Atropos |
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Tell
Us About Yourself:
I'm
22 years old and stuck in Ohio....I figure living
here is some sort of punishment for all the hell
I raised while growing up. In high school, I won
the award for "Teachers Worst Nightmare"...
so I got bad karma coming back to me in the form
of living in one of the most boring locations on
earth...next to Salt Lake City.
I have a 2 year college degree that's not doing
me shit, in web design (I swear they are as bad
as fine art degrees now!).
For fun, I read websites like the
Beefboy Rants, and surf for latex porn.
Anything
else?:
This
has to be the most straight up - no BS form I've
ever written about myself. Models have to glam up
their lives to make themselves to be something more
than they are not....I figured I'd offer you guys
the real me - ass scratching, couching surfing,
and all.
Atropos
has her own website and you can visit that here:
www.twisted-ways.com
Plus
you can see a letter from her and some more pictures
in the Pirate's Pub.
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June
5, 2005
About Her
age:
22
body type: Hour glass figure with long curves - full hips,
tight perky breasts - 36,29,36
height: 5'7
ethnicity: white
smoking: only the occasional cigar
drinking: socially
Do I you have kids: 2 step kids... their mother ditched
them with my other half so I'm helping him raise them while
the whore of an ex runs around pulling her stupid shit
Occupation: Model and Promoter
Political Views: It all sucks ass! It doesn't matter who's
been elected, for the most part they are all lairs with
their own objectives. Quit bitching about how we've been
lied to, its the norm! Beyond that....I'm kind of a tree
hugging hippy. I much rather have 1,000,000 animals than
1,000,000 more f*ck tards ....damn the human gene pool is
messed up.
Interests: Hmm, extreme high heels, real corsetry, latex,
the smell of leather, blindfolds, gasmasks, pretty girls...and
taking photos of kinky women. Oh yea, and I love junk food,
comics, Cartoon Network, Star Wars, and anime.
| How
many of you ladies out there have the stones to submit
your personals profile to The Couch Pirates and walk
the plank of Rate This Chick?
We've
been receiving multiple applications lately and so,
to make it easier we've now got an online application.
We
can't promise to be nice (some of us probably will)
but we can promise to be honest.
We'll
also promise to send you a banner, declaring that
you were rated by the Couch Pirates, we'll eventually
post you in the archives section (for everyone to
see, for all time) and we'll be glad to plug any site
or upcomming event you have (blog, porn business,
excommunication, whatever).
Interested?
Apply here. |
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| Scott |
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6
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Okay
you're a freaky chick that I'm sure Kevin
has went nuts over, I'm sure Rob gave you
a nice rating too. I think your very weird,
in ways I'm not. But I'm sure I'm weird in
ways you're not. So with that said you're
probably freaky enough to let me slam you
in your crapper and I'm all up for that.
After
reading your ad again, I bet Kevin has had
blue balls ever since reading it. You like
everything he does! Which means in some odd
way I wouldn't like you, but don't worry I'd
fuck even my most hatest enemy if I thought
she was hot. While your photos are more on
the fetish side I do like them, if you're
ever in Oklahoma, be a doll and marry Kevin.
Next please.
Overall
Rating: 6
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| Steph |
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8
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chick gets extra points for not sending in
some shitty picture
that her uncle took of her in the basement
just before he gives her the
backdoor willie.
She
gives indications that she's actually a bit
normal underneath it
all. While I am not into living the fetish
life, I do enjoy dabbling in
it.
I
would do this chick and would kiss and tell
about it. I give her a 5
overall, add 1 for fetish, 1 for fine photography
and 1 for not being a
complete dipshit.
Clam
Slam rating: 8
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| Pump |
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6
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| Well,
she's not what I would be looking for normally.
I think once she's looked close enough at
a few pay
stubs and figured out where the money is really
going,
she might come around to my side of life.
I can't
really comment on her looks since she appears
as if
she is training for a HAZMAT exercise in space
and we
can't see her face all that well. She does
seem a
little on the nutty side, but then again,
all women
are to some degree. I figure anyone who will
submit
one of theses gets the standard courage bonus.
She
gets a 6. I'd give her a half point or point
higher if I knew she had never made a purchase
at Hot
Topic. |
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| Eddie |
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8
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| I
like this chick. In that "you scare me"
kind of way. She seems
alright, but who doesn't wearing latex and a
face mask. Show me
something more! Ok, that all I really I have.
I give here a 8 for not
sucking as much as the rest of the girls that
we have had to look at
recently.
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| Kevin |
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3
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| Are
you kidding me? I'm not sure if this chick
could be MORE my type.
Latex
Model: Check!
Loves Comics and Anime: Check!
Responsible and Realistic: Check!
Sense of Humor: Check!
A Professed Beefanatic: Check! (Double Check!!)
Smokin' Ass Hot: Check! (Triple Check!!!)
It
all lines up nice and pretty until you get
to this line, "their
mother ditched them with my other half so
I'm helping him raise them"...
For
the second time in two chicks we've got an
ad from someone who is taken!!! Once again,
I reiterate, if a chick has hooked up with
some other nutsack, then I can't, in good
conscience, go ape-nuts over her.
If
she were with ME right now, she'd get a TEN! |
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| Steve |
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0
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| Ok.
Lets overlook the fact that this chick lives
in her halloween costume. Lets overlook the
fact that she looks like she needs a bath.
She has a lot of good qualites for a freak
I guess but she gets a big fat zero for having
a boyfriend.
Hell I imagine you take a cruise up her shitpipe
on a regular basis but even her easy anal
access is meaningless with her bagage car---er--family
involved.
Christmas and Halloween are once a year for
a reason baby. |
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| Rob |
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| Dave |
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5
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| Take
away all the hub-bub extra dread, death-metal
look and you have a nice looking gal. Her look
is not for me because Aeon Flux scares me. She
scares me. This nine inch nails poster child
gets a 5 from me though. I enjoy her honesty
and wit. She is pretty attractive, and has a
nice body. If I was feeling naughty I my ask
for a healthy scoop of this chick. But she still
scares me. So she gets a 5. |
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| Daniel |
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| Pirate's
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| Tammy
and others (maybe you), have some thoughts about
this week's chick too!
Check
it out here.
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| Wrap
Up |
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| It's
looking a little more "filled-out"
around here! Still waiting on a few stragglers.
-Kevin
P.S.
To all the other chicks who want to be rated,
my suggestion is to at least pretend like you're
available! |
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should check this out. |
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