Looking for the Challenge
I want to meet someone that will ride the roller
coasters with me; be comfortable having an intimate dinner at a
nice restaurant or slamming down beer and hot dogs at a baseball
game; someone that will hold my hand in the car, or just reach over
to play with my hair just because; someone that absolutely drives
me crazy one minute and makes me laugh the next; someone that will
do fun things with me outside and explore; someone that really likes
me for who I am. So if you are interested please write back with
your real email address so we can get together!
Age 23 ~ Cancer
Looking for... Committed · Intimate/Physical
Marital Status Single
Ethnicity Caucasian (white)
Hair/Eyes Blonde hair, hazel eyes
Body Type 5' 4'', average body
Education College Grad
Employment Works full-time, no answer on income
Religion Other, never attends services
Political Views Middle of the road
Smoking Smokes occasionally
Drinking Drinks occasionally
Kids No kids, not sure on wanting any
Groups No answer
Interests Dancing · Movies · Music · Outdoor Activities · Sports · Travel
July 21, 2002
YES Sir!!!!! Finally!!!! She gets an 8 from good ole' Davie
She's probably full of shit in the prof., but I care not!
I would lick
this chick's ass, and I think Rick would too!!
In comparison to the last few girls we
have had, I might have to give
this one a 10. She seems very average all around. She is attractive,
yet feels that she is average looking. That is a plus. It
there is no huge ego there. If that is her closet behind her,
have to say she is a clothes horse and she is not a neat freak.
latter is a big plus in my book. She even seems to be looking
average guy that can make her laugh and drive her crazy. I
know I could
pull that off. Anyway, she seems like a normal girl looking
normal guy, and in the world of weirdos, the normal reign
give her an 8. It's good to get a nice girl for my birthday.
How does this chick not already have a
boyfriend?! I find it hard to
believe that she has trouble getting dates. The only troubling
for me in this ad is that she is an occasional smoker, otherwise
everything sounds great. She is hot, doesn't appear to be
doesn't blatantly lie(that we know of)in her ad.
I give this little honey an 8, only the smoking keeps her
from being a 9.
This chick is the Full Meal Deal, if you get what I'm saying.
She's not pretentious, she's very hot, she's NORMAL (at least
from her ad), she understands the importance of wearing makeup
and she sounds like a cool girl. Any girl who has a body like
that and lists herself as "average", is gold with
me. I think going to a baseball game might even be fun with
this chick, and she might even get me on a roller coaster,
although I hate those things. She's touchy-feely, which is
good and she likes having her hair played with, which borders
on a near fetish with me.
I get the feeling that we don't have much in common though.
I'm not really outdoor oriented and I doubt if watching Farscape
would sound like a good idea to her. We might have a convergence
of music and art tastes though, and she might get me out more
She might be more of what I need, than what I want. She's
not much of a freak, (that's a bad thing for those of you
playing the home game) but I have to be honest and say that
I'd be extremely happy to land this one.
Nice ad, although I could do without the
holding hands in the car. She's not bad looking and
seems like a down-to-earth kinda gal. I give her 6
for appearance and 2 for the ad for a total of 8 points.
Wow, a decent girl this week. She seems
honest, smart, and is pretty
attractive. She's a social drinker & smoker but she will
that with time. Her ad seems to be very natural and honest.
looking for Mr. Right, but everything she describes in the
ad could be
done with a pet dog.
All joking aside, I give her a near 8 for the ad and a 7.5
looks, for an overall 7.8 rating.
I would definitely do this chick! She
is VERY attractive. She seems a
She gets a 9 from me.
little unsure of what she wants in a relationship though.
extremes of the spectrum and that makes her sound like she's
I am not that crazy about her line "reach over to play
with my hair
just because". That sounds like something silly Kevin
would love to
hear, so I KNOW he's diggin' this chick.
Dave-O-Meter Rating:I WOULD!!!!!!!
First off, she mentioned food 2 times in her ad which is like
red flag in front of a bull when it comes to any of the Pirates!
also mentioned Baseball, which is normally a deal breaker as
gay as it
is, but then again she also said ROLLER COASTER!!! That goes
way! The icing on this yummy cake is the fact that she used
Swinger Code Words "Intimate" "Hold My Hand"
and "Drive Me Crazy" and "Smokes occasionally"
all of which mean I LIKE
IT IN THE DUMPER......A LOT!!!!!!!!
Who wouldn't Like That?
||Probably our highest ever!
A stark change after last week! It's a rare occassion we all
agree in one direction.
The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. Kevin picks the chicks, so that's why the gang complains to him. If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to email@example.com.