself, but she gets rather
demanding when she describes her hopes in a man.
I mean really, what woman DOESN'T know that men
don't snuggle? Okay, except for Kevin, but he doesn't
count. Women always hope for the snuggle thing in
men, but it ain't there. Get over it.
in the first photo looks like she should be one
of the characters in Tim Burton's Nightmare Before
Christmas movie. Kinda weird with the glow of the
computer illuminating her face. Why would you take
a photo like that and post it on an ad?
I would do this chick based on these strange photos,
but I wouldn't tell anyone about it.
Slam rating: 6
her personality isn't the worst I've ever seen
on here. But the "very liberal" response
into the bottom 10% of the broads we put on here.
Maybe the only advantage of being with her is that
know that your razors won't end up in the bathtub.
Chicks this crazy NEVER shave. That, and you might
able to make sweet hiney love to her. If you convince
her that banning sodomy was an evil conservative
agenda to undermine Peruvian economic progress,
are IN. But beware... The days of a beautiful bacon
mornings are over with her, and when daddy don't
pork, daddy leaves.
the two pics the same girl? I'd date her face but
the body would have to wait in the car.
hate your cat and would sooner hit it with my car
than to date you.
this girl a 10... Oh that is mistake. Let me make
up for that by giving you what you deserve. A big
knocked out of contention right off the bat. She
wants someone taller than 5'9", and I'm not.
In some cases that pisses me off (little fucking
girls who are 4'10" and wants someone who looks
DOWN on the Undertaker), but in this case (she's
5'9" herself and not a waif, by any means)
I can understand how she would want someone who
makes her feel protected. Fine.
too bad though. I suspect that I would have liked
this chick more than anyone else here. She's attractive
in a punkish way, she's into music and art and asking
silly questions. I can tell from her delivery that
we'd get along just fine.
into snuggling... I like that a lot!
find one like this who is shorter, or doesn't care
and I'll rate her higher. Much higher.
do believe I am in the "do not apply" section
due to my height, but that's ok with me. While this
chick seems to have a good head on her shoulders,
she also seems to be pretty annoying. An occasional
smoker, who's very liberal and who seems to want to
claim to be this AND that just really annoys me. I'm
sure I could respect her for her variety and passion
but, I'm also sure we would be on different sides
of the fence on many issues. Her "perfect man"
must make mistakes often? Follow that up with many
musts and I'm suddenly very disinterested.
must give two thumbs down on this goofy nerd. Frankly
she is just not that attractive and I don't think
she knows the meaning of voluptuous curves. She says
she is a Christian and one of her hobbies\interests
is spiritual \religion but yet she never attends services.
Not that I give a damn about that but sounds like
most Southern Baptists I know. Y'know a hypocrite.Preaches
one thing but practices another. Actually she says
she is secure but she sounds very insecure to me.
Her man MUST do this and he MUST do that . "Must
be silly. Must be serious" Make up your mind
bitch. Fuck her. I am tellin you guys . . .stay away
from this one. She is trouble in large doses. I think
she is a terrorist bomber. A member of the underground.
I bet she even knows where Osama is hiding. I'll give
her a one for the amount of pounds of C4 I can shove
up her "voluptous"ass before pushing the
By the way I'll do us all a favor and shove a pound
of C4 up her cat's ass too.
Rave on . . .bitch ! ! !
Okay Jim, we're calling the CIA and telling them that
we've found the person who knows where Osama is...
but if they're mad, we're sending them to see YOU.