Eddie

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Can you say dream date? For most guys this would be a great catch. She dates "all types of guys" which means you don't have to be attractive... that's a plus for most of us. She like all kinds of stuff and likes to end a date off by having crazy sex. She is not looking for a commitment so it would seem she is looking for a sex friend or something along that lines. That is another plus seeing as guys hate commitment as well. She is attractive in that freaky disco chick kind of way. which you can never go wrong with. Ugly guys this might just be your only chance for to date a really attractive girl get some sex and not have to commit to anything for it. On the other hand the picture does look like it was taken on a street corner which leaves me wondering only one thing. What's the catch? $$$$$... maybe?

I'm glad this chick decided to wear a big damn fur coat to conceal everything about her body, (note the sarcasm) and I hope that butterfly on her face is only temporary. Those things being said, this is a cute girl, one who doesn't appear to be the type to need to resort to online personals. I'd be happy to take her out and work on those grammar skills. I hate it when people confuse to and too, and AD only has one "d" in this case girlie! Okay, enough bitching, she gets a 8.3.

This chick started out by saying that her friend found an all around lover… well, I'd like to throw my hat in as the ALL AROUND LOVER this asian honeypot NEEDS! This chick is girly and hot! Movie and experimentation?… count me in! If she's dating all kinds of men, I qualify! Okay, the butterfly on her cheek is a little over the top, but who really cares? At least I know she won't keep the same hairstyle for 3 decades! She likes make-up and so do I! She's a winner, but she's still in her party phase so we're not getting hitched; I'll be glad to help her through her ya-yas though.

The first thing that jumped in mind (after the immediate fantasy of me banging her) was that this is chick that laughs on the "Killer Instinct" them song. I'm not really turned on much by her in a girlfriend way. I do find Asian women to be quite attractive in some cases, but the whole "club kid/fun girl" schtick is waaaaaaaay too much for me. That stuff on her face disturbs me. Also, I find that her beating around the bush on the religion section odd. And finally, she really shit the bed with me on the "Liberal" response on the political views. On the plus side, she is straightforward. That makes up for a lot in my book. To conclude, she isn't my cup of tea necessarily. However, I wouldn't mind hanging with her on occasion and trying to feel her boobies. Final score: 6.4

I'd fuck this chick, but I'd be angry about it, so I'd try to give it to her
hard and painful. I say this, because something about this idiot pisses me off.
She's a wannabe interesting. She's not. She's attractive, yes, but she strikes
me someone who just says the type of stuff in her ad to get shock attention. She
gets an 8 on looks alone.

My lord this reeks of a trap! I'm surprised this girl isn't telling us that she
has also taken some sexy photos of her with her nasty girlfriends, and that we
all could see them by becoming a member at "www.naughtyasiangirls.com" What a
big bunch of shit this ad is. Maybe this is a real ad and this is a man-chick
looking for some sucker to pray upon. I can see it now as my follow Couch
Pirates tell me all about it. "Wow Scott this chick, Mai-Lynn is so cool she
blew me all night, then when it came time to grind she told me to go straight to
the ol' brown eye! Boy howdy this gal has a huge clit too. I'm so in love." I
hope this wouldn't happen because if it did my friends that was no butt sex from
a girl you got, that was some Asian guy's man-pussy! If I thought for even a
second this might be a real ad I'd give her an overall 6.5 but, its not a real
ad at all so she gets a 3.5 on the picture alone. Hot little chick, fake ad.

Dave-O-Meter: NO!!!!!!!

This chick looks...no THIS CHICK IS 12 years old! What mail order asian bride website did you get her off of? More importantly where can Pump and James meet her?