Scott

I like the look of this chick; she's a cutie pie. She is very vague in the religion and smoking parts of the ad, butI it's not a deal breaker yet.

She enjoys, "hiking, dancing competitively, reading, painting and doing anything wild and crazy. If you can't kill yourself doing it...it isn't worth doing...so I love a thrill....Skydiving anyone?"

Why do get the feeling she wouldn't enjoy eating at Bob’s Barbecue, some Heroclix playing, and a little NCAA College Football 2005 on the PS2? Look I know I will die probably by choking on a slice of pizza, why should I go out of my way just for a thrill now? You want some thrills baby come on over and let Scotty boy give your sweet spot a tongue lashing or better yet lets lube up that hot little dance-happy ass of yours up and let me give you the butt-jam of your life.

This chick seems fairly honest in the parts of the ad she answered and pretty down to earth overall. She told you up front she is busy and that’s a good thing for us guys that have friends. She is very attractive too. Now while I don't think she would care for my inactive chubby hiney I would not only do this chick she would be a claimer and a girl I would date, that is if she doesn’t smoke. I hate smokers unless the brand of she likes to smoke is "MY COCK 100's, great smooth flavor without the tar taste".

Overall Rating: 8

Steph 

This chick's kinda cute. I like the reddish blonde hair. Very pretty. Yes, I would do her. However, it would have to be quick, as she says she is very busy. She's a bit cynical as she writes in her ad that these things all sound like job descriptions or she has nothing to lose.

She's flirty, but has no kids. That's a good thing. Mentioning what your mom told you to watch out for is not. And dancing competitively doesn't equal wild and crazy, I'm sorry to inform her.

She just sounds bored. She's working and going to school and is bored with both so she's looking for a thrill. I think I can fill that bill.

Clam Slam rating: 8

Pump 

Erggggh... Don't want to dance, but would like to
shag her shitpipe. I don't know about some of the
things she says. I will say this for her, she doesn't
sound *crazy*. Flaky perhaps, but not crazy. Another
thing in her favor, she is hotter than Rosie
O'Donnell's inner thigh after a one mile fun run. I
WOULD. I feel with a few Kamikazes and some keg beer,
she would let you give her a rub. At least, that's
what my rating is based on.

Kevin 

There is no fucking way that I'm getting in an airplane and jumping out of it... unless the plane is going down already! I have enough bad luck without putting my life in the hands of silk threads and fate. I don't care if she does that shit though; I'll meet her on the ground.

I certainly don't mind dancing, or anything else she mentions, in fact, it does seem that she is well balanced and that's a good start. I also really like this girl's look. She's hot without being too obvious about it.

Anytime a chick uses the phrase "tall, dark and handsome" I start looking elsewhere, because none of that describes me. I also get the impression that she wouldn't pass the geek test, which is essential for a girl that I'm going to date. This is a normal girl who scores higher than normal with me because she seems to be sane, has goals and is hot.

Steve