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Tell
Us About Yourself:
I would descibe myself and being very outgoing,
fun, can be wild, fun to get to know, full of surprises
and there's never a dull moment. Meaning i can make
watching paint dry exciting! I love to have fun
and enjoy life in as many ways as possible. My friends
say that im very honest and a great person to talk
to, i can keep a great conversation and you just
might have to tell me to shut up lol! Im very upbeat
and I always have a lot of energy, but I do also
like to chill and cuddle...I love to cuddle! I like
to show affection and to get it in return its just
a way of showing me you care. Im basically looking
for someone on the same level as me with some of
the same interest. Im not into playing games thats
just not me at all in fact thats one of my dislikes,
playing games and lying its just not good at all
its just time to grow out of that. So if you've
enjoyed what you've read get at me somehow!...kisses
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Feb
13, 2005
About Her
Age:
18
Marital Status: Single - never married
Body Type: Athletic
Height: 5' 9"
Eyes: Brown
Hair: I'll tell you later
Ethnicity: African American (black)
Sense of Humor: Friendly, Clever / Quick Witted, Dry / Sarcastic,
Goofy
Social Setting: The life of the party, Flirt, Comic Relief
TV Watching: Sports Nut, Movies
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: I'll tell you later
Living Situation: With parents, Family and friends visit
often
Have Kids: No
Want (more) kids: Yes
Education: I'll tell you later
Employment Status: Part-time
Occupation: I'll tell you later
Income: I'll tell you later
Religion: I'll tell you later
Attend Services: I'll tell you later
Political Views: Middle of the road
Astrology: Aries
Languages: English, German
Interests: Dancing, Dining, Movies, Listening to Music,
Outdoor
Activities, Reading, Watching Sports, Travel, Playing Sports
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We
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We'll
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| Scott |
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7
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Damn
baby, give me some of that brown sugar sweetness.
I love this Carmel colored cutie; she has
a very hot
body and a beautiful face. I don't care for
the
picture with the Coco-Puffs on her head but
I would
deal with it. She very young, but very legal
which
means, "Yes I would".
Honey
if your reading this email me I would love
to
undress that tight body and then shower you
with my
bologna glaze like you're a donut on a Krispy
Kreme
conveyor belt. She has some things wrong with
her, but
so do I.
Overall
Rating: 7
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| Steph |
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8
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| Yes,
I can handle Ms. Peaches. In fact, I'd like
to handle her
chocolate starfish and toss its salad.
This
lil sistah still lives with her parents and
has family/friends
that visit often. That's a big strike against
her, but hey, she's 18. No
kids, no smoking, those are all good.
Yes,
I'd bang her, but not bring her home. She
might just never leave.
Clam
Slam rating: 8
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| Pump |
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8.8
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| YES!!!
Sign me up. Middle of the road political
views, no kids, red hot titties... I LIKES!!!
Time
for little cream in the coffee. Yeah, I went
cliche'.
RATING:
8.8 (can't be 10 since she wants kids... my
secret vasectomy will cure that one)
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| Kevin |
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7
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| This
chick has a fairly tight profile for an 18 year
old. There are chicks twice her age that can't
spell, or complete a coherent thought. She doesn't
say a lot in her ad besides the fact that she's
into cuddling, probably the last thing on an
18 year old boy's mind (or 40 year old boys).
I like cuddling fine but there better be something
going on before or after cuddling, or you can
kiss my ass.
I
think Ms. Peaches is actually pretty hot and
I wouldn't mind some dark chocolate for Valentine's
Day.
If
she had more to say about her interests and
less to say about not shutting up, I'd give
her a higher score.
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| Rob |
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6
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| Okay,
she needs to learn proper grammer. She has
a real problem with
restating what she's already said once in
the sentence. However, I guess
if she can make watching paint dry exciting
then... actually, that
might be a cool thing. Imagine how cheap a
date she would be. "So dude,
where you taking your girl on Valentine's
day?" "Ah, I figure we'd go to
that building down the street and watch the
paint dry." I will say that
she is pretty nice on the eyes.(with the exception
of the Ms. Peaches
pic) For the ad she gets a 4, for the pics
an 8. After the math she
comes in with a 6. |
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Eddie |
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0
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| First,
and I say this full well know it makes me
sound like a red-neck
racist, she is just too black for me. Second,
she is obviously needy
and in to being shown all kinds of affection.
These girls are the
worst. Always looking to be affirmed in their
love. Needing to
be "cuddled" with. Uhhh, that's
too much work for me. So, in closing.
No, I can not handle it. I give this girl
a 0 for the number times I
want to see her face again... That last picture
gave me chills.
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| Jim |
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8
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| I
think in her top photo she is strikingly beautiful
and very attractive but in the other photos
she looks like she is from the ghetto and in
the other a ho down on her luck for the night.
And I am not even sure what I think about the
Ms.Peaches photo. Could that possibly be a pic
from Middle School???
At only 18 years old she has her whole life
to meet guys so why is she trying the internet?
She seems pretty enough to attract enough studs
she shouldn't need the internet.
She really doesn't say a whole lot about herself
but as pretty as she is I would like to "cuddle"
with her and maybe even watch some paint dry.
Maybe I could get her to pose for my camera
sometime. I have this really cool old Polaroid.
I'll have to give this Sweet Soul Sister an
8.
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Damn
Scott! "Coco Puffs"? Oh no you didn't!
-Kevin
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