BLACK MEN ONLY

 

 

Tell Us About Yourself:

My ultimate goal is meeting an intellegent black man until GOD sends me a chocolate soulmate. I am very open minded about relationships, yet I know what I will accept and not accept in a man. Hopefully someone who can challenge my mind and teach me something in the meantime. I really do not like to waste my time on drama. I like to have fun no matter where I am, and need someone who can get along with anyone at any time.

How many of you ladies out there have the stones to submit your profile to The Couch Pirates and walk the plank of Rate This Chick?

We've been receiving multiple applications lately and so, to make it easier we've now got an online application.

We can't promise to be nice (some of us probably will) but we can promise to be honest.

We'll also promise to send you a banner, declaring that you were rated by the Couch Pirates, we'll eventually post you in the archives section (for everyone to see, for all time) and we'll be glad to plug any site or upcomming event you have (blog, porn business, excommunication, whatever).

Interested? Apply here.

 

 

September 19, 2004

 About Her

Age: 32

Marital Status: Single - never married

Body Type: Thick

Height: 5' 5"

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)

Sense of Humor: Clever / Quick Witted

Social Setting: Social Butterfly, Flirt

TV Watching: Sports Nut, Dramas, Movies, Documentaries

Smoking: Doesn't smoke

Drinking: Doesn't drink

Living Situation: Alone

Have Kids: No

Want (more) kids: Yes

Education: College Grad

Employment Status: Full-time

Occupation: Politics / Government / Military

Income: $35,000 to $49,999

Religion: Christian / Other

Attend Services: Weekly

Political Views: I'll tell you later

Astrology: Aquarius

Languages: English, Spanish

Interests: Dancing, Dining, Family, Movies, Listening to Music, Outdoor Activities, Religion / Spirituality, Watching Sports, Travel, Cooking, Television, Playing Music, Playing Sports, Health/Fitness

 

 Scott

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Why oh why do fat blonde white chicks want "BLACK MEN ONLY". If I was a "Black Man" this would offend me or does it say somewhere all black men love fat blond white chicks. I hope fat blond black chicks don't think that I want them. Now Serena Williams, I'll take that blond bombshell in a heartbeat.

My point is this: men love chicks and we like different shapes, sizes, and colors. But that doesn't mean you can weigh 800 lbs. and we'll still fuck you. Good gawd woman put down the Ho-Ho's and go out for a walk. Right now you’re a fat ass you shouldn't be picky, if a blue guy wanted to pound your flab you should be happy. Drop a good fifty off your gut, then be picky about what color of man you want.

Overall Rating: 1

Steph 

0

Not only no, but HELL NO!! I base this decision on 2 items alone.
"BLACK MEN ONLY" and her 'fro photo.

Clam slam rating: 0

Pump 

0.1

Will she date me? I'm half black, but just from the
waist down.

Eddie

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Kevin 

1

Holy fucking nuts!

How unusual-a rotund white slut, looking exclusively for jungle love.

Good luck with that hair, sister!

Rob 

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Steve 

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Jim 

3

You sleazy ho. I guess you think only black men have big dicks? It seems to me that you were just born the wrong color. You look like an absolute fool in that stupid afro wig. Have you tried putting on any black 'makeup to make yourself any more black than you are? A blue eyed blond that wants to be black. Is this a crazy mixed up world or what???

The fact that you actually want to breed is a scary thought in itself. All we need is more mixed breed fatherless children running around with moms on welfare. Thankfully you seem to be gainfully employed. And hopefully you can find that one chocolate soulmate in a million that will put up with your fat ass. But don't hold your breath.

If in fact you can ever find your one in a million chocolate soul man that will stay loyal to you then power to you. Otherwise you will have to just settle on your ultimate goal of meeting an intelligent black man. I know a few of them myself and I am sure they would be delighted to give your box a good bangin' but they would surely wear rubbers cuz they don't want to create any more mixed breed fatherless children running around with moms on welfare either. Keep your eyes open and your legs spread cuz I feel positive some soul man will cum along for you. I give her a three for the amount of holes that can be filled with a chocolate soul man at one time. Sleazbag
RAVE ON !!!

 

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