8

Cha-Ching! I don't normally like Asian women, or a huge tattoo on a
chick, but throw that all down the drain. This chick is hot. I give
her an 8. We'll just have to sell those trophies on the black
market.

5

First, I must say that her write-up sounds like a late night ad for phone sex. She is an attractive woman but I don't think she would be my type at all. Next, I could never date a girl that smokes and the divorce thing is a big downer too! This woman has been around the block way too many times for me. The fact that she is outgoing also says to me that she will be a handful. I think I would stay away from this one. However, she is nice eye candy. I give her a 5.

James

6

What's REALLY going on? Well, this one has a kid, smokes, and probably
goes home from the clubs with a different guy every weekend. That tattoo is obnoxious, and I'll bet she is too. However, she is slim, pretty, and probably a fun chick, so I'm giving her a 6.

This chick is gorgeous. She's got All-American good looks in a tight little Asian package. Her tattoo rocks and it's important that she's paying attention to her Asian heritage by getting a dragon (I just said that to tweek Pump). She wears make-up, her nails are great and she's one of the few women who wear long hair correctly, her grooming is A+. In fact, you can tell from the way she looks and her surroundings that she's in control of her destiny and you wouldn't have to follow her around with a poop-scoop.

She doesn't list "Intimate/Physical" in the "Looking for" section, meaning she's past her party girl phase and is looking for the real deal (I'm sure the kid has something to do with that revelation). It's pretty clear that she's made mistakes with her phrase "finding a GOOD man is causing me to resort to the internet." Frankly, the men you pick are a direct reflection on you, so if you only date assholes, you're only PICKING ASSHOLES TO DATE.

She's got a great attitude, but she's also got a kid, too bad it took that to get this chick straight. She also mentions clown twice in the ad and I definitely don't have a fetish for the floppy shoe/orange afro wig/rubber nose gig. She also doesn't mention anything about likes and dislikes, so who knows about compatibility? She could have been my highest ranking ever… C'est la vie.

3.9

I don't hate her, but she is absolutely NOT what I need. Let's go over the short list... Kids. Smoker. Divorced. Not political. "Entertainment/Media" =Has her own net page. Big-assed tattoo.

That should about do it, although I'd like to mount her.

Oh how I hate thee, let me count the ways.

1. Shitty "Lita-like" Dragon Tattoo the size of my ass on your arm.
2. Your divorce with baggage (meaning kid or kids).
3. You smoke more than "Thomas the Tank Engine" does.
4. You're a Party Girl that is looking for a guy to take care of you
and your kids, disguised as a fun loving mother (Yeah right!)
5. Your friends call you "ghetto fabulous" I wonder why. It can't be
for all the good things you do for the community.

I hate this girl, she is cute and I would DO her. But only DO her, not
talk to her, not find out her last name or what she likes to do, just DO her. I'm talking about showing up at her door, take our clothes off, mess around a little, DO her, get each other off and then leave, only to return for more sex. For the ad she gets a 4 because I think somewhere in there she's lying and for the picture I'd give her a 5, for an average of about a 4.5, but she is a professional smoker so she gets a big whopping 4 for my rating.

7

I would do this chick, but she's not relationship material. She smokes
AND she has a kid. I wouldn't want to deal with the excess baggage this
one's carrying around. She's a bit wishy-washy, but could probably be
sort of fun to hang around with.

She gets a 7 from me.

5.84