Dave

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When you get these e-mails, do you start by reading the profile, then scroll down to see the pic? Well, if you don't, you should. And this androgynous creature is the reason why. I began by reading the profile and thinking this chick better be good lookin' to make up for the BS she was feeding me. I then scrolled down to see the first man that we've decided to put up on rate this chick. What gives Kev? I thought this was "Rate this Chick." Not rate the dude with man boobs. IT GETS A 0!!!!!!!

Truthfully I can't find any of the usual problems with this ad. The spelling and grammar are correct, and she doesn't come off sounding stupid, desperate, or crazy. However, I find her completely unattractive, and she does mention the occasional smoker shit. She is honest about the slightly overweight bit, and she doesn't have or want kids, a plus in my book. Hence, she gets a 3.

Since the only thing this chick is offering is sex then I will rate her solely on the basis of how attractive I find her.

She is wholly hideous. That's quite possibly the worst hair-Don't I've ever seen. No one who looks like her should be in anything other that a mu-mu and she certainly shouldn't be recording it on film... and get your damn finger out of your mouth! There's about four women on the Earth that can get away with that look and you're not one of them!

She's totally thrown in the towel man! I expect to see 8's and 9's from all the Couch Pirates that like a "woman" who doesn't dye her hair or put on make-up. Is this really what you want? Congrats, you can have it! I'll take my beautiful freaks any day over this salty dog.

I can imagine worse…but not much…

Hmmm... Perhaps a better title would have been, "I just ate a booger!" You know, given the picture and all.

I'm not attracted to her especially (although I do like older women), but she gets points for being honest about what she wants and is straightforward as well. Who cares what her stats are? If you want to meet her, do you really care if she is a socialist or a Green party freak anyway? No.

I give her a 5.5 for a very average score. Would be higher if she was hot. Would be lower if she hum-hawed around about her inhibitions and mentioned "long walks on the beach."

Rickey

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MAN?? = 0

Wow I don't really know how to explain this one, after my first inspection I was rather sickened by this whole article and picture. I mean this chick is rather ugly or is she? After looking at her pic several times I suddenly found her less and less ugly than I had before. Now maybe I'm saying all this strictly because I'm a horny guy, and it's my wife's "time of the month" (and I'm pining for some sex with her, I know too much information) or maybe subconsciously I would do her. Not date her, but do her on a "I only know about this" basis. Her ad is straight forward, and seems honest. I think this poor girl just wants some sex. I'm gonna give her a little extra points for the gutsy picture alone. She's ready to do whatever it takes for a ticket on the "Bone Roller Coaster". I do like the cleavage as well. I have to wonder if this is or was a lesbian at some point because of the haircut. And if she is a lesbian then she's all Steph-Pac's. For my overall rating of the ad and pic I give her a 3.2 with the idea that I probably would do her if I were horny and no one knew about it. Plus who knows what she'd be willing to do in bed, desperate people often equals wild sex.

I have a rating immediately: 1.0. The only reason this chick doesn't rate a flat
out zero is because she doesn't have kids, nor does she want any. That alone is
worth one point.

Her ad wasn't too bad, but when I got to the thumb sucking photo, I was
disgusted. After I got over that, I laughed at how stupid looking the photo
actually is. Forget it, this chick isn't worth it.

DAVE-O-METER RATING: NO!!!!

All I gotta say is THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!!!!!!!