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I want to meet someone that will ride the roller coasters with me; be comfortable having an intimate dinner at a nice restaurant or slamming down beer and hot dogs at a baseball game; someone that will hold my hand in the car, or just reach over to play with my hair just because; someone that absolutely drives me crazy one minute and makes me laugh the next; someone that will do fun things with me outside and explore; someone that really likes me for who I am. So if you are interested please write back with your real email address so we can get together!

Age 23 ~ Cancer
Looking for... Committed · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Blonde hair, hazel eyes
Body Type 5' 4'', average body
Education College Grad
Employment Works full-time, no answer on income
Profession Other
Religion Other, never attends services
Political Views Middle of the road
Smoking Smokes occasionally
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, not sure on wanting any
Groups No answer
Interests Dancing · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Sports · Travel

July 21, 2002




Dave
 

8

 

 

YES Sir!!!!! Finally!!!! She gets an 8 from good ole' Davie Doo.
She's probably full of shit in the prof., but I care not! I would lick
this chick's ass, and I think Rick would too!!


Eddie
8

In comparison to the last few girls we have had, I might have to give
this one a 10. She seems very average all around. She is attractive,
yet feels that she is average looking. That is a plus. It shows that
there is no huge ego there. If that is her closet behind her, I will
have to say she is a clothes horse and she is not a neat freak. The
latter is a big plus in my book. She even seems to be looking for an
average guy that can make her laugh and drive her crazy. I know I could
pull that off. Anyway, she seems like a normal girl looking for a
normal guy, and in the world of weirdos, the normal reign supreme. I
give her an 8. It's good to get a nice girl for my birthday.

 


James

 

8

How does this chick not already have a boyfriend?! I find it hard to
believe that she has trouble getting dates. The only troubling thing
for me in this ad is that she is an occasional smoker, otherwise
everything sounds great. She is hot, doesn't appear to be crazy, and
doesn't blatantly lie(that we know of)in her ad.

I give this little honey an 8, only the smoking keeps her
from being a 9.

 


Kevin
8

Wow.

This chick is the Full Meal Deal, if you get what I'm saying. She's not pretentious, she's very hot, she's NORMAL (at least from her ad), she understands the importance of wearing makeup and she sounds like a cool girl. Any girl who has a body like that and lists herself as "average", is gold with me. I think going to a baseball game might even be fun with this chick, and she might even get me on a roller coaster, although I hate those things. She's touchy-feely, which is good and she likes having her hair played with, which borders on a near fetish with me.

I get the feeling that we don't have much in common though. I'm not really outdoor oriented and I doubt if watching Farscape would sound like a good idea to her. We might have a convergence of music and art tastes though, and she might get me out more often.

She might be more of what I need, than what I want. She's not much of a freak, (that's a bad thing for those of you playing the home game) but I have to be honest and say that I'd be extremely happy to land this one.


Rickey
8

Nice ad, although I could do without the smoking and
holding hands in the car. She's not bad looking and
seems like a down-to-earth kinda gal. I give her 6
for appearance and 2 for the ad for a total of 8 points.


Scott
7.8

Wow, a decent girl this week. She seems honest, smart, and is pretty
attractive. She's a social drinker & smoker but she will outgrow
that with time. Her ad seems to be very natural and honest. She's
looking for Mr. Right, but everything she describes in the ad could be
done with a pet dog.

All joking aside, I give her a near 8 for the ad and a 7.5 on the
looks, for an overall 7.8 rating.

 


Steph
9

I would definitely do this chick! She is VERY attractive. She seems a
little unsure of what she wants in a relationship though. She's giving
extremes of the spectrum and that makes her sound like she's a dreamer.
I am not that crazy about her line "reach over to play with my hair
just because". That sounds like something silly Kevin would love to
hear, so I KNOW he's diggin' this chick.

She gets a 9 from me.

Steve
?

Dave-O-Meter Rating:I WOULD!!!!!!!

First off, she mentioned food 2 times in her ad which is like waving a
red flag in front of a bull when it comes to any of the Pirates! She
also mentioned Baseball, which is normally a deal breaker as gay as it
is, but then again she also said ROLLER COASTER!!! That goes a long
way! The icing on this yummy cake is the fact that she used the Key
Swinger Code Words "Intimate" "Hold My Hand"
and "Drive Me Crazy" and "Smokes occasionally" all of which mean I LIKE
IT IN THE DUMPER......A LOT!!!!!!!!
Who wouldn't Like That?
Average 8.11 Probably our highest ever! A stark change after last week! It's a rare occassion we all agree in one direction.

The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com.