Well, let's see. This chick smokes (occasionally) as if that is better than daily, she claims to research subjects until she knows ALL there is to know about it, and she looks like a scarecrow. Not racking up too many points here. Her ad really doesn't give me the impression that she is stupid, but maybe a bit of a flake. The leather goods and tattoo design are extremely scary prospects; she seems like a wannabe biker chick. I have a feeling it's only a matter of time until she is sporting a Born to Ride tat, and a Brock Lesnar size skull and crossbones on her back. Did I mention that her picture sucks? I hate that pose, and that thing on her head has to go. She pulls in at an even 2.0

There's a lot of positives here for me.

Her description of what she's looking for is within my ability to fulfill. She specifically mentions Japanese Animation, and a chick who likes Japanime is going to put up with a lot of my geeky shit. She also appreciates both together-time and alone-time, which is a big plus for me. She's creative…a big plus, and she likes a lot of the same activities that I do. I like her attitude, she's a little cocky, but not pretentious or a "princess". She even used one of the Beefboy's favorite phrases in her ad title!

She's listed as petite…always a good thing, she wears make-up (a dying art form), and I can tell from her photo that she likes to play "dress-up" which suggests that she's willing to be playful, if you get my drift.

She does have kids, and they're not living at home, which is a mixed blessing…as a boyfriend, I don't have to deal with her kids, on the other hand she's had kids and is not taking responsibility for them, which is not a good sign of how she will treat responsibility in the future.

I'd like to date this chick, but I'm not getting serious!

Blechh!! What a frightening bitch. Let me translate a few lines...

"Kids Yes - but not at home, not sure on wanting more" The state took the poor thing or her parents have it.

"Smokes occasionally" Occasionally has a pack or two every day.

"Red hair, hazel eyes" Both cosmetically altered from the original.

The ad's content bleeds of a dirty brand of coffee shop pseudo-intellectualism. She probably has a cache of clove cigarettes, Absinthe, and European beer on hand to appear hip and trendy to the other goth losers she hangs out with.

The picture itself? Well, they say it takes a lot of different people to make the world go 'round, but this is fucking ridiculous. Looks like she puts lots of white make-up and wants to be a belly dancer. She likely knows nothing of Hindu, Sikh, Gyspy cultures, yet feels compelled to adopt their style of dress when the camera is around. This is not the worst chick we've had, but a really bad candidate. I hope I never see her. Ever.

Final score: 0.4

Okay this girl couldn't have picked a worse picture for her ad. Not only is it a shitty picture, with a bad angle and no body shot, but this chick is dressed up like she's Cleopatra's sister. Not just no, HELL NO! I give her a big fat ZERO based solely on the crappy picture alone. Who's Next?

The first thing that comes to my mind is: FREAK!

What the fuck is that on her head? And what is that shitty thing on her arm? This chick is ugly. The only good thing I can say about her is that her use of the English language is pretty good. She didn't sleep through English Composition I & II. She gives herself away as a flake by her mention of "tattoo sidework" and "partial owner of a leather goods company". Whatever. This flake needs to blow on by.

She rates a 5.

Dave-O-Meter: NO!

This chick needs a bath, a job and a date with Kevin. She is the alien love goddess he has been looking for!
Plus as we all know
YOGA= FULL ANAL ACCESS!!!!!!!!!